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6380305 No.6380305 [Reply] [Original]

Rise and shine! Did you get enough sleep last night? Hey, how about breakfast? I'll make you whatever you'd like, and you can even eat it in bed, like a big ol' cuddly NEET! It's gonna be a great day for mommy's special boy, I just know it!

>> No.6380307

i'm gay

>> No.6380315

Thanks, mommy! I'm sure my coworkers won't make fun of me for my otaku ways! Love you!

>> No.6380318

Thanks, mom! It's always good to know I have you!

My real mom hates me.

>> No.6380322

Knowing Ran she ate the breakfast and took a shit on the plate.

>> No.6380326

Eeeeehehe, good start to the week.

>> No.6380330

mom please put on some clothes I can't even bring my friends over because you make me so embarassed

>> No.6380331

But mom, I didn't know you had a son.

>> No.6380336
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Why am I crying?

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME OP

>> No.6380338

Ran<3

>> No.6380348
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My real mother wishes I had never been born, so I love these threads so much ;_;

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>>6380315

Of course they won't! And no matter what happens, mommy's here for you.

>>6380326

A good start to my sweety's GREAT week! Mommy loves ya!

>>6380330

Oh, don't be embarrassed, silly! Mommy just has to go suppatenko once in a while. Don't be afraid to look at my body! One day, you'll have a waifu with a body just like mine.

>> No.6380365

I always imagine Ran's voice in these threads sounding like Sara Palin.

>> No.6380369
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>>6380365
It works better if you imagine it in the voice of Ran.

>> No.6380371

>>6380355
Mommy's body is the best

>> No.6380374

>>6380355
But... but I want YOU to be my "waifu", mommy!

>> No.6380378
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>>6380371

Indeed it is

Indeed
it
is

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>>6380355
I'm sorry mom, you're right. If any of my friends make fun of me, they're just jealous because they don't have an amazing awesome mom like you.

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>>6380379
>Barbie genitals

This TOTALLY RUINS THE PICTURE, FUCK

>> No.6380397

>Did you get enough sleep last night?
Nope. Not a bit.
>It's gonna be a great day for mommy's special boy, I just know it!
Yeah, this just means I'll be stuck inside the house making weekly reports.

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Why do I feel so warm and fussy inside?

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>>6380379

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>>6380415

>> No.6380426

/r/ moar motherly Ran with Chen.

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>>6380426
Ah, of course, can't forget about your imouto too.

>> No.6380437

Momma Ran seems to have left.

>> No.6380444

I love you Ran...

something I've never said to my own mother...

>> No.6380458

>>6380444
Mainly because her name isn't Ran...

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Ran is the best mom.

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>>6380483
Kanako is good at that sort of thing too.

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>>6380498

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I'll always love mommy's little boy, no matter what!

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