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she's going to have to fight me tooth and nail for it....

>>6371884
come here baby

QUALITY THREAD­

>>6371889
Normal human vs a witch with impressive magical powers?

You don't really stand a chance.

I can imagine Marisa laughing when I tell her that I'm a virgin, before offering to take my innocence.

>>6371908

Marisa has a big dick. I hope you're a size queen.

You can't steal a kiss when it wouldn't be given to someone else anyway.

Someone already took it.

>>6371926
Slut.

>>6371897
normal human me? NAY!
I am a wizard of unparalleled power
22 years through through the use of my godlike clairvoyance I predicted this situation would happen, so a set up a spell that would turn me into a creepy, fat and unattractive manchild, a creature she would not dare kiss, to avoid the situation
my strategic genius is unsurpassed!

?

>>6371934

It may not really count since it happened when both of us were three. And we never saw each other again...

>>6371938

>I am a wizard

A challenger appears!

I can't kiss the PC screen. It's just too sad. ;_;

she can't steal what I already got taken away.

I kissed a witch

in my drunken state i really am tempted to kiss my computer screen,
though im not so drunk that im not worried about my folks walking in on me.

>>6371948
Do it.
You'll feel so much better until you realize that a cold, or lukewarm at best, screen will never be the same as the real thing.
Then comes the crushing loneliness.

You don't mind glass between us, do you?

Why can't Marisa be real?

>>6371967

Nah, it's the opposite. It feels good, then even better once you do it more. You can feel your sanity slipping away...

I've never kissed my screen, but I HAVE licked it.

>>6371967
fine ill fucking do it
but first im barricading my door

>21
>Muslim country. Was born Muslim.
>Never touched any girl before, let alone kissing a girl.

;___;
Sucks to be in 3rd World, man.

>>6371976
Damn! Those legs. Dat pantyhose. More like this.

Marisa has potential to be a maid with her broom.

>>6371987
>Sucks to be in 3rd World, man.

3rd world countries are filled with little sluts, sluts and old sluts. Sex is not an issue.

Reformulate your phrase.

>>6371975
You can feel you dignity slipping away, more likey.
Not that I give a shit, anyway. Com'ere Marisa.

>>6371976

>>6371985
That's the spirit!

Can't believe no one posted this on this shitty thread yet

I can't kiss my computer screen... then I'd have to wipe off the saliva, but it'd leave a horrific mark so I'd have to get out the windex and scrub the whole screen down. But in doing so I might move the screen from its perfect positioning. Then I'd have to readjust it so it is at the perfect angle to be facing me straight on. It's just not worth it, even for Nazrin.

>>6372005

Strangely enough I felt stronger for doing it. Invincible. High off of screen kissing. It was a strange experience.

>>6372020

Just for an instant, you touched Gensokyo.

>>6372017
you are not worth of her love.

>>6372017
How can you say you love her if you won't even kiss her on your screen?

>>6372020
Do you feel released from society's constraints?
You don't have to listen to them saying "you shouldn't kiss your computer monitor!"
You do what the fuck you want.
You are a free man now. Live your life well.

>mfw i was about to really kiss my monitor.

>>6372024

Perhaps...But that was a long time ago.

>>6372040

I still feel it some. I probably haven't done it enough.

>>6372013
ok i did it
it was nice
but..i think ive lost my mind
my heart is still pounding from the experience, im having some sort of an adrenaline rush,
it felt like i would imagine kissing a real person would feel like
the warmth of my monitor made it feel like she really was right in front of me,
am I still sane?

>>6372054

Your will is weak.

>>6371972

with the innocent first kiss out of the way, its time for some tongue...

>>6372079

Maybe if there is a pic with Flandre, i will do it.

/jp/ is fucking pathetic, what a bunch of useless virgins

someone post patchy for me

Oh Youmu...

>>6372089

>>6372093

I'm kind of nervous. What if she turns away? Or even worse - I use too much/little tongue and ruin the whole kiss?

oh god I can't do this

ronery yet?

>>6372115

Thanks.

I kissed her, felt good, i love Flandre.

>>6372093
>>6372093
No problem.

I wish deleted would come back and kiss my womb.

doesn't anyone have one of these for Mokou?

>>6372089

I'll fucking do it, I'll kiss my monitor.

>>6372157
I really shouldn't be posting when I'm drunk...

Oh well, I just kissed Hong Meiling, beat that.

10/30/2010
the day i kissed Marisa Kirisame through a computer monitor,
whatever chance of normalcy I may have had is now gone...

I feel like at home.
;_;

Good thing I have a CRT, the kiss feels warm. I can almost hug my monitor.

Would I be a slut if I kissed more than one touhou?

I love them all. ;_;

>>6372194
I miss my CRT

;___;

>>6372155

Tongue kiss? my soul is not prepared for this, doushio?

I sure hope no one posts one of my waifu.
I already have five figs of her. I don't know if there'd be any hope for me.

>>6372198
Just think of them as your daughter or sisters

I... can't kiss any of them. I already have a waifu. ;-;
Noe from True Tears

Joke's on her, it wouldn't be my first kiss

>no patchy

>no tewi

my comp is hooked up to a 50" plasma TV...

Kissing it would be like making out with a giantess or something, also I'm lazy and in my chair a good 5 feet away.

forever alone, even with 2D ;_;

>>6372218
Slut.

I kissed all of them. This is the happiest day of my life.

And I'm not even kidding. ;_;

>>6372236
You cheating bastard.

This is my first kiss Anonymous, be gentle...

>>6372256

I'll try.

>>6372178
after

why is this thread so full of faggotry

>>6372273
It's not. Get the fuck back to your normalfaggotry.

Only pathetic faggots would NOT kiss their monitor.

sorry ladies, my first kiss was stolen by Dio Brando

>>6372279
I'm pretty far from being normal, anon.

>>6372273


Go back to /r9k/ you normalfag cancer.

>>6372282
My monitor has smashed mosquitoes and moths on it. And I still do it

I don't know which one to kiss. Did anyone take Marisa? Can I borrow?

normalfags can still monitor kiss, don't hate

hell, I used to straight up make out with my CRT monitor while fapping, and even after that I managed to kiss a real girl and become unvirgin

I'm waiting on a Suika, Reisen or Keine. Failing that I'll pick another one if I get bored waiting.

>>6372295
>normalfag cancer

Get out of /jp/. Right now.

>>6372317
Kiss them all. You'll become a mindless monster but it's well worth it.

>>6372317
she took my first kiss
I said i would fight her
but her girlish charms won out...

>>6372300
Yukari is damaged goods. Even had her hat bukkaked.

my first monitor kiss has been got by manaka

Naruto from Sakura took my first monitor kiss sorry.

>>6372324

This thread has made me so happy


Thank you.

>>6372349
>>6372349
Feel lonely man
;__;

>>6372376

God damn it, I could never kiss that awesomeface Suika after it got Walfas'd. I'd be afraid to contract the autism.

>>6372359

wat

>>6372394
Why does everyone on /jp/ use autism like a reference? It has nothing to do with anything.

>>6372394
Have you seen the full image.

I feel much closer to you guys after sharing such a shameful moment of my life with you.

>>6372118
7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot resist her moe-ness.

Don't kiss the Sanae one, unless you want herpes.

>>6372359
>Naruto from Sakura
O-okay...

>>6372423
you! shut up and kiss me!!

>>6372414

Yeah, actually more properly I should say it's an orgasm face / ahegao. Which makes the idea of kissing that picture all the more unsettling.

Here's some romantic music to set the mood

http://vocaroo.com/?media=viQXavG5ia6SXMiRK

>>6372446
That's one horrible mood

>>6372423

>>6372359
Yep, the final blow of a such a horrible thread.

>>6372423
i........I JUST MADE OUT WITH TEWI.

>>6372475
You are not alone, pal.

>>6372463
D-Don't cry Sanae! I'll still kiss you because I know you're a good girl.

>>6371897
I am now imagining Marisa beating me up and then holding me down while she forcefully kisses me.

Sage for making me think such lewd thoughts.

>>6372475
>>6372478
w- with this pic? >>6372423

>>6372493
Here's a song just for posting that

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vWAJEXaITcTiijfR6

>>6372495
Well yeah...

>>6372268
Anyone have this unedited?

My monitor is so far away...

I can't reach it...

>>6372529
...

>>6371987
do you ever masturbate?

>>6372567
He's on 4chan you fucking imbecile.

>>6372573
>muslim

>>6372579
>irrelevant

I love you /jp/

>>6372583
>>6372583
What do?

>>6372579
>implying people who browse 4chan have religion
>implying that they still follow the religion that they are born with

CRT monitors are warm, it's so lifelike.

>>6372617
But they lack resolution

Just like............OH GOD MY FEELINGS

>>6372623
And if you project it on a wall with a projector, you can hug them.

;_;

>>6372611

I'm shinto

>>6372643
But the projection would go on your back, symbolizing how you'll never hug her.

>>6372645

>>6372611
underaged atheist detected
mad at mommy and daddy?

>>6372653
>I'm butthurt so I'll call someone else butthurt

Let's not loose the focus. ;-;

>>6372671
lose*

>>6372529

Damn, I didn't even intend for that to be kissable since it's about as SD as you can get. At least you could have gone for something a little more .. detailed

>>6372679
no thanks

>>6371884
OP, you made me smile lol

This thread reminds me I should get a pic of Lunachild to kiss. Oh my.

If you don't try to think about it too hard and just look at the pic face-to-face, I think your mind actually gets into the same kind of mode it would get when you actually are about to kiss someone. I considered it, then thought "nah" but I didn't even know why. Then it took me a good 5 minutes of almost doing it but not, I could almost hear Marisa say "Oh come on, don't be shy, I'm still waiting... ze...", and actually smooching the screen real quick makes you giddy for a moment. I actually felt like I was about to shy my way out of a kiss and had to build up my courage. I'm actually not this way at all, but the fact that a part of your mind is saying "you're kissing a monitor" is fighting another part saying "JESUS CHRIST YOU LOVE HER, DO IT" makes it all the more intriguing.

It's really weird, but fun, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

>>6372727
That is so autistic, man.

>>6372723

Personally it feels weird to me to kiss such a relative newcomer to Touhou. Like, you're being a slut for kissing someone you barely fucking know at all, as opposed to other Touhous you've been super-familiar with for years who have had a kissu long-time overdue.

>>947747
But at the same time, Luna Child is more beautiful and lolicious than other touhou, it seems slutty to kiss them when they're second best and not who I really love.

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what the fuck

>>6372734
You'd have to be autistic to understand that feeling.

>>6372746

The others don't give me that feel. I like them, but not like that. It's hard to explain.

>>6372016
>>6372021
>>6372023
>>6372082

TOKI TOKI TO TO KI KO!
TOKI TOKI TO TO KI KO!
TOKI TOKI TO TO KI KO!

Got in to your heads yet?

>>6373141
I'm seeing a Kogasa among those posts.

>>6373147

It was a surprise.

>>6373141
You lack rhythm, anonymous.

>>6373164
Well, I am white...

>>6373184
...huh?

>>6373196
>no rhythm
>white
Yeah, I'm an oldfag. Go figure.

Also. I don't remember the Inuyasha episode where Kagura fucked a rooster. No, wait...

>>6373206
I think she's more confused about what you mean by "white." There are no black people in Gensokyo, remember?

I won't kiss my monitor with a Touhou on it.

And there are no kissable pictures of Bern, either.

>>6373216
No blacks? In /my/ Japanese fiction? It's more likely than I thought.

>>6373242
Anthy is Indian, not black.

It's different.

>>6373248
Oh shit! Beyond embarassing! I wondered why she reminded me of someone from my former high school (She was of Gujurati descent (^_^) ).

>>6373216
You see, black people already have their own magical fantasy city. It's called New Orleans.