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yep. start stripping bitch

I am formally requesting the pasta with Yuuka and the chocolate vomit.

I have a thing for that.

>>6418511
I'm pretty sure that was Aya.

Also when'd you come from /v/?

>>6418514
/v/'s been awful lately and I've always kept my eyes here.

Regardless, I want the one with Yuka and you being tied to a chair.

Bad.

go ahead

>>6418518
I'll see what I can do.

>>6418493
No. Why would I?

My body's not ready.

>>6418522
Wunderbar.

lotus boob.png

>>6418518
Edited Aya's for Yuuka

You put your arm around Yuuka's waist as she kicks off her shoes and sits in your lap. She says nothing as she leans in and kisses you. She tosses her hat off to the side and wraps her arms around you.

Your run your other hand up her leg, under her skirt, and rest it on her upper thigh. She breaks off the kiss and blushes. "W-What are you doing?" she asks. Straining to keep her from noticing your rapidly growing erection, you blurt out something stupid and immediately cringe in embarrassment.

Unfazed, she kisses you again, your tongues locking in a deep embrace. Out of nowhere, you feel Yuuka's chest heave ever so slightly. She lets out a noise that sounds vaguely like gagging, and then a warm, thick fluid trickles into your mouth. Surprised at first, you try to break away from her kiss, but she holds the back of your head and continues to let the fluid flow into your mouth. Sickened and expecting it to taste like vomit, you are pleasantly surprised when it tastes like melted chocolate. You tentatively swallow some of it, and Yuuka pushes even more of it into your mouth with her tongue. Continuing to kiss her, you swallow more and more of the chocolate, and Yuuka moans with growing excitement.

After you've consumed all of it, she pulls away and giggles. "No human has ever let me feed them like that before..." She reaches down into your pants and tugs on your erect dick. "I suppose I should finish what I've started here, hmm?"

>>6418518
Get out.

>>6418538
Nice.

The funny thing is, I saw this with Yuka in the first place.

>>6418542
Don't worry, liebchen.

I am more than capable of taking it easy and I am no stranger to /jp/.

>>6418550
I've only seen it with Aya.

There is also another story you may be interested in, the Hurk Hurk Hurk one if you haven't seen it.

>>6418561
Go ahead, I've got all night.

She exhales a havey breath....steamy, hot with the scent of sake riding on it. Her hair has fallen down framing the sides her face with gold slightly all the while tickling your face.....

A deeply unpleasant croak rises from her stomach and escapes her her luscious red lips, a trickle of bile spills out from her mouth as the effects of excess exert it's toll on her body. You try to writhe your way from under her but her oppressive weight pins you down, even as her eyes glaze over drunkenly while convulsions wrack her belly.

Over and over she heaves "HURK HURK HURK" as her svelte form clenches and squeezes the poison out from her, frantic you kick and yelp trying to get away from the inevitable but you are far too weak to resist and she too far gone to notice you there anymore.

With one more guttural sound she heaves out her guts onto your cringing face, pungent and hot acids sting your eyes painfully. Torrents of rejected sake, half digested food and gastric lining wash your face in great shuddering tides punctuated with coughs and sobs. You open your mouth to scream and are rewarded with the indescribably foul taste of her issue, trapped under her frame as you are you are forced to endure unable to spit it out (for fear of catching a fresh batch) and unwilling to swallow it.

Your hair caked, your lips sticky, the bedsheets sodden, the pillow saturated, even your ears trickle with a sample of Yuugi's puke. With one final splurt she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek, then passes out into unconsciousness still clinging to you. Tears of misery cut two clean lines through the mess on your face, it's days like this you regret your choice in waifus.

I feel like I've seen more Vomit fanfictions that I should have

>>6418584
My God.

I must say I was more into the Femdom element rather than the vomit.

Regardless, that was....interesting.

I feel I may have raped this thread a bit too much.

>>6418597
There's never enough rape.

well what a coincidence I should drop into this thread.

I happen to be the author of the original Aya Chocolate Puke 'pasta, and I definitely only ever wrote that involving Aya. It was because of the whole crow tengu thing- birds have a crop from which they regurgitate food to feed their young.

Far as I know, Yuuka doesn't have anything like that. But if you like it just as much with her, proceed. Just never forget that Aya chocolate puke is best chocolate puke

>>6418609
I believe I am just confused.

I probably skimmed over it and there was a pasta involving Yuka and being tied to a chair.

So, I just assumed they were the same.

>>6418609
Why didn't you finish it?

>>6418538
Oh god, I can't stop laughing. Sometimes missing the point produces great things.

>>6418538
>She tosses her hat off to the side
what hat

>>6418634
Yuuka's night cap from the pc-98 games.

>>6418634
>>6418648
Also because Camera didn't make sense for Yuuka.

>>6418654
Yeah, I must have been mistaken.

I must wonder how I got Yuka out of it, I might have dreamed up the chair thing.

I also though it was ''feed off'' not ''feed''.

Interesting.

Is there any with Remilia?

I am ever so fond of Vampirism.

>>6418634
Her parasol counts as a hat.
It even has the text "Counts as a hat for purposes determining damage and fatigue. Does not count as a hat for AC."

>>6418620

because you were supposed to finish it in your own head.

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

anyways, someone did finish it a while ago, and I think it was suitably decent.

Archived:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5687261#p5702444

>>6418608

source?

>>6418663

Throw out a subject, a setting, I'll see what I can write.

I think I remember.

There was a pasta where Yuka eats you.

And it was posted alongside choco vomit.

Anyway, I am requesting the aforementioned devouring.

>>6418676
I believe thats Shako - April.

I'll see if I can find a link.

>>6418676

>>6418686
>>6418676
http://www.mediafire.com/?xynznvgwzhy

I've never seen a Yuuka Devour fanfiction, so that'd be interesting.

>>6418678
Hmm.

The Mansion and Remilla is trying to make a new Vampire despite her appetite issues.

>>6418678
Remi turning someone into a vampire would be amazing. Somewhat against canon, but amazing.

>>6418693
>>6418695
Well, off to my illegally acquired liquor then.

>>6418663

>Remilia

Oh jeez, you weren't around for the Thanksgiving SDM fuckfest last year, I take it?

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

>from there, Flan, Patchouli, Sakuya all get fucked.

I wrote that one too. What can I say, I have a lot of time on my hands.

>>6418699
I know that feeling, liebchen.

>>6418695

man, I got your ass covered from almost a year ago, I'm just that forward-thinking.

and since I know someone is going to ask for the rest, here:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4257547#p4257711

>>6418708
Thank you.

I hope All Day delivers as well.

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I want to see.

>>6418597
Make more of these, please.

>>6418714
And look who shows up!

It seems we have more in common than I thought.

wow this thread grew fast

>>6418726
It would appear so.

NEVER FORGET[/SPOILER]

>>6418733
Indeed.

Next time, use Byakuren.

>>6418736
Anyway, how is World of Tank?

S.S Panzer divisions?

Or, just Afrika Corps and Wehrmacht?

Most importantly, is there a King Tiger?

>>6418737
That still freaks me out, man.

Dear god, what I've written is horrifying in a good way. I'll have this done in the next 5 minutes, I pray some mod or janitor gets mad and rageletes this thread.

>>6418714
In due time, I've been working on doing Black touhous and perfecting that, but I promise I'll get back to the WW2 Touhous.

>>6418749
There is Kingtiger.

However, since it's just beta, the games are just jumbled up without any faction vs. faction battles. That will come out later.

>>6418757
>horrifying in a good way
That's the best way.

>>6418759
Delicious German Steel.

I'll keep my eyes on it.

>>6418754
I find it charming.

>>6418757
>horrifying in a good way
Delicious.

>>6418737
same here, I wanna see someone use Byakuren on the next one

>>6418779
A damn shame there isn't more of Byakuren in more...dominant positions, if you catch my drift.

>>6418792
I believe I do.

>>6418795
Do tell.

>>6418795
Mm, don't we all?

>>6418804
She just seems so fit for it.

It's such a pity.

>>6418804
Actually, on that note there should be more pre-tamed Murasa as well.

>>6418804
Sauce?

Anyway, I'll be back for the pasta.

>>6418812
Heian Capital DeLorean.
Yeah, that kind of DeLorean.

As I entered in to the Scarlet Devil's home, an eerie feeling fell upon me. One of anxiety and distrust of the head maid as she led me in.

"Thank you for joining us" her words sharp as daggers. "Mistress will meet you in the dining hall"
The dining hall itself was open and dank, Remilia sitting on her throne at the end of the large table, playing with a half eaten, unidentifiable meat. My eyes stung of some terrible stench, one of burnt skin and blood, thick and stagnant in the air.
"This is the best Sakuya found? Couldn't she have at least got something more... plump?"
Before I had begun moving towards my seat at the other end of the table, a hard force knocked me to the floor, Remilia standing in front of me with a grimace on her face. Her eyes shifted to a thin stare, her terrifying smile opened
"Are you at least a fun toy? The last peasant lasted less than a minute, if you enjoy living, you'd better get me at least wet"
Her thin, painted claws ripped through my pants, revealing a flaccid disappointment, described by her view. She began to slap my dick, not in a playful way like what you may think. Her hand was rigid and strong, nearly tearing the muscle in each strong thrust. The pain was excruciating to say the least, but I realized she had only begun as she moved to my upper body. The tense grip which she used to emasculate me again violated my chest, as my nipple was nearly torn from my chest.

>>6418842

>>6418842

"Good work, dog, you've beat the last man's record"
Her voice crept. I hadn't realized the torture had progressed for anything over a minute. As I began moving my arm when I felt a sharp fang bite down in to my shoulder, breaking through both skin and bone. She had separated her dress down the center to reveal a hairless puss, rubbing up my phallus. I could not enjoy it for the fact she had torn most of my shoulder's skin off, and left nothing but exposed muscle hanging threaded by painful jolts. She began moving, each movement pleasure and pain mixed.
"Aah, good, good dog. Keep going and I'll let you live"
I had done nothing from the beginning except be mercilessly tortured by a petite demon. She removed her fangs only to tear in to my opposite shoulder, leaving my now-defunct arm to fall to the floor. In one quick movement, she inserted myself in to her and with a cry of muffled joy in to my shoulder crushed my collarbone. I began to blank out when I heard a loud yelp and splash. She had finished.

>>6418849
"No ones made me come in 300 years, you've earned this"

The words left her lip as I felt her fangs sink in to my neck, once more bracing to lose a body part. The pain which I felt was nothing in comparison to the draining power she called through her lips. My blood froze and heart fell, as I began to finally descend in to a final sleep.
I heard the door creak open, and heels clack against the floor.
"Are you finished with this one, Mistress?"
"No, Sakuya, send him down to Patchouli to have him sewn up, and sent to my quarters. That was only round 1"

>>6418852
If round 1 cost an arm, I'd hate to see the price of admission for round 2.

I'm loving all these Yuka threads.

>>6418894
Well, she is the third best touhou.
She's so purdy.

>>6418894
Sadism is a under-appreciated virtue in Women.

Alright Photoshop time, what do you want Adolf, character wise?

>>6418904
You gonna get murdered.

>>6418915
OH JOY!!!

How about ones that haven't been done yet?

Maybe Winston and Kogasa? I've seen lots of threads before were the Churchill roleplayer tries in vain to get Kogasa to like him.

>>6418852
this is one of the reasons why you're my third favorite tripfag.
sorry hong and Arc got u beat

>>6418931
Danke, but now it's photoshopping time.

>>6418931
It's such a good pasta.

>>6418939
tis glorious fapping material. cant wait for the rest, or teh shoops.

>>6418947
I'm done with the story for now, but maybe one day I'll start it back up.

>>6418952
That would be quite appreciated.

Is the second one appropriate anon? Please wait warmly while the janitor deletes the cp.

Oh wow, I forgot how gloomy Winston looks, this is going to be difficult.

>>6418975
I thought that because Winston looks sad all the time that this would be an easy one.

>>6418804

Byakuren No Ken?

How much time would you be looking at investing if you wanted to collect every iosys and innocent key album ever released? But she is not that kind of girl who would date 2 men at once or engage in sexual acts with more than one guy. And after that, watch Hokuto No Ken and shit a brick or two.

>>6419026
Actually, my friend, I have over 350 Touhou flashes downloaded and placed on my iphone. This includes most of the IOSYS bunch and Innocent Key bunch. The only one I won't download is Ero Toho, you know, the one with Rinnosuke. It took a good five months to find and download them all.

>>6418852
>"No, Sakuya, send him down to Patchouli to have him sewn up, and sent to my quarters. That was only round 1"
Where's round 2? You told me there would be a round 2!

>>6419038
He might finish it later.

It's up to us.

>>6419038
Okay, I'll set a date here on my calendar of wonderment. I'll have part-2 done here in a week or so, but I might put too much effort in to it and it may turn more in to a short story than a short fan fiction. I literally mean a 5 page story on how Patchouli sews your arm up, takes you for a test ride, sends you to Remilia, and you fuck her, flan finds you, and joins, and then other shit happens, I dunno, I have it worked out in my head though.

And this is a test for Winston and Kogasa, only one I could where he isn't depressed. I'll have another one here within the hour.

Okay so you used to have your desk on the other side of the room. Which alternative is better? That was uncalled for. I am not a piece of shit, please don't insult me. It's a fucking hardcover too.

Or maybe I'll write one about how I brutally rape Captcha-tan...

>>6419080
Wunderbar

Anyone want to stick their penis in that hole?

Paizuri under clothes is the best.

>>6418811
>>6418804

Can we get a source on the Byasskickuren doujin please?

I have never been closely involved with a penis, but I think penis's urethra May be around here somewhere!

>>6419115
Heian Capital Delorian, mein freund.

It's quite the trip.

>>6419018
Byakuren No Ken indeed.

>>6419080
fuckin' magnificent

>>6418493
>>6418538
>>6418584
>>6418842
>>6418849
>>6418852

>>6419087
Perfect.

I like it.

>>6419080

SDM/Aya writefag here again- I like your writing style, although for me at least it was a little too violent for an ero story. That's a chocolate (puke) and vanilla thing, though. I'm all for over-the-top gore in non-ero stuff- I really want to write something about an attack on the SDM where Sakuya turns a room of people into bloody pincushions and Remilia tears some motherfuckers in half with Gugnir... blood soaked giggling Flandre? Fuck year.

Anyways my advice to you would be to get whats in your head out into a text file just as an outline and then build it up from there. But be careful, or you'll end up mired in never ending tweaks to it- I had/have a Kogasa love story in the works, but whenever I look at it I'm never satisfied. It'll probably never see the light of day.

>>6419166
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind for part 2. Have a British Swimwear Kogasa.

>>6419126

Danke.

captcha: corner neettion

>>6419166
I am rather fond of the violence in my ero, thank you.

>>6419171
I am sexually excited.

>>6419178
At first I thought hitler_wax_400.jpg was something else...

I'm thankful it wasn't. Also, makes me remiss for not holding on to some of those old .psds, specifically this one.

>>6419177
hey, like I said, just a matter of personal taste- wasn't hating on it.

>>6419171
Delicious, thank you.

Shit, I think I'm definitely going to have to write that ultra violent SDM story now. Usually what triggers it for me are these vivid creative visions I get when I listen to music, and I just had one.

Justice- Stress
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S0dkLZoTg

Imagine this playing in the background while a fierce thunderstorm rages outside the SDM. Inside, the walls are spattered with the blood of hundreds of vampire hunters sent to exterminate the scarlets.
Sakuya twists and pulls a knife out from between the eyes of one of them, dousing her apron with another gout of blood. Patchouli fiercely defends voile with her magic, the charred remains of hunters scattered about. Meiling snaps necks and breaks bones of anyone foolish enough to approach her.
Would it be lame to give Koa guns to shoot people in the face with?
Flandre gouges the eyes out of her victims and delights in their cries of misery and gurgling death throes. And finally, Remi calmly adds her contribution to the carnage, impaling hunters on their own weapons with nary a hint of mercy.

Fuck, I think I'm hard.

>>6419223
How delightful.

>>6419223
Guns wouldn't fit imo, since Koakuma is "Little Devil" I'd have her take on a Necromancer role and raise up dead vampire hunters, and using them as meat shields. That's just me though.

Good plan though, lookin' forward to it.

>>6419239

hmmm, just thought maybe there could be a cool parallel between gunshots and the crash of thunder and flash of lightning ... the thick smell of burned powder hanging in the air, and the rather unpleasant (and messy) effects / terminal ballistics of a flintlock pistol shot to the head.

I do like the meat shield idea though, turning the dead against the living, using their husks as vessels for magic. It sounds almost like Soul Reaver, a little. Turn the dead into demonic monstrosities, brotherhood of vampire hunters and all that.

>>6419275
Now that you mention it, I do like the thunder/gunshot parallel, especially if it's at a critical point in the story.

>>6419286

perhaps I shall use both, then.

man why does grimdark touhou get me so hard

>>6419318
That's your darker nature tickled with joy.

Sadism is great.

>>6419328
are you sure it's sadism and not masochism? because where some want to be the little girl, i want to be the horribly butchered youkai hunter

>>6419328
Fun fact: This thread was originally about Yuuka's sweater puppies. How it took it's way the way it did is beyond me, but damn did I enjoy it.

>>6419341
I can go either way.

This is a Yuuka thread.

Post some fucking Yuuka.

>>6419318

because sometimes you just need a break from the moe moe stuff. Kogasa being adorable and all that.

Sometimes you just gotta murder everyone in sight, despite being on fire- right Yuuka?

>>6419343
You know, I would not mind returning to the matter of her breasts, at all.

What is it about her tha'ts so hot? I can't put my finger on it.

Dunno

>>6419373
It's her eyes.

Red and full of malicious intent.

Not to mention her cravat.

>>6419373

she's alpha as fuck, and as a result, we want to fuck

>>6419373
It's everything.

I do believe I am saving more images than usual.

>>6419386

Come at me bro. ♥

>>6419447
I'm prepared for anything.

>>6419451

Killing Floor might be tolerable with custom player models. Alas...

>>6419373
the sadistic glint in her red eyes
the fact that she goes hatless in hatland i mean gensokyo
also, tits

>>6419468
>Sadistic glint in her eyes
>Tits

What more could you ever want?

You submissive guys are weird...

>>6419503
Sadistic is different

>>6419505
Do tell.

This image should answer any and all questions.

>>6419539
Its a good thing those pancakes are keeping me from noticing that her skull is as wide as the plate.

Get your fucking titty monster out of here, Anonymous.

>>6419523
>>6419503
Ho ho.

Sadistic in most things and submissive in relationships.

How interesting.

>>6419503
Masochism is the best, fuck off.

man this thing keeps goin, haha, good to see it though.

>>6419428
you're not the only one

>>6419587
no, u, etc.

On a side note, if anyone would be so kind as to send me that WW2 Touhou list pairing list, it seems mine was deleted when I prettied up my desktop.

>>6419602
Indeed.

Femdom has quite the allure.

Dominating is fine too.

Equal status sex is boring, frankly.

>>6419670
Indeed.

Might as well be in the Missionary Position, under the covers and in the dark

>>6419697

Well done.

But uhh source?

Yuuka thread, right?

>>6419756
The bigger they are

>>6419760
The harder I get.

>>6419770
What does this apply to? Hands?

You will never wake up and see this and wonder just why you aren't dead in a million pieces yet.

>>6419906
Dakimakura son, best thing I ever bought.

>>6420027
A body pillow can't tear your arms off and eat them like hotwings.
It's just not the same, man.

>>6420039
Tie some knives to it, put them on a motor, put razors in your tenga, get creative.

>>6419906

I dunno why, but I always think of Yuuka as this sort of Yandere/Tsundere mix where one day, she's liable to beat the living piss out of you with her umbrella for saying something she doesn't like, and the next, she's this almost-moeblob who will cuddle up to you and give you these doe-eyed innocent looks of adoration...

before punching you in the face and raping you.

>>6420976

in the west, we call this fetish 'bipolar'

>>6420998
sup gg

>>6420998

to me, having been around people who are actually bipolar, it's not the same

bipolar people tend to get really fucking amped for no reason and then fall into a deep depressive state, or get unbelievably pissed at you, and then obsess over how mean they were to you when pissed, cry, and apologize profusely.

My vision of Yuuka isn't like that

>>6420976
We call this "borderline personnality disorder"

>>6421094
In the film Industry, we call them "Cigarette Burns"

>>6419223
Grimdark SDM is in progress; a sample: (greentext is "thought bubbles," usually done in italics)

Flandre firmly holds the sides of the struggling hunter's face, and places her thumbs over his eye sockets. With a jerking motion, she pushes her nails into them and feels them burst, as the man howls in agony. She's careful not to push too far, though, and kill him instantly...
>no, no. that would be too fast! It wouldn't be any fun that way.
The vampire releases her would-be assassin to stumble away, still screaming in pain. Largely ignoring him now, she proudly looks around the room at her handiwork. In the room with her are mortally wounded hunters, all dying but still very much alive and in misery. A man with his throat cut lays on his side, gasping like a fish on a dock, slowly drowning in his own blood- another sobs quietly, slouched against the wall and holding his own entrails that spilled out of his gut when Flandre disemboweled him. Still another hunter is pinned firmly against a wall, impaled on Lævateinn and left there to slowly die. Convulsing bodies of the dying lay scattered across the room, and a wry smile creeps across Flandre's lips.

Flandre lets out a sigh as a chill runs up her spine, giving her goose bumps.
>Why does it feel so... so... good to watch these hunters die?
She wonders.
She feels a tingling from her head to her toes, and is outright euphoric to see her enemies suffer. She's also vaguely aware of a warm sensation building in her crotch, and without thinking she slips her hand into her panties, and discovers that she's actually begun to get wet.


Should I do it? Should I make Flandre fap to dying humans? Or is that taking it too far?

>>6421094

Sounds more like something you were diagnosed with. Yuuka doesn't seem to have aversive tendencies or feel like a victim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_Personality_Disorder#Signs_and_symptoms

>>6420976
That sounds absolutely delightful.

>>6421789
Flandre schlicking to the agony of the dying?

That's just fine.

>>6421789

>>6421845

you'll just have to wait till I finish it.

Also All Day is writing one with more sex, mine is probably going to be mainly senseless violence with just a quick ero scene of Frandle schlicking it real good after killing people.

I'm currently writing the sequel to that Ran-chen rape story. This time its about Ran and Yukari's early days as she is introduced to her masters debauchery. Ran is tied up in a dungeon awaiting punishment. As she waits there she remembers the past until Yukari sees fit to appear before her. Sound interesting?

>>6421924
Sounds very interesting.

>>6421882
Fuck All Day. You are writing exactly what I want. Keep it up.

Could someone please post the copypasta where Yuuka eats you?

>>6421924
go ahead. Sounds more than interesting

>>6421995
I also requested this.

No dice.

>>6422025

shit dude, that's in the archive:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6339891#p6343057

ironic because the last post of that pasta includes a request for aya chocolate puke- that's probably the thread you originally saw!

>>6422042
This!

Explains everything.

>>6422042
I posted twice in that one, as well.

Yes, it all comes together.

>>6422048

THAAAAAAAAT explains everything.