/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mass Patchouli and Kaguya.

/thread

Maybe one day

>>6418211

Don't you mean Flandre and Alice?

If only..

QUALITY THREAD

>>6418252
You will never be a fat, sadistic, bitch of a loli...
;_;

>>6418286
Forgot your picture, son.

but I am a girl,

If /jp/ was the little girl, you'd all act just like her.

only with glasses

Yo

;_;

>>6418194
I actually have asthma ;_;

This is probably closer though, at least fanon wise.
I'm not an immortal moon princess of PURE BEAUTY.

>>6418348
haha, yeah.

sad...

Me: meiling
my bro: sakuya

yeah... shit happens

Only fat.

>>6418396

yes... "shit" happens

Goddamn it's so fitting it hurts.

yes.

me in the center

I look exactly the same, funny.

>>6418477
where´s that from?

I'd say this captures me pretty well. Essentially alone, both despising and wanting other people, and becoming more suspicious and emotionally unstable as time continues. How many more years can this continue?

I like to think I'm smiling but all I ever get is "Just tell me who you're going to stab so they can get a head start." My facial emotion range is apparently for shit.

>panties squares

... Yes captcha. I guess so.

sup bitches

Except no one ever confesses to me

Practice facial expressions in the mirror for 20 seconds every time you brush your teeth. You'd be amazed at how much more emphatic you can become.

Did that back (10 years ago now...) in high school when I had a photo taken of me and was told to smile, to which I was scowling. After a month or two of practicing facial expressions, now others see me as a "friendly and happy" guy, and it's easier to influence people when you can portray whatever emotion you want accurately.

I don't think any female really fits me.

>>6419898
Practice facial expressions in the mirror for 20 seconds every time you brush your teeth. You'd be amazed at how much more emphatic you can become.

Did that back (10 years ago now...) in high school when I had a photo taken of me and was told to smile, to which I was actually scowling. After a month or two of practicing facial expressions, now others see me as a "friendly and happy" guy, and it's easier to influence people when you can portray whatever emotion you want accurately.

>>6419931
I might try but it literally hurts to smile at this point. What I think is smiling is more or less what you said you were doing, scowling, with perhaps my eyebrows a little raised rather than farther down. And my neutral face apparently just makes people think I'm glaring or disapproving of anything they say. Most of my professors get verbally defensive or guarded when I've asked them simple questions in the most monotone and unassuming of voices because of it too which is annoying.

I guess I'll give it a shot but on the other hand I'm told if the person doesn't know me very well the face makes me look like "someone with a noticable and distinct presence." Which I think is their euphemism for "he's kinda scary looking." Which somehow helps in ways that habe never been explained to me. Maybe its something that helps from time to time but I don't care for it.

Sage, for not really adding to the thread I guess.

except with brown eyes

Only with blue eyes.
And acne, but that's tied with male hormones so I doubt it'd carry through.

Hey /jp/ wanna fuck

>>6418294
Mitsuba pretends to be a bitchy sadist but really she is just tsundere for being a good girl. I would have sex with her.

i'd ride you all day long

since i have chinese origins so my hairs are straight i would keep a himecut, and have a/some lesbian/s cute little girlfriend/s but still stay at home to play games and surf internet a lot
;_; we are a family of good looking men and women but i have involuntary a lot of muscles even if i neet around, so i can't cross-dress ;_;

>>6420133
Well toned girl with hime-cut. Why am I aroused?

yeah right

>>6420172
forever alone

>>6420165
hey, stop getting laid to my female-self! y-you pervert!

>>6420172
She's so cute.

You will never have someone who's been in love with you for years and too shy to tell you about it ;_;

Kirino is cuter.

>>6420218
absolutely this

>>6420218
Kirino is just like me too, since I pretend to be normal usually but have a huge imouto fetish I hide from everyone. And Kirino hints that she is actually bad at the fighting game, she would just lose online, it's the same with me. I'm just a low level who could only beat someone who doesn't only play, plus I'm a male model and have red hair.

>>6420172
when i see her i can't stop thinking that she haves the same seyuu of ritsu

One day. ;_;

>>6420240
Deal with it.

forever alone

>>6418194

Threads like these piss me off because many of you lie to yourselves. I mean, come on, you're just flattering yourself. Most of these are complete bullshit. The girls in these pictures are cute and appealing, but that =|= users of /jp/. Though the fatties are at least honest and find suiting pictures for themselves.

>>6420398
Although I don't say it aloud and definitely won't force others to think it, I think the way I dress and a lot of things I do are cute.

>>6420398
arg i am so angry at these 2d idealized forms not matching the 3d poster

>>6420398
As far as I can tell, it is generally agreed that I would be moderately cute if not for the fact that I fail horribly at being socially acceptable in any sense.

Pic of me as a girl as a dog.

>>6420539

Currently working on doing my hair up like this.

I will be a girl soon!

>>6420398
No, you don't get it.

male == ugly
2d girl == cute

Those are axioms as far as /jp/ is concerned.

By extension, we would get cute once turned into a girl. That's simple logic.

Here I am.

>>6418194
You already posted me as a girl.

I suppose this one is more accurate though, considering my job is IT Administrator.

>>6421048
Wow, he is hot. More?

>>6421056
He's also not wearing a hat. Confirmed for going to die any moment now.

>>6421044
Hey Suika2 wanna get shitfaced?

>>6421056
>>6421058
Wait.
It's not a girl?

here

>>6421098
Why does everyone draw her with huge tits? Are they big in the manga or something?

>>6421105
i'd wish kirino had those tits

>>6421115
It seems I'm the only one who doesn't.
You can keep them.

>>6421123
I'm with you. There seems to be a counterculture movement and people are loving huge breasts like normalfags. Not that I won't save a picture of Kirino where her breasts are a bit too big, because she's beautiful either way, but those two particular ones go too far.

>>6421129
To quote another anon:
>I kind of get a guilty pleasure from fapping to girls with breasts and shapely thighs. It's like, she isn't loli, I shouldn't be doing this. But there's a rush because I shouldn't be doing it.

>>6421139
Kirino isn't a loli in the first place.

And that's pretty fucked up.

Rico. Ever since I laid eyes on her.

/jp/ is so cute.

This is more fun in a 3D Custom Girl thread where we simply create our girly selves.

>>6418194

<----This is me as a girl.

>>6421227
You dirty wetback

>>6421214

That would be the best option for me. If 3DCG actually printscreened for me. Closest guess I can find for now.

but ugly

>>6421232
Just make a hardsave of your character and upload it here. (It's an image anyway). So Anons can play with you.

looks pretty similar to me and the personality would be identical if this cruel world didn't shit on me every day and force me to wear this hard shell instead.

Dunno but I'd be the athletic girl with a small penis and who is too shy to talk to people.

Well long dirtyblonde hair, black stockings and skirt, big headphones over ears listening to the beatles, SoaD, gorriliaz and remixes and very gudgementle over teenage stereotypes.

Basicly a videogame/music loving bitch.
Can't post pics from iphone not that i have one anyway ;_;

This, but with way less tits.

>>6421785
/jp/ hates camwhores and 3D, don't worry.

NO ONE MUST KNOW MY SECRET

This, except actually girl.

I hate myself.

there's no way a girl could match a true man's profile!

>>6421861

>>6421861
You need to have some serious balls to dare walk around in that outfit.

sup

Definitely.

The sad reality.

>>6423370
It was a girl?
I don't remember it that way,sonny.

Looks, no clue about the personality (as I don't exactly know anything about this character).

>>6418194
What if I'm a girl already?

>>6423425
Get out of here animefftt.

;_;

I really don't know of any female anime character that reminds me of myself.

Something like this.

I want to cosplay her, I look a lot like her

nah there is nothing to fit me

Onee~sama... i-is it okay if I lean in like this....

I was even born in the year of the rabbit. Although, that was technically the year of the fire rabbit ('87) and so I don't know what else I could put for that.

>>6425469

>>6425488
obvious lies

>>6425513
Put... me.... down.... you stupid baka!

You know what OP, this is somewhat off-topic, but as it turns out, it seems that (maybe) this actually worked somewhat as an incidental census thread, because I'd think that almost everyone from around here would answer this thread (due to our long-standing commitment to becoming the little girl). Better yet most people just give one answer and leave the thread/lurk it, and so it's easy to account for non-OP-directed-replies.

And I count about 93-ish /jp/sies. May be more or less depending on who you ask. And that's just people who responded, if you implement lurkers there could be >100 people here. And this isn't even peak hours. Which seems to imply that most of /jp/ lurks instead of posts, which is no surprise considering that we tend not to talk unless absolutely necessary anyway. Also I already answered the thread, but I'll do it again just to be somewhat relevant.

>>6425539
Not talk? On a board devoted to your favorite thing? You guys are weird.

>>6425528
forever a dream

me with the powerups

i found one

Any one of these.

>>6425563
7 years of 4chan should tell anyone that lurking is better than talking.

>>6425479
>fire rabbit

Well, I guess Al-Miraj sort of fits, it's aggressive enough despite not being on fire. This is a creature said to live in an obscure Indian island, in form of a yellow, horned rabbit. Despite its harmless appearance, its ferocity rivals the Rabbit of Caerbannog. It radiates an aura of sheer terror that causes bird and beast alike to flee from it, any animal that fails to do so is promptly impaled on the horn and eaten by the rabbit. The only way to get rid of one is having it charmed by a skilled witch, who would then lead the animal away, possibly to plague another town. Unsurprisingly, witches got quite rich performing those killer rabbit cleansing duties.

So you'd be a demonic beast and have a pact with a youkai witch, where you'd go "attack" a village's livestock until they are forced to hire a youkai exterminator to get rid of you, obviously this is where your witch partner steps in, "exterminates" you and takes the payment. Of course, the extermination would just be a teleportation spell and you'd be transported to your house, where you'd take your human form as a rabbit girl with blonde hair and start preparing dinner, waiting for your witch partner to return from town with food and supplies. When she arrives, you'd greet her with a hug and a kiss, asking her whether she'd like to have dinner, a bath, or you first. Then you'd eat and bathe together as wife and... well, wife, and when it's time for sleep, she'd charm you in a different way.

Kind of like that deal in Dragonheart, but with lesbians.

The Touhou most like myself.

>>6418194
;_;

Oooh! Ooh! I want to play too!

The fact that I am a real transgender in real life makes this that much more epic.

>>6425804
;_;

you should jump into that 12.3 thread and host.

>>6425918
I'm already hosting and waiting, get in here slow poke

:3

>>6425576
me on left