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>/jp/

>> No.6421030

>alone in the basement
>get hit with paperball
more like /x/

>> No.6421035

These girls kept pinching my ass once. Even though they were doing it to annoy me and not out of any sexual intent because I'm ugly, it was sexual harassment.

If I did the same thing I would be put in jail.

Reminds me of this one time I looked up this girl's address and kept walking past her house and making the first lines of my essay spell out her name with the first letter of each line

>> No.6421040

/me/
>Get hit with paperball.
>Turn around.
>Rip off shirt and punch nearest female.

>> No.6421041

>>6421035
what

>> No.6421047

>finishing highschool next week
>still throwing paper balls on people around you.

AUTISM.

>> No.6421064

/jp/ is truly pathetic

>> No.6421065

>get hit with paperball
>don't even turn around

>> No.6421085

>/jp/
>highschooler

You're looking for our little brothers at /a/.

>> No.6421086

>get hit with paperball
People seriously still do this shit?
I don't think I've seen someone get hit with a paperball since elementary school.

>> No.6421104

>>6421086
I had a person like that in high school, although he made no distinctions to who his target would be. I would throw the paperballs back at him while the teacher wasn't watching.

>> No.6421108

>got hit with paperball
>break their parent's car glass
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>> No.6421119

>>6421108
Are you frustrated?

>> No.6421127
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>>6421108

>> No.6421136

>>6421108
That's just cruel. Don't you think their parents have enough time dealing with their piece of shit offspring every day without that? They probably tried to raise him correctly, but it's not that simple. They model themselves mainly off other influences.

My parents for one had to suffer damage to their property not only because of my worthless brother, but my worthless brother's friends and enemies.

>> No.6421152

>get hit with paperball
>turn around, do nothing
>get hit in the face with paperball

>> No.6421176

>>6421024

> Get hit with paperball
> ALL RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
> GET HIT WITH BOTTLE
> IN FACE

>> No.6421180

>get hit with paperball
>turn around and identify who it was that shot it
>buy Richard Nixon mask and a ball gag from a costume store after school
>obsessively stalk them
>find them going into the bathroom alone one afternoon after most other students have left
>put on the mask, slip inside after them, jam the door shut
>sneak up behind them while they're pissing
>hit the back of their knees so they fall to the floor
>force the ballgag into their mouth while they're still confused
>rape them in the middle of the bathroom floor
>after you're done take photos of them lying on the bathroom floor in a pool of their own piss, sobbing, with their pants around their knees and cum/blood dripping out of their ass
>make copies of the pictures and scatter them around the school
>buttdominated

>> No.6421184

>>6421180
You raped a guy. That is gay.

>> No.6421186

>>6421180
>go home to prepare greentext story and anime image macro

>> No.6421189

>>6421024
>get hit by paperball
>WAAAAGH
>unmount my bic pencil
>proceed to load projectiles
>fire away
Good times.

>> No.6421190

>>6421184
It's not gay unless you're the one taking it.

>> No.6421194

>>6421190
I think the rules on that change when the guy taking it doesn't even want it.

>> No.6421201

>get it by paperball
>flying table coming out of nowhere
>nobody will do it again

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