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She's the dragon to Yukari's chessmaster.

I thought that was marisa

Reimu is the worst.

No, she's the protagonist.

Various other characters are antagonists, but only temporarily, until Reimu saves the day.

I really wish more people would learn what protagonist and antagonist actually mean.

She has a reign of terror over Gensokyo.

Wazzat? The fairies, the most populous race in all of Gensokyo, are having a civil war? Someone else's problem, she's too busy not lifting a finger to help.

And when she does get off her ass, she vindictively oppresses youkai. Someone has stolen books! Look, there's a youkai nearby reading a book! Must be the culprit; no trial; no jury; only execution.

Uh oh, someone's trying to revive the Youchrist! That's just more competition for her, so she goes and beat up the Youchrist.

What a bitch.

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu cracks down on civil rights leaders.

Yes, OP, Reimu is the primary antagonist.

She is one of the meanest, least friendly Touhous out there.

>>6406430
Exactly why I don't like her.

>Reimu is a fucking cunt. Worst protagonist ever.

Loving, caring Reimu.

She's not the hardest worker, but she's not a bad person.

>>6406430
A lot like you, Hitler.

You now realize that, since there are no men in Gensokyo, all Touhous would ALL act like Reimu if they actually existed because none of them have gotten laid in years.

>>6406470
That's certainly explain the old hags' power levels.

>>6406470
You naive imbecile.
Every Touhou ever has at some point grown a dick to fuck a fellow Touhou. This is basic.

The reason why she is such a bitch is because she pulls that

HEY BITCH KILL ME SAY GOODBYE TO PARADISE SO LET ME KICK YOU ASS AND WE CAN ALL GET ALONG

Yukari is also in the same posistion to pull that shit. whenever she feels like it.

Tl Dr; Gensokyo is not a Free land it is under Dictatorship by Yukari and Reimu.

We need a fucking Saviour.

>>6406430
Exactly why I like her.

If Reimu is such an antagonist, why do all the youkai flock to her shrine?

>>6406470

Funny, I had the impression that they were all into girls. They never leave Gensokyo, and Reimu is trapped in Gensokyo?

>>6407408
Do they? Do they really? If they all came to pay homage at her shrine... where are all the donations?

I like taking-it-easy Reimu. She will be completely passive until some fucktard gets a brilliant idea like STEALING THE FUCKING MOON or FEEDING SPRING TO A TREE and prompts her to get off her ass, whereupon she'll seal and exterminate her way into a solution. Her incident solving method is very simple.

1. Find some little girl and beat her up.
2. Is the incident solved? Y: Go to 3, N: Go to 1.
3. Tea party.

>>6407419
She gets plenty. Stuff just shows up, you know? She doesn't know where it comes from.

>>6407419
Youkai don't donate the same way black people don't tip.

>>6406422

>>6407445
But that comes from outside. And fairies loot it all anyway.

It just occured to me that when reimu beats a enemy up and Gets them to Fix whatever That They ALL AGREE and Kiss and make up later on I can't wait until someone she fights is beaten WILL not give up and Die NOT giving up or change back Whatever they have done or dosregard the rules of danmaku.

So the following would probably Fuck gensokyo up:

Robot Ai Cyborge android Touhou hell bent on Turning everything into modern stuff so that people don't rely on gods and turn away.

A Chaos touhou cuz someone who disregards The Yin yan order shit Would fuck everything up.

or A modern war in Gesnsokyo.

>>6407476
How do you know that? There's no proof. It's just one possibility.

>>6407479
I like you. Please post more.

>>6407438
Well, to be fair, Step #1 is more like "Fly around until someone is actually stupid enough to get into your way and pick a fight".

Given that trying to get into the way of Reimu in full incident-resolvement mode is a lot like stepping in front of a Mack truck on the freeway and that that should by now be pretty well known, you cna make quite the point that most of her victims pretty much begged for it.

Yeha, Reimu can be a bit of a jerk at times. But then, she really enjoys having a peaceful time, but seemingly all the time, someone decides to to create a huge ruckus, so it's no wonder she gets a bit cranky when it's as always up to her to solve the problem. Again.

>>6407479
That's pretty much gonna be the point where Yukari brings down the hammer. For all of her being a jerk, if someone tries to destroy Gensokyo like that, she's gonna go medieval on the poor fool.

->>6407525
Kindness? in my Internet!?!?

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Please tell me your a trol! i can't stand popularity!

i-i-t....
Makes me cringe.....

>>6407479
The point of the spellcard rules is that all conflicts get resolved peacefully. If something truly urgent happens that breaks the peace, the higher ups intervene. It's that simple. There's a reason why everyone adhered to the spell card rules even when they were invaded by the Wakatsuki sisters.

>>6407536
Sorry, I really do like you. I'm not trolling.

>>6407536
You on the other hand need to stop posting forever. There's a huge boundary between having something worth contributing that people like, and being a shithead. There are posters that people like, and they're allowed to. You're a shithead and need to crawl back into whatever hole you came out of.

>>6406424
>Wazzat? The fairies, the most populous race in all of Gensokyo, are having a civil war? Someone else's problem, she's too busy not lifting a finger to help.

It's fairies. It's not like there's gonna be any lasting damage to anyone anyway.

>>6407532

Well there's being cranky and then theres Well...
looming your authority and importance over someone up to the point where everyone Trys to become freinds with you because they simply Do not wish to lose thier paradise.

I mean think about it your Hakurei reimu Miko of the Hakurei shrine IF you die GB Goes bye bye -Mass hysteria.

now then if reimu i don't know somehow lost her link with the border How many of her "freinds" Would stick by her and not turn on her regardless of the so called bonds that they have formed over time infact if Reimus wasn't As so connected to the GB I bet that The majority of people in gensokyo Would not give two Shits about the Spellcard system except the ones who use it as a Sport infact i bet some would simply disreagard the rules simply because they prefer lethal combat.

Tl Dr; Remove GB connection to miko = social experiment.

>>6407578
Not to mention that fairies will quickly become the best trained fighting force in Gensokyo if they keep that up.

>>6407562

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>>6407597
There's just the little problem with that theory that Reimu is pretty fucking hax wihtout spell card rules. (Fantasy heaven minus spelllcard-rules timelimit is pretty much the ultimate dick-move.) Most denizens of the place are likely to have more of a chance to actually win a fight against her with the spellcard rules in effect.

>>6407604
Nah. Too short memory. :p Let's don't forget, Cirno is pretty much a genius. For a fairy.

>>6407615
Question You can Dodge bullets that move a few seconds across a screen or area but what really matters is
How you kill her.

heres a few examples:
Remilia is a vampire so she can pull that enticement look into my eyes hypnotism crap then cut The bitch's throat

Sakuya can stop time (this is self explanatory)
(Also if the leading fan theory is that she is a belmont then it would make sense i mean that would mean that our little Pad was the missing link In CV OOE)

Even if She is powefull you have to take into account as to what could happen if a Number of her enemies Came to kill her. keep in in mind without these rules Chaos follows Reimu Can keep order but this is only through her abilities and status In short Reimu is pretty hax but i guess you havn't seen the other touhou's with the Ah what was that term again? oh yeah gloves off.

>>6407615
They could still remember how to fight while forgetting other stuff. Their bodies could, maybe.

>>6407645
Reimu's ultimate skill completely seperates her from reality, while still letting her attack from nothingness itself with impunity. She only uses it for a limited time to be fair during spellcard duels, but she can keep it up longer and there are virtually no counterattacks for this trick.

Timestop? Hypnosis? Doesn't matter. Once Fantasy Heaven gets off, Reimu literally doesn't exist anymore, and can still beat the shit out of you while you can't do anything to her.

>>6407645
That just makes it a toss-up on who acts first.

And even then, you're all but guaranteed to have Yukari come in and really bring down the pain. Again, she might be a troll, but she does care about Gensokyo and trying to fuck up the place like that is the most surefire way to get her monumentarily pissedat you. Not a good idea when dealing with a major reality warper who also happens to be just about the biggest chessmaster in town.

>>6407661
Then Trap her in this Reality of hers.

if she does such a thing it should be impossible because in order to exsist you need to be real there is nothing outside of reality except for imagination and....

Wait....

CONCEALED THE CONCLUSION WAS RIGHT!??!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>6407562
Oh wait you're the same person.

I'm now confused.

>>6407661
Bitch gotta eat sometime. Wait her out.

>>6407698
Wait her out if a pretty bad idea when she can just keep piling on the hurt while being untouchable.

That's what Fantasy Heaven is during the spellcard fights. She just goes 'LOL, can't touch me' and then keeps bombarding you until the timer runs out while you can't do shit to her. Thing is, the timer is self-imposed by her to make it it a legal move under spellcard rules.

Geez, you guys...

>>6407661
Hang on if she dosn't exsit then that means....

i think this "ablity of hers: might Actually affect the very timeline balance order of gensokyo itself i mean if uses this then i think the GB possibly dissapears when its used this sounds like something that would more or less Erase her than be used as a fundamental attack it just dosn't sound right.

To be hounest there are a LOT of weird things in the Touhouverse but the discovery and mention of this ability of reimu's is by far The well....

BIGGEST PIECE OF BULLSHIT THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD

i'm serious ZUN MUST HAVE DOWNED 99 BOTTLES OF SAKE, BEER AND GASOLINE TO COME UP WITH THIS.

That aside i'm going to not get into a full blown discussion about this because it sounds more far fetched than scientology My head is spinning over the sense that this ability makes.

Tl dr; WHAT THE FUCK!?!

>>6407725
It's more like "oh god I can't win time to go unconscious and phase out of reality" while her enemy dodges simple patterns because Reimu's brain is not currently working.

>>6407743
>simple patterns

Fantasy Heaven is anything but simple.

Besides, Reimu can teleport herself without realizing it or bend the battlefield around herself so that her bullets come back from the other side of the screen and hit you in the ass after you've dodged them. She's slowly getting into the Yukari level of ridiculous spatial control.

>>6407742
If that helps, there are several Buddhist realms where dwell formless, nigh-nonexistent beings acting only in thought. Perhaps Reimu is using a similar method.

My arrival to theese boards has been informative and fun. :D

now then my moneys on that some one from the THP image boards is reading my post and planning some sort of CYOA.

>>6407757
Marisa says it's simple. If Marisa says it, it must be true. She's the danmaku expert after all.

>>6407779
This man speaks the truth da ze

>>6407775
>:D

You act like an idiot, get out, we don't need more autists here.

>>6407791
You realize autists are much less likely to use emoticons, right?

Just saying.

>>6407791
>posts Marisa reaction image
>stupid, illiterate post
>uses retarded fucking /v/ memes like AUTISM XDD

Go kill yourself.

>>6406422
fuck antagonist,
This is what makes Reimu a badass.

>>6408387
>AUTISM
>/v/ meme
You must be new here.

>>6407814
okay this is like the 10 millionth time ive seen this reaction, what the fuck does Da-Ze mean, and can someone give me a download link for the doujin it comes from?

Marisa thread?

>>6408387
That's not a reaction image, his post makes perfect sense and autism isn't a /v/ meme.

Back to /a/, /b/ or /v/, please.

Antihero, not antagonist.

Tokiko hates Reimu!

>>6408408
It started on /sp/, spread to /v/ by
crossposting and then was introduced into /jp/ by sion and the friendcircle spamming it in every thread.

Nice try though.

>>6408419
Marisa should be called the Scarlet Kid. She spent 18 months imprisoned in the SDM basement for stealing books and lived to tell the tale.

>>6408432
>It started on /sp/
>/v/ meme
Do you feel stupid yet?

>>6408455
>defending shitposters who use /sp/ and /v/ posting habits

Do you feel stupid yet?

Simle doesn't necessarily mean that it's easy to evade or weak, though. I mean, when it comes down to it, Marisas Master Spark is pretty simple, too. It's simply a fucking huge magical laser. That doesn't exactly make it any less impressive.

>>6408418
It doesn't really mean anything. It's just a verbal quirk of Marisa.

>>6408466
I'm not defending anyone. I'm just correcting someone who is wrong.

>>6408466
>>6408466

Getting mad because someone called you an autist.

Grow up kid, don't take shit from the internet seriously.

>>6408478
MARISA DOES NOT SAY DA ZE
SHE SPEAKS IN A ROUGH MANNER, LIKE
"GOD DAMN FUCKING YOUKAI, GO DIE"
NOT DA ZE AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SAY IT

>>6408497
My sole form of interaction with other humans is the Internet.

Perhaps you are the one who should leave.

>>6408478
Every time someone answers that da ze doesn't mean anything, I hear the gently mocking laughter of the Japanese. Study harder.

>>6408501

>huurr i'm a NEET look how kewl and edgy i am, /jp/ is leejum xDDD.

Grow you autistic idiot

She's a protagonist.

Not necessarily a hero.

>>6408509
Yes, I am a NEET, and I am autistic.

You'll need to find a new insult for me, won't you?

>>6408509
There are plenty of other boards for people like you. /r9k/, for example.

>>6408527

No, i'm sure that you are already a very tormented person, specially at night when you think about how lame and dumb you are.

>>6408538

>>6408556
Retard or not, autist or not, normalfag or not, you are still a fucking terrible poster.

>>6408531


I'm not a normalfag, you autists need to learn that not all non-normalfags are like you.

I have a brain, i'm not a huge retard like you.