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Anon meet shitty thread.
Shitty thread meet Anon.

You will never be Rider's "horse" ;_;

Horse: old and busted
Subaru Impreza WRX: New hotness

>>6398833
You will never have a threesome with two lustful greek ladies ;_;

>>6398841
But Greek women are notoriously easy, and with the debt riots going on, they're all fired up and ready to fuck.

>>6398841
But neither of them are greek, I believe.

>>6398843
Is that what you dream of?

>>6398845
Medea is from Colchis. (Present day Georgia)
Medusa, though, definitely Greek.

>>6398845
Medusa - Greek
Medea - Greek

Problem?

If I was in the Holy Grail War, I would have summoned both Medea and Medusa.

Then I would have dressed them up in traditional Hoplite gear, and sat around the house eating grapes and reading Homer's Odyssey while watching the two train naked and oiled with olive oil as the Hoplites did.

IT'S LIKE I REALLY AM IN ANCIENT GREECE.

>>6398855
Is that close to the region of alania?

>>6398874
But would you let them kiss afterwards?

>>6398874
>while watching the two train naked and oiled with olive oil as the Hoplites did.

Woah.

But even then, would they be effective in a fight like the holy grail war? I mean, as hoplites.

>>6398875
A bit south, yeah, I think. I'd have to google a map to be sure, and you can do that if you really care.

>>6398874

>IT'S LIKE I REALLY AM IN ANCIENT GREECE.

>>reading Homer's Odyssey

I believe you mean having a bard sing it to you, then.

Shit wasn't written down till way later.

>>6398882
>>6398884

Yes, they could kiss. But only after they've finished wrestling naked with each other. Strength training is important.

Rider already fights nearly naked, so being a hoplite would be nothing new to her. She'd simply be using two short swords, a shield, and a spear instead of her spikes.

Caster...is strictly in a support role, so she wouldn't be using her gear at all. I'm just putting her in the Hoplite uniform because she'd look good in it.

>>6398884
Does it matter?

>>6398894
Oh my.
What if I'm a descendant of medea? (not like she existed or anything, but a man can dream.

Also, we need to get a drawfag to make a pic of this >>6398874
Both fighting as hoplites and training with their oiled up bodies.

>>6398919
That all goes nice and well until you notice that one of the classes is LANCER.
Do I have to spell this out for you?

>>6398920
No, but I guess dressing them like that would be pointless if you aren't gonna make them fight as a hoplite.

>>6398936

Lancer makes a good girl.

>>6398938
>Fucking Caster and Rider when they are Oiled up and in Hoplite Armour

If the mere thought of this doesn't make it worthwhile then, to be honest, YOU AIN'T A REAL MAN AT ALL SON

>>6398938

>No, but I guess dressing them like that would be pointless

>implying that having Rider and Caster fighting bare-breasted is pointless

Son, I am disappoint.

>>6398952
>>6398954

disappointmind

>>6398938
I meant that as in "you got to see medea and medusa practicing in hoplite gear while they were both olive oiled as you read homer's odyssey, what does it matter if you win or lose the grail war?"

>>6398952
>>6398954
I never thought of hoplite armor as something revealing.

>>6398963
Oh.

Yeah, that's a good point.

>>6398874
>watching the two train naked and oiled with olive oil as the Hoplites did.

WATCH MY FISTS!
DODGE THAT!
KEEP AN EYE ON MY FEET!

WO-WOOOOARGH!!

>>6398968
Arc gets his historical knowledge from the film 300.

>>6398993
Nah, I think it'd be more like this.

Except with hot greek women instead of burly men.

>>6399003
Didn't you?

>>6399007
Well, if anything, neither of them are spartans so they wouldn't be fighting naked.

>>6398812

I think nobody got the Kinect reference.

Poor Ryan.

There needs to be more Rider/Caster lesbianism

brown rider fighting naked would be fine too.

>>6399021
I never know what's going to come out of your mouth next.

>>6399017
kinect and /jp/ don't go together all that well.
maybe if it had a "seventeen dissection simulation: nanaya edition"...

>>6399017
This stream is hilarious

The kinect is hilariously bad

>>6399024
And I thought I was predictable.

But yeah, caster wouldn't stand a chance against rider in wrestling.

>>6399021

Well, well, look who's being classical.

http://shawnacohen.tripod.com/thetribaltraditions/id64.html

>[Medusa's] hair sometimes resembles dread locks, showing her origins in Africa.

>>6399043
I'm ok with this I guess.

>>6399032
With sexy wrestling, is that even the point?

>>6399063
Well, we don't want the fight to end too quickly, right?

I wonder is Rider would be good at Kinect

She's certainly flexible enough

>>6398828
That picture gets me everytime