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What can I do to get rid of ingrown hairs? I already know how to prevent them(exfoliate like there's no tomorrow), but I got a few on my thigh from experimenting with my mom's epilator when she wasn't home awhile ago.

I can't seem to get rid of them.

Yes, please. I love penises.

Where's the conversation at the moment?

>>6404836

>>6404844

Anon, this is your mother.

I am disappoint.

>>6404851
his mother is a black man?

>>6404853

We were going to tell him when he grew up, but....as you can see, there's been a complication of sorts.

If there is surgery for restoring the hymen, is there such a thing for phimosis as well? Or developmental non-retractility, rather.

I just want a cute phimosis dick.

Largest penises of the animal kingdom compared to body size belong to certain barnacles, which, being sessile, need to reach their partners without moving. This results in tentacle-penises 50 times their size, with which they search the seafloor for potential mates. Barnacles are also (mostly) hermaphrodites, so if you were a barnacle girl, you could continue your current, sessile life (provided you can get a computer working underground), lazily browsing /jp/ while glued to your shell. You'd feed on organic particles drifting towards you while your 80m-long penis snags cute girls playing in the sea, determining whether you'd like them by slithering inside their swimsuits and feeling them around and bringing the worthy ones to you so that you can impregnate them.

The only downside is that getting such a large penis up and kicking is such an effort that some barnacles get erect once a year, so forget about masturbation. They keep it up for days, though, if I recall.

Largest penises of the animal kingdom compared to body size belong to certain barnacles, which, being sessile, need to reach their partners without moving. This results in tentacle-penises 50 times their size, with which they search the seafloor for potential mates. Barnacles are also (mostly) hermaphrodites, so if you were a barnacle girl, you could continue your current, sessile life (provided you can get a computer working underwater), lazily browsing /jp/ while glued to your shell. You'd feed on organic particles drifting towards you while your 80m-long penis snags cute girls playing in the sea, determining whether you'd like them by slithering inside their swimsuits and feeling them around and bringing the worthy ones to you so that you can impregnate them.

The only downside is that getting such a large penis up and kicking is such an effort that some barnacles get erect once a year, so forget about masturbation. They keep it up for days, though, if I recall.

>>6404868

Hold it right there. Barnacles are anthropods, and the only "true" penises belong to mammals.

In regards of penis size in relation to body size, I believe walruses have the largest.

Of course, in sheer size, blue whales have the largest.

>>6404864
If you asked a cosmetic surgeon to do it then I'm sure they'd quote you a price.

>>6404876
Both uses are acceptable, as far as papers are concerned. Maybe penises in the mammalian-only meaning should be called penises sensu stricto while any penetrative organ used to directly transfer sperm in internal fertilization is a penis sensu lato. They're taxonomy terms, but they fit.

Elephants are the mammals with the largest comparative penis size, if I recall. For testicles the record holder is certain bats I believe, having a pair accounting abour 8.5% of their weight. Imagine having testicles 20cm in diameter, weighing 3kg each, that's what bats have.

>>6404907
At least they can fly

>>6404907
>What am I reading

>>6404913
What are you, 15?

hi fox news

>>6405045
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itt: 16-19 year olds who have no idea what the joke is. This board is going down the gutter.

>>6405078
If you'd stop dragging us with you, only you would go down and everyone else would be safe.

You know what must be done.