/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you've got to be careful so you don't scare the touhous off when you see them. i made the same mistake with Wriggle once.

I hardly ever leave my room.

When I leave my room, I hardly ever leave my house.

When I leave my house, I hardly ever leave the yard.

I actually leave the yard maybe once every three months.

So even if there were Touhous in "real life," I'd never see them.

>>6393851

Of course, dear.

Now take your pills.

>>6393851

I told /jp/ these cool stories before.

Again, some months ago I was in a Borders Books and Music, checking out the latest editions of Yen Plus, and there was a fat-breasted, slightly plump white woman with long, blonde hair paying for some kids books at the cashiers.

Now this sounds ordinary enough. But then I noticed that she was wearing a long, PURPLE dress. And she had on a silly looking hat. It was tremendously disconcerting. She had on shades so I couldn't see if her eyes were the same color as Yukari's, though.

I left Borders immediately in a fright, because human-Yukari encounters never go well, and I did not particularly fancy having my genitals gapped all over the place.

Then there was the time I went to a fast-food restaurant and one of the workers there was a pale girl with long, red hair in braids - JUST LIKE ORIN. I enjoyed my visit there immensely and pretended in my head that I was at Orin's restaurant.

And that's it for the Possible Touhou Encounters I've had. Before my old gym closed down there was a long-haired, hardbodied Japanese-American girl who worked out there. I liked to think she was Kaguya, but I knew she was just some ordinary, rich, snobby slut from Lake Grove. Also, Kaguya hates exercise.

>>6393926
You should have talked to 3D Yukari. If she's anything like the 2D Yukari, she'd probably be fighting boredom on a daily basis.

>>6393926
>I liked to think she was Kaguya, but I knew she was just some ordinary, rich, snobby slut

>mfw arc tried to hit on her and she didn't want to fuck
>mfw i have no face

>>6393945

I wish. I never talked to her, because she would just straight up ignore everybody there. I saw all the jacked up, hardcore bros with yellow fever approaching her but she would just casually pretend they weren't even there, which assured me that I'd just be wasting my time.

Hence, the snobby part.

>>6393944

Incidentally, I talked to 3D Orin for a while. She was chatting with some other customers about a party that she'd gone to, and how she'd gotten so drunk she could barely sit up straight there. So when she got to me we discussed that a while and what our favorite poisons of choice were.

I was tempted to ask her if she saw Mystia or Suika at the party, but I didn't want to weird her out.