/jp/ - Otaku Culture

cirno-style with one of these.

On my bed instead of in my computer chair.

I say always have a slow slideshow of some kind of fappable folder, like the explicit folder of your favorite touhou, running on a monitor while you do things. The key is not how you fap, but what you fap to.

If you just have that running all the time rather than just opening one up when you're hard, you might have better choice and come across one you simply must masturbate too, even though you're not hard yet.

those "jackpot" audio hypnosis mp3s that were floating around were interesting. by listening and allowing yourself to fall under hypnosis, you could supposedly ejaculate without even touching yourself.

they never brought me all the way to climax but i was so worked up by the end i came with the force of a thousand suns.

>>6427214
Someone once posted how the woman who did those looks like, after that it never worked for me, ever again.

Nothing too weird, at best masturbating in the shower while furiously penetrating my anus with a makeshift dildo fashioned out of a smooth plastic flashlight.

>>6427200
You mean those mp3s where a 3D slut tells you how worthless you are? If I wanted that I would play real life.

>>6427217
Same here. Finding out what the person behind the voice is like removed all chance of them ever working for me.

In an IMAX theater
on a school bus
in math class
while driving long distance

I used to fap everywhere, now I tent to keep it to the bathroom or bedroom.

>>6427232

damn, IMAX? that's alpha as fuck!

>>6427232
>while driving long distance
This. It's probably really dangerous so I can't recommend it in good conscience, but it's really fun to masturbate while driving.

Most outlandish thing I've done is just a finger for prostate stimulation.
I wish I could ejaculate more though, whenever I fap it just sort of dribbles out with no pressure or quantity. Any tips to cum more?

>>6427214
>>6427217
>>6427226

There are way more out there. I've also done one involving a succubus and one involving 2 witches each trying to make you trust them and distrust the other.

The one with the witches was pretty awesome because I imagined them as picture related.

I guess autofellatio, only done it twice, never doing it again cause it left my neck hurting for like 2 weeks.

>>6427242
be more horny

>>6427240

well if you're on cruise control, on a really arrow straight road like an interstate highway, it's way more doable than if you're trying to beat it, shift, turn, and not crash in around-town driving.

>>6427238

I do kinda feel bad for the janitor who found a sandwich bag full of man-batter stuffed under a seat.

>>6427242
Stop as soon as you're about to cum, then continue again after a few seconds. Do this for an hour or so and you'll shoot buckets meters far.

>>6427242

Exercise your pelvic muscles... you know that one muscle that sort of feels like it's in behind your balls, and if you tense it up and release it when you have a boner, you can make your dick sort of bounce up and down? Keep tensing and releasing that, even when you're just sitting around.

When you fap and are about to cum, you gotta tense that muscle up in the right way and your cum will launch out of you like a bullet. I've gotten serious, like 4-foot distance shots that way. It also feels godawesome if you let it get really strong, and then when fapping just keep on going, trying to keep it as relaxed as possible- making it tense will make you cum earlier. Keep going to the point where you just can't prevent it from spasming and you will ahegao and cum buckets.

/jp/ - fapping advice

I...tried to suck my own dick but failed horribly.

Ice cubes.
Feel really good, man.
I hope they do not damage my prostate/anus or something.

in the shower, no hands; just let the water pressure do the work. takes awhile but worth it.

>>6427279
Hey, that's how I discovered masturbation!

In the toilets of an airplane
This was a long flight (singapore - london)
For some reason I was hard from the take off, and after 4 hours of flight I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to the toilets with my laptop and you can guess what happened after that.

>>6427290
I'm always too paranoid to do it when I know I'll be next to people soon after.
My nose doesn't work for shit so I can't realize if I smell of cum or not.

Disclaimer: I am not a furry.

I had this Jurassic Park toy, it was basically a tyrannosaur that could swallow a man that came with it. You had to remove the man after he was swallowed through an opening on the dinosaur's belly and... Uh... I guess you get the picture.

>>6427246
How did you do it? I'm about 5 cm away from sucking my own dick and neck pain just might be worth it.

>>6427295
Would you describe the experience as "so cash"?

Imagine a flat but 18 or older girl, with small hips.
Imagine having sex with her, but as you have sex with her, her breasts grow larger and hips grow wider as her arousal increases, up to whatever limit you want as she reaches maximum arousal and you climax together, granting her a body that was sealed away with magic.
Then do it again next time as well.

>>6427295
> I guess you get the picture.
But did you use the T-Rex mouth or the belly opening?
This is important.

I once rubbed one off through my jeans while being driven to my family's cabin. Ejaculation was prolonged for hours as I couldn't vigorously stroke myself due to the proximity between me and my grandparents. It ended up being a pretty weak semi-chode ejaculation because of this. After we arrived I had to deal with the dried crusty mess in my shorts that awaited me.

Oh and not to mention all the fast food, retail and city parks I've beat myself at.

>>6427295
Oh shit, I had that toy. Best toy ever.

>>6427315
well i know what i'm doing tonight

>>6427315

After i got a laptop i fap in bed about 99% of time, main point is what i fap to. Fairly often i just use my imagination, especially when i'm not at home. Sometimes i find it disturbing that i can only cum while imaging rape of resisting and crying little girls.

I once climbed on top of a hill overlooking the town in the middle of the night and decided to try an outdoors fap. It's not that stuff like that turns me on, I just wanted to have tried it once. Felt pretty liberating. It was as if I was shouting out to the whole town "screw you guys, it's my penis and I decide what I do with it".

>>6427295
Holy shit.

>>6427319
Done that as well, hell I fapped outright in public thanks to rather baggy pants and clever use of hands-in-pockets.

Man I was a horny kid. No clean-ups though since I didn't actually ejaculate till 13 yo or so.

>>6427316
The mouth was kinda hard to use because of all the teeth. Here is the trick: you roll the head outwards, exposing the dinosaur's throat. A little lubrication and the resin that covered the innards of the thing felt quite... pleasing.

>>6427338
That is pretty terrible, I prefer happy sex with little girls. Though I imagine the little girls would be into rape fantasy and like acting out too and fap to that.

>>6427315
PIG DISGUSTING
GET OUT

>>6427346
Yes, this is what disturbing, i have my little girl-waifu and prefer gentle love, but sometimes its just too... plain, so she ends up being brutally raped by animals and or else. I feel a little sorry after that tho.

Stop fapping in public, people probably noticed but didn't know how to deal with the situation.

I have enough moments that are cringeworthy in my memory and I block them out to the point of barely being about to remember my childhood except when I focus and cringe until I forget again. Don't need memories of having fapped publicly on top of that.

>>6427315
breast expansion fetish?
on /jp/?
fucking normalfags

>>6427353
I like to fap to little girls being raped by dogs, but little girls enjoying animalistic sex with dogs is even better.

Never with my waifu though.

>>6427344
I understand you and probably did something just as emberassing, but imagining someone jerking a T-rex with its head rolled up on its neck up and down his cock just made laugh.

The sky is the limit.

>>6427370
>my face when I've done none of those

>>6427372
>plastic bag masturbation

How does that work?

About five years ago, to a relief sculpture of Lakshmi. It was one of those rare Indian pieces that get the face just right enough to be considered 2D. Egypt is sometimes really good with this too, and Egypt even invented gijinka as an added bonus.

This picture is almost as good, but almost.

>>6427384
what

Location wise: Either in the back of a moving car with my dad in the front seat or underneath a datacenter floor. I've also tried to while driving, but it's not as fun as it sounds. One time while I was rather high, I went outside my house naked on a warm, lucid, summer night, engrossed my member with a Tenga and proceeded to masturbate myself silly. Really, there are too many places to list.

Technique wise: Taking a latex glove, a pump, and a shower for comfort purposes, then proceeding to take the pump into my anus and inflating the glove. It gave off this extremely comforting expansion feeling when it didn't pop. Also, while I started out with lubricant first and moved backwards to lotion, it was then that I discovered testicular massage and orgasm. When you orgasm from rubbing your balls, the semen simply flows out like a fountain rather than through concentrated bursts, giving off a more mellow and consistent orgasmic pleasure. It's still pretty hard to do though, and I have to usually get started by masturbating normally.

it's strange lately, the only way that I can get natural boners is by talking about my sexual experiences like the slut that I am.

>>6427279
I did this when I was at a crisis center after being hospitalized. I would kill to have showerheads like those again.

>>6427390
>pop
Oh boy.

If you pee after like a minute after you cum, then try to stop peeing midstream, you will feel another orgasm. I have gotten like 10 orgasms in one minutes with this method.

Put a ziplock bag between the couch cushions, lubed it up, and humped it.

>>6427372
>using q-tip for urethral penetration
Bad idea. Trust me on this.

Take your finger and rub the area beneath your dickhead. You'll get the urge to fap normally, but don't. When you finally cum it will feel amazing

>>6427399
Seems to me that urethral penetration is a bad idea period
why would you do that

>>6427410
The reward isn't worth the risk imo. Not to mention you have to be very careful in the first place

>>6427410
Variation I suppose.

>>6427399
"How did you get all this cotton stuck in your urethra, Mr. Anonymous?"

>>6427410
It looks arousing in 2D.

>>6427394
Well, to be honest. The feeling was never particularly violent or painful, more shocking (and possibly pleasing if you timed it right) than anything. Plus it happened maybe once out of every ten or twelve insertions at first, only increasing in frequency because my anus had not only become trained to the size, but became much stronger as well.

I've also accidentally a Coke bottle quite a few times. Mexican Coke bottle are as hard as fucking possible for a $1.29 to break, considering that I've dropped them from up to five feet on solid tile and they survive with out a chip. They're not going to break in the shower.

But I haven't masturbated anally in any serious manner for quite some time. Anyone else know of a few good objects that I could use?

Stoned as fuck jerking off in a stairwell at a hospital minutes before my appointment.

>>6427419

Who's to say they didn't take the cotton off of the other end?

>>6427431
You might consider my penis

Seriously, though, I've never done the anal thing before. You reminded me that I need to look into it.

Ive masturbated in the hallway of my old high school. it was new so not all the hall ways were used. There was one hall way that the door would sometimes be left unlocked and I would sneak in and fap. The door to the hallway was glass so I would sit towards the back of the hallway to avoid being seen by passing people and hid behind a locker. Knowing that someone could walk in anytime all ways made me cum buckets. I almost got caught once by kids skipping class to get high.

I enjoy taking pictures of myself masturbating and posting them on the internet. It turns me on to no end.

>>6427390
I wish I could do that, fapping outside, even more on daytime.

I didn't fap since last fryday and am currently masturbating with so much pleasure. I am planning on edging to see how it really is.

Goddamnit, /jp/. Every day you cross a new line.

>>6427269
>>6427242
Kegel exercises are the best thing ever for increasing orgasm intensity.

>>6427431
Dude, just buy some big toys. The risk of a non-sexual object incident is too high.