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Depends on whether or not you want more pillows

Does your pillow have any genital rashes?

You might get bird flu if it's goose down.

Depends on if the pillow is your waifu and if you want children.

You've never owned a pillow???

depends on how anal your pillow is about it

Not unless you have facial herpes and sleep on that pillow every night.

I don't know but I use a ziplock bag when I fuck my couch cushions so I don't get come on them. It also makes things more slippery

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Sometimes I love you so much /jp/

Speaking of sex with objects, what's the best masturbation aid? I've heard good things about the tenga flip

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your hand

Some people like putting a condom over the dildo they attached to the pillow so that it's easier to clean, but it's not necessary, especially if you clean yourself out first.

Is it its safe day?

「地獄のうちにある一切の孤独感、怒り、憎しみ、ねたみ、欲望をまるめて
一つの経験とし、これを、天国のいと小さき者が感ずる、わずか一瞬間の
歓びと並べて、天びんにかけたとしたら、それは目盛りの針を動かすに足
るほどの重ささえも持っていないことがわかるだろう」

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You ain't serious?

You should think your pillow as your caring, devoted childhood friend who lets you sleep on her lap every night. Would you suddenly start humping such a pure girl, surprising and scaring her before she understands your intention, blushes and tells you that it's okay as long as it's you? Of course you wouldn't, as a proper gentleman of /jp/, you should pursue a sightly relationship with your pillow before you even think about condoms and sex.

You should start by offering to wash her properly by hand instead of throwing her covers into the washing machine. She'd probably be embrassed since you'll see her naked without her cover, but if she really likes you, she'll probably accept. As a bonus, you'll also get to knead her delicious flat fabric as you wash her body.

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Childhood friend? I have to change pillows once a year because my drool they soak up makes them smell horrendously awful

I have a whole harem of pillows I sleep with every night

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You monster.

>>6390177
I keep a cute small pillow between my legs when I sleep