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If your husbando was real he'd post on /jp/ about how 3DPD you are behind your back but not have the courage to say such things in person.

trolled by my own waifu, suicide is the only way out now

jokes on you, I don't have a waifu

My waifu is more a wolf than a sheep. She would never do such a thing.

>Alice
>Hanging out with people in general

Oh you

As I said before, my waifu hates bullies. All she wants are friends.

My waifu would be more likely to murder the popular girls than hang out with them.

Replace "she would hang out with" with "eat" and "a creep" with food.

My waifu must serve her ojousama. So that's probably the only person she'll hang out with. I understand, I'm just some left over, it's okay.

My waifu would hang out with me as long as I kept donating.

Rika loves me.

>>6415771
Like a dad.

Hahaha

Must not break the dream.
Must not break the dream.
She loves me, she understands me.
No real women know how to.
Only she does.
You're wrong op, so wrong.
Just ask her, she'll tell you.
She'll say how wrong you are.

No she wouldn't.
I envy the people whose waifus are realistic enough for that statement to be true, though.

>>6416143
What do you mean by that?

She probably would, yes. Well except the part about me being a creep. Maybe. It would result in me confessing my love in a very typical manner.

>>6416146
If your waifu is as close to a real girl that you find OP's statement plausible, then if you ever got over your 3DPD attitude(if you even have it in the first place) you might someday find a girl you'd like in the real world.

If my waifu was real I would have worse problems. Like, dunno.. not getting killed by a giant talking panda.

>>6416180
Why would you envy someone like that?

That's like envying someone who enjoys eating shit. Sure. They might have fun eating that shit. It may not take much to satisfy their tastes, all they need to do in shit on a plate. No need for cooking, no need for fine ingredients. But it isn't very good for them regardless and will cause them some serious problems.

>>6416243
But our high not-shit-eating standards don't make us any happier.

>>6415641
So true.

>>6416180 you might someday find a girl you'd like in the real world.
I did.

The problem was what went after that.

>>6416266
Speak for yourself. Even in my most depressed moments, I do not regret my love.

what do you mean the popular girls
youre still in high school arent you

I don't think you know how a waifu works OP. Waifu's are not meant to be real. They are supposed to be 2D. No exceptions.

>>6417196
They are cheating on thousands of other 3DPD men.

The day i confessed to my waifu, we both promised we would be togheter forever, she would never break my heart.

>If your waifu was real,
>think you are a creep.
>waifu was real
>you are a creep.
>was real
>are a creep.
>was
>are

My mind is full of fuck.

>>6417202
Flan would crush you like a bloody twig. That's why she's MY WAIFU.

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