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Too busy napping to do so

Sorry getting a better deal at Kourin's shop, thanks all the same.

I hope the Toho Bus can pick me up ;___;

I don't. Being a maid is woman's work.

Somehow, I expect to be greeted chris hansen upon arrival.

>>6424968

Oh wow, I never thought I'd have a chance to use this image. But really, you better catch the bus since it's dropping by your town soon.

I fear Remilia would rape and dismember me, who will then send me to Patchouli to be repaired, and then Patchouli would rape me.

Not a job for me, not enough easy taking.

>>6424961

I've seen this advertisement a lot, what's it from?

>>6424975
Patchy can barely recite a spell without having an asthma attack. How the hell could she rape a grown man?

Do I get to work in the library? If so I apply as soon as I finish reading the application.

>>6424987

Binding seals dude.

Do I get a title?

>The Flawed and Lackadaisical Butler

I really shouldn't think that that sounds kinda kickass.

Hm.
I'm very liable to just sleep all the days away and get murdered by Sakuya every half second but it's pretty much the only way I could get to Gensokyo and I don't particularly care for any of SDM's denizens.
Perhaps I pretend to apply just to get there and then flee somewhere where less work is required, like the Komeiji mansion or wherever it is Cirno's crew chills out.
I'm a NEET to the very end.

>Maid

I dont think so, However if Remi needs to hire a footstool, ill be first in line.

Change the job from maid to combat butler and you have yourself a deal.

>>6425020
If you fled the Mansion, you would die from getting eaten by youkai in about 10 minutes. Thats not counting armored maids coming after you for your bus fair. You better come up with a better game plan.

I fantasize about this right before I sleep. Except, I'm a butler who's a fire master like Fujiwara.

I wouldn't.

>>6425034
>>6425038
I am now fantasizing about being Remi's combat bulter. I get hired just to answer the door and secretly steal knowledge from the library. Then one day, when some random buttmad moeblob attacks, I show up, in all my Glory and become a shield for my dark mistress.

>>6425047
Usually my story involves everyone defeated and I come in to save the day. Very original, right?

>>6425047
I prefer my "I am Yuuka's defenseless live-in boyfriend gardenhand" fantasy where we raise Team 9 as our daughters.
I got Wriggle a fully functional Kamen Raider henshin belt for Christmas.

>>6425052
HAHAH no, buttmad moe blobs are rather powerful. I take a powerful attack intended for Remilia and am broken. She finishes off the intruders and says something about not needing my help. However shes so moved by my selflessness and devotion she gives me the gift of undeath. As her moist lips touch my skin and her petite fangs pierce my flesh the feeling of 10,000 orgasm hit me like a tornado. Then we live haply ever after.

I would apply, but it may be because I love Remilia. Even if I can't interact with her, if I can at least get a glimpse of her from time to time...

As long as she doesn't start eying my neck.

I'm not going to nap with her, either.

That's asking for it.

A...Am I expected to crossdress?

>>6425080
You are going to be a very lonely homosexual in Gensokyo. I wouldnt apply if i was you.

>>6425072
>"Ah, Remilia-sama-dono-tan-chama-kun-san, I am dying~! Please, make me a vampire to save me--"
>"That's just adorable, it thinks it's people."
>DEAD END

>>6425088
Nah, I'll apply.

She'll just have to force me, I'm not offering my neck.

Hmmm, I wonder how that would work out...

>>6425080
>not going to nap with her
Nigga you gay.
Also if any of them want to it's going to happen whether you want it or not.

>>6425090
that was good, i almost woke people up from laughing.

>>6425094
ohh i see, playing hard to get. I think they would just end up dumping you in the basement... bad end.

>>6424961
Faster then Kenshiro punching every particle of dust in the air

do i get to become a female?

>>6425097
I doubt it.

They expect boot-licking, I'm more liable to live than the lot of you.

More likely to actually be turned, as well.

>>6425105
You think you're more liable to live than us when you're going to tell Remi "no?"

>>6425114
I'm not going to tell her ''no', there would be no point.

I just said I wouldn't throw myself at her.

>>6425105
>implying i dont have a foot fetish.

Ill be your senior from day one bud.

Can i apply to be Remilia's familiar?

If they pay minium wage sure why not.

Depends entirely on whether I could hold my own in a fight with any of the residents.

Because in that case, I'd swipe as many of Patchy's spellbooks as possible and haul ass out of there.

>>6425169
Then die to Marissa. A fitting end to filth.

>>6425169
Also, if you were smart enough to understand the contents then you would be smart enough to pretend you are dusting the books when reading them in secret.

I can't be a maid because I'm not a woman.

Upgraded your mistress.

Can't I just serve Yuuka or Eiki-sama instead?

>>6425233
If you like getting smacked with the Rod of Judgment or having your skin flayed and left in a sunflower field.

You guys know that nobody employed at the SDM gets paid. Sakuya does not receive pay, and the fairy maids simply get meals and shelter. The fairies come and go as they please, and they aren't even really required to work; not that it matters since they're useless anyways.

But yeah no pay, guys.

>>6425233
Yuuka I can understand, but Yama? The fuck, man?
I mean sure she looks great but jesus, it'd be like dating Hakumen only with a lot more feeling-bad-about-everything.

>>6425241

I will sell weed!

>>6425241
Who needs pay when you have room, board, and access to a library filled with hundreds if not thousands of magical tomes, and probably other books that aren't magical but Patchouli still thought were interesting?

>>6425241
Remilia pays me by enriching my soul by her presence. Does this count?

>>6425254
I forgot about the books!

That's even more reason to stick around.

Bloodbag or no.

>>6425241
Ive never cared much for money. Being immersed in loli and Patchouli's library would be more than enough compensation.

>>6425240
ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

>>6425260
You cant even remember the books. Sad, this is why you wouldnt last a day before being tossed in the basement, bad end.

>>6425022
Does anybody know the name of this artist?
It's not every day you see an illustration so beautiful you can't fap to it.

>>6425274
chinchickrin?

>>6425272
Would not!

I would not be basement fodder, not at all.

I would be just fine.

>>6425247
I'd be willing to devote myself to most of the Touhou women.

Eiki-sama is just on the top of that list. I respect her the most; I wouldn't regret serving her.

I don't apply at all because I'm not interested in being drugged at the interview and dragged off to Azerbaijan to have my organs harvested for some Chechen rebel.

>>6425294
Awesome,
Many Thanks!

>>6425022
Holy shit, he drew the whole thing with just one layer:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12103843

>>6425254
>>6425255
>>6425261
I'm referring to the guys beforehand talking about pay.

>>6425344
>one layer

Yeah, thats how most art is made.... You think they cut and past caves togather when they paint?

>>6425294
Thats the name on gelbooru, most of the pictures point to pixiv and a different name. Not sure what the story is there.

>>6425344
Lol, how do you think artists who painted used to do it before computers?

>>6425411
With Photoshoppe

>>6425392 most of the pictures point to pixiv and a different name
What?
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3401

QUALITY THREAD­

God, this is really awful.

>>6427959
Much like your posting.

>>6428803
Yeah this reply was not predictable at all.

There's a problem: I'm not a girl

My parents will throw me out if I miss out on another job opportunity, so I guess it can't be helped...

I would swim that fucking lake to apply in person, like, no joke.

>>6430153
Have fun getting eaten by Sharks(Read:Rumia)