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6428342 No.6428342 [Reply] [Original]

Ever since you were a child, they have conspired against you. The plan was for you to jump to your death. It is a miracle that you are alive.

>> No.6428356

Well, if that was their plan, why aren't there any tall buildings with easy access to the rooftops/upper floor winds near where I live?
I'd have offed myself a long time ago, if I could do it in an easy way like that.

>> No.6428357

>>6428342
I don't doubt it

At this point, all options explaining why my life sucks so bad are on the table

>> No.6428361

>>6428356
*winds=>widnows.
At least the conspiracy to make me illiterate succeeded.

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>>6428356

That is what they want you to think. By situating you away from the tall buildings, you would not think it is part of the conspiracy. They did try to make you go crazy, did they not?

>> No.6428384

Reported for /a/, silly crap and pseudo-roleplay

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And you will go crazy because there is not an easy escape route, like the tall buildings.

>> No.6428393

>>6428342
If it really was their plan they woulda pushed me when I was up there.

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>>6428393

Silly. That is murder. As long as they are invisible, they are innocent.

>> No.6428417

Every second I live means their plan fails. And that's enough reason to stay alive.

>> No.6428446

I've always been teetering on the razor's edge of sanity.... Adding paranoid delusions seems like the logical next step.

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>>6428417

And you will live every second of every day knowing that one day they will succeed.

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>>6428446

Was your sanity ever in question, or was it part of the conspiracy? The intention of paranoid delusions was only for self-preservation.

>> No.6429836

>Ever since you were a child
Joke's on them, I tried to jump out of our 3rd floor balcony when I was 4.

>> No.6429854 [DELETED] 

>>6428449
By then:
_ I will not care
_ They will have jumped long before that
_ They will have abandoned the plan

But if nothing of that happens, I will live forever. Just to spite them.

>> No.6429859

>>6428449
By then:
_ I will not care
_ They will have jumped long before that
_ They will have abandoned the plan

But if nothing of that happens, I will live forever. Just to spite them. Let's see them outlasting eternity

>> No.6429879

Conspiracies like that are impractical and pointless.
This thread is dildos.

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