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Shitty combination with no affinity whatsoever.
Thought they're both hot.

Best threesome, that's for sure.

>>6401575
The dynamic between Rider and Ilya is better. Dominant loli on submissive older woman...mmm.

Caster was the best Master and best Servant.

Just kidding of course, Kiritsugu with Lancelot or Iskander would've raped everyone.

>>6401595
I like the way you think.

>GOD TIER
Ilya
>SHIT TIER
Everything else.

>>6401592
When it comes to FSN, it's not a best threesome unless it involves Ilya's feet.

>>6401695
Gotta give you that.

>Best Master+Servant
I do see Rider in here but Illya is nowhere in sight.

>Ilya

Hurr durr we are pedos xDDDDDDDDDD

>>6401595
>>6401695
>>6401710
>>6401743
You are now imagining Ilya using her feet to squeeze Rider's breasts around your penis.

>>6401755
Illya is older than Shirou. She also has magical capacity to power Berserker with no issue, while Berserker is using Mad Enhancement. All the time.

>>6401757
great , now i have to fap again

>>6401755
Calm down.

>>6401755
You wouldn't have gotten into this stuff if you weren't.

>>6401758
>Illya is older than Shirou

Let's pretend that sun is not shiny and hot, but frozen and dark. And those fuckers in 28 days later aren't zombies, they're INFECTED HUMANS!

Who the fuck cares about her "real age" if she acts like a loli and looks like a loli?

>>6401767
>And those fuckers in 28 days later aren't zombies, they're INFECTED HUMANS!

But they're not zombies, and they are infected humans, for obvious reasons.

>Who the fuck cares about her "real age" if she acts like a loli and looks like a loli?

So, logic doesn't apply, but "feelings" do? She's definitely older than you are.

Remilia is not a loli!

>>6401775
You do realize that "loli" is a function of body type and appearance, and not necessarily age, right?

Flandre is a loli? Can't be, she's old as fuck!

>>6401776
It's not like I'm talking exactly about this or anything, jeez. /jp/ is full of dumbasses.

>>6401767
You heard it here first, midgets aren't allowed to have sex.

>>6401770
>But they're not zombies, and they are infected humans, for obvious reasons.

They're zombies because they act like zombies, they infect others like zombies, they have 20 more similarities with zombies, but let's pretend that they aren't zombies just because director said so! Retards like you will eat everything from above.

>So, logic doesn't apply, but "feelings" do? She's definitely older than you are.

What feelings. 8 years old girl acting like a loli, but her real age is not 8, so she's not a loli, right? Great logic, Sherlock.

>>6401807
They don't act like zombies, they act more like angry Lakers fans with bad hygiene. (redundant, I know)

Zombies are: mindless, emotionless, hungry, slow, don't die unless you kill their brains, and are rotten.

28 Days Later infected are: smart enough to track them, incredibly pissed off at everything (rocks make them angry), don't eat anything (at all), run like a nigger being chased by the LAPD, die if they bleed out/suffer internal organ damage, and are mostly intact all around.

They also all starve to death. (Sorry for ruining the end of the movie for you) Zombies don't starve to death. They're undead. 28 Days Later infected are most definitively not undead.

>8 years old girl acting like a loli

Except for the part where she happily contemplates how she's going to kill everyone and stuff your soul into a container. Yay.

>>6401605
>>6401592
If I could have a threesome with 2 Caster's it would be the greatest thing

>>6401828
Only if it's two Magical Ambers.

How about Sakura+Caster combination?

>>6401873
That would work about as well as Rin x Caster once Caster briefly glanced in Shirou's direction.

I can't lie though, really I want Caster and Rider

Rider is sexy and Caster is moe~

>>6402050
Replace Caster with sexy and moe Cascer.

>>6402488
But you posted Magical Amber?

>>6402488
>Cascer
you do know that picture said Caster properly, it just looked like a c because of the weird font?

>>6402514
Don't be silly, I mean if Cascer was called Caster she would have the same name as Caster.

And thats just silly.

>>6401824
Psst. Psssssst.

Left 4 Dead.

Best Master + Best Servant = Rin / Lancer.

They would be the funniest fucking duo in the history of ever.

>>6402595
Everybody loves Lancer.

>>6402588
L4D infected aren't "zombies." It's just the most generic term that everyone is familiar with, especially Zoey. L4D infected suffer from everything I listed from 28 Days Later. L4D infected are basically Rage victims, anyway, except it's probably some super-mutated rabies, in the case of L4D.

>>6402595

>>6402595
>>6402603
I can agree with the Lancer part, but Rin?

Rin is shit

>>6402595
That's not Avenger/Bazett.

>>6402605

>>6402614
Go back to /a/.

>>6402595
I agree.
They have an interesting mechanic.
Rin being tsun (but not actually love) against Lancer while he passes off smart ass remarks and fights with honour to get her angry.

>>6402614
I love Rin Sudo, but I honestly think you samefag.
EVERYTIME there is a mention of Rin, you appear a few minutes later without fail. Seriously.

>>6402621
I can't go "back" there, because I don't post there to begin with.
>>6402628
I'm a NEET. I'm on the computer whenever I'm awake.

>>6402632
NEETs don't have computers. They transcend human limitation and use psychic power to post online.

>>6402647
Shh! You're not supposed to share our secret!

>>6402632
Look at this loser.

So how about Rin/Caster

I think that would be fun

>>6402602
Man, fucking everyone agrees that what L4D has is zombies. Don't be That One Asshole, alright?

>>6403228
No one calls them zombies.
They are officially listed as infected both by Valve and in the game world.

Stop being wrong.

>>6403338
Infected zombies.

>>6403338
Except that everyone fucking calls them zombies. The devs call them zombies. People in-world call them zombies, both the survivors themselves and in graffiti. Promotional material calls them zombies. It's constantly referred to as 'the zombie apocalypse'. Only pedantic fucktards insist "OMG TEYR NOT ZOMBIES ITS 'INFECTED'".

It's like the distinction between 'jealousy' and 'envy'. It's incorrect to say Parsee has manipulation of 'jealousy' because the technical definition of jealousy is being fearful of losing something you already have. What Parsee manipulates is more properly called 'envy'...

BUT NOBODY FUCKING CALLS IT THAT AND ONLY PEDANTIC FUCKWITS INSIST ON THAT WHEN JEALOUSY HAS COME INTO COMMON USAGE AS THE CATCH-ALL FOR 'I WANT SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS'.

Don't be a pedantic fuckwit.

There is a classic genre called ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.
l4d, 28 days, whatever film with this concept but HURR DURR, no zombies, they're from Venus - it's all the same zombie shit.

>Regarding speed, zombies in recent popular culture have considerably increased their locomotion, as exampled in recent movies like 28 Days Later (and its sequel, 28 Weeks Later), the Dawn of the Dead remake, House of the Dead[17], Zombieland and the video game Left 4 Dead. In contrast, zombies have historically been portrayed as slow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies_in_popular_culture

>>6404371
Dude, take it easy. Pedants will be pedantic, so don't let it bother you.

>>6402602
>>6401824
>>6403338
I've got a link for you. I want you to follow it, listen to what Stephen Fry has to say, and think about what you've done.

>>6404397
He's not pedantic, he's a type of "hurr durr lol i troll u"

>>6404404
Helps if I actually post the link, doesn't it. http://vimeo.com/15412319

>>6404416
Not every inflammatory thing said on 4chan is a deliberate troll. Some people are just ignorant.

>>6403228
Zombies are undead. L4D infected are not undead.
L4D infected are not zombies.

>>6404371
Stop disagreeing because you're wrong.

>>6404501
Protip: Common usage disagrees with you. Therefore, it's not us that's wrong.

>>6404501
Explain all the times within Left 4 Dead 1/2, both within game dialogue itself ("I call zombie bullshit", "They're zombies, Francis", etc.) and in the developer commentary, as well as all the times in the advertising, that they're referred to as zombies.

Insisting that you're right and the rest of the world is wrong because OMG ITS TECHNICALLY CORRECT is the height of pedantry.

>>6404797
Pedants are better than everyone else by definition. Others just don't want to admit how they have failed.

Also, L4D is not /jp/.

>>6404797
colloquial name
the military and other characters have referred to them as "infected" and that it is a virus of some sort even going so far as to call the survivors "carriers" who are somehow immune to the virus but can pass it on to others who are not immune

>>6404828
The military also refer to them as "Whiskey Deltas", or "Walking Dead".

And remember - this has all been created by Valve. Every single instance of the word 'zombie' is one that Valve put there, on purpose. Because the point of L4D is that it's a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE game.

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