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6427593 No.6427593 [Reply] [Original]

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

I HAVE SEX WITH HER

I POST ON /JP/

>> No.6427596

I FILL IN THE CAPTCHA

I REPORT YOUR THREAD

I FAP

>> No.6427598

Only one girlfriend? Hah, get the fuck out.
You can come back when you have at least four at once. I let you off with two if they're sisters and have no idea what's going on.

>> No.6427599

Who gives a shit, reported.

>> No.6427612

>>6427598
But none of them ever gave you a hug. Sure you can pretend but at the end of the day, she's still just a picture, audio and/or video file.

>> No.6427646

>>6427612
Neither did your paperbag.

>> No.6427669

Your girlfriend doesn't look like that. She's all 3D and probably has got hell of pockmarks and a bitchy attitude at least one fourth of the month. Have fun getting cheated on without you knowing you silly beta.

>> No.6427677

beta is the ultimate insult in the repertoire of the normalfag

>> No.6427692

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

YET I HAVE SEX

I PoST ON /jp/

>> No.6427715

>>6427692
Paying for it doesn't count.

>> No.6427716

I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

I DONT HAVE SEX WITH HER

I POST ON /JP/

>> No.6427720

>>6427715

Why not?

>> No.6427723

>>6427593
but can it run crysis?

>> No.6427732

>>6427593
And I pretend I care by saying I'm reporting you.

>> No.6427733

I KICK MEN'S ASSES
AND I VOTE

>> No.6427736
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6427736

BETA

>> No.6427747

>my face when betas say zetas when they mean omegas

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