/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I came.

>>636281
And then I conquered.

I bled.

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>>636272
sauce

I'd contract her virus, if you know what I mean.

>>636340
Tief Blau

>>636311
I'd set it on heavy duty, if you know what I mean.

Omg hai there - . - I'm Tsugumi-san and I absolutely looooathe -_____- humans </3 especially takeshi!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my ded husband takeshi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto LeMU -________- I looked up and saw... TAKESHI!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA TAKESHI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_;)* *(;_;)* *(;_;)*] then I saw You, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH KID CAUSE TAKESHI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT HOLOGRAMS!!! (then takeshi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

fuuuccck, I need my last wallpaper unlocked dammit

I've only finished 2 routes. If this is a spoiler I'm gonna be pissed.

I already think I partially spoiled myself reading the wikipedia article.

Also, why doesn't anyone talk about Sora's route? It was so sad.

>>636272
sauce

I CANT FUKIN GET SORAS FUKIN ROUTE FUKIN.

How 2 get plz?

>>636395

DO NOT READ ANY EVER17 THREADS UNTIL YOU ARE DONE WITH COCO'S ROUTE. STEP AWAY FROM /jp/ NOW.

>>636395
I can't seem to get hers yet >.>

>>636407
The gamefaqs guide is rather spoiler free, or search /rs/ for Ever17 and download the excel sheet, even fewer choices listed

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS INSIDE THAT FUCKING WHALE ROOM APART FROM THAT FUCKING WHALE.
SERIOUSLY. ITS SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS THAT ITS RELEVANT TO THE STORY AS A WHOLE, BUT IN EVERY SINGLE ROUTE SO FAR IT FUCKING GETS FLOODED EVERY FOURTH OR FIFTH DAY.

AND WHY THE FUCKNUT IS THERE STILL A LIFE SIGN?

AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE 5 LIFE SIGNS IN THE CONTROL ROOM WHEN TSUGUMI LEAVES?! 'CAUSE SORAS A FUCKING HOLOGRAM.

EITHER ITS THAT FUCKING HAMSTER OR SOME FUNKY SHIT IS GOING ON.

>>636405
Couldnt help seeing the OP pic. Leaving the thread now.

>>636415
<3

>>636422

Yes, something funky is going on. Hint: Blick Winkel's consciousness has a habit of modifying reality to suit his own expectations.

See http://www.kgptzac.info/ever17/ for explanations of some of the mysteries, but ONLY AFTER YOU HAVE FINISHED COCO'S ROUTE.

fucking faggots...now i dowload this game fuck all

>>636463
OMEDETTO

>>636415
ZA FISH

>>636378

nice pic, anymoar?

>>636395

Sora is shit.

>>636590
Sora is love.

>>636590

You're shit.

>>636601

No, anon. Sora is shit.

FUUUUCK .. SPOILERS...

>>636624

SORA MEANS SKY

Sora is shit. But nonetheless, I have to go through her shit to go through Coco's shit. And apparently Coco's shit is good.

>>636580

>>636628

WHY U DO DIS

The best character in Ever17 is definitely the tuna fish.

>>636628
SARA IS YOU FOR GAY

>>636652

thanks!

Since you're still playing that I'll spoil the game for you. THE WHOLE THING WAS PLOTTED BY CHAMI.

Bitches don't know about my healthy diet.

>>636672
OH SHI-

>>636652
Moar. She looks so cute when she's scared.

Fuck Sara is hot.

>>636705
TOO BAD SHE'S GAY AND NOT INCESTUOUS SHE'S ONLY WILLING TO SHARE HER YOU WITH HER BROTHER WHICH IS WHAT GOOD SIBLINGS DO

>>636705
I was about to post that :(
So here's Tsugumi in her 'Batshit insane' form.

>>636705

I've never been that close to a girl ;_;

I started shitting bricks here.

>>636723
haru aki? Where doing what now!?

That was my first thoughts.

I am... You!

>>636738
NO YOU'RE NOT

>>636715
Push it to the Limit is now playing in your head, manually

An appropriate first response to this thread would be

"You died."

;_;

Takepyon~?

>>636830

;_;

>>636830
Hnngggghh

>>636830

THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR MAKING ME PLAY COCKS WITH YOU

>>636948

Superb.

>>636948
Won't both of them be you'aki'?

>>636970

No, they'll both be You'kai.

>>636973

>>636948

>>636970

No, they'll both be You'kai.

>>636982

OK, so I laughed.

>>636982

>>636978

This needs more shopping.

>>636723
I figured that out quite early because I compared the names in Takeshis and Kids route.

My brick shitting began: The first choice at the elevator and how they are like: Hey how do you know my name?

this was creepy as hell

This is where my brick shitting stopped and my "LOL WUT?" began.

>>637279
I admit, this was kinda stupid

>>637279
Do you know sumbmarines? You invented them.

I so hope this thread doesn't spoil it for many anons.

>>637306
Naturally I knows the sumbmarines.

>>637279

This is what happens when Blick goes nuts.

>>637326
Breathing is for suckers anyway.

>>637271

This would've been so much better if they hadn't gone back and "fixed" it.

"Oh hey you know those feelings you had? THEY WERE A LIE wait there's still hope, time paradox! HAHAHAH J/K BLICK WINKEL CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO"

>>637321

Naturally I knows the hacker.

Come play "chicks" with me anonymous!

pi-pi-pyon!

I JUST REALISED THE HINT IN THAT PICTURE. WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE IT AT THE TIME?

>>637368
Dat ass

Want to hear a joke anonymous?

Okay! Here it goes!
Once there was this guy who was talking to the ghost of his dead grandfather. So he asked him a question.
'How long is a million years to a ghost?' he wanted to know. And the ghost answered.
'A million years is like a second to me.' Next the man asked....
'How much is a million dollars to a ghost?' And the ghost answered.
'A million dollars? It is but one, small, cent to me.' When he heard that, the man pretended to smile all nice and then said....
'Well then, gramps, how about giving me one of your cents then?' Laughing the ghost replied.
'Sure. Right away.'
'But can I get you to wait just a second?'

>>637401
Waaa! Ha, ha ha!

Well? That's a pretty good joke, huh?

>>637403
god your voice sounds so retarded

>>637403

Coco-chan, Can I try? I want to tell you a joke.

Okay! It bends here!

>>637279
Don't people usually die if they do that? I'm pretty sure that body belongs to hokuto.

>>637449
This is 2034 we're talking about, who knows what kinds of body's they may have!

>>637449

People die of decompression sickness, not compression sickness; if you go down fast enough theoretically there's nothing stopping you except drowning.

Of course, its more believable to just say that Blick Winkel has a bit of power to manipulate things, given that he was able to bring Takeshi back to life.

>>637458
Won't you get crushed by the water pressure? I mean LeMU is a few hundred feet deep if I remember correctly. Have you ever tried swimming down to the deepest part of the pool? That alone hurts a lot, for me at least.

>>637486
There's no problem certainly a fair way down; the Navy won't let you in a submarine until you've come up from 30m (I was a bit annoyed by the "zomg, coming up from 51m would be totally impossible"; it wouldn't, just remember to breathe out on the way up so your lungs don't burst, and get yourself treated for decompression sickness pretty damn quick once you get up there). As the other anon said, the main problems are decompression sickness, and if you take too long, drowning.

The Takeshi/You route can only end in sadness.

But remember that Hokuto is a half-breed and exhibited all or more than the physical hax of Homo cure.

Even Tsugumi was surprised at his strength as a child.

needs more touhou

>>637603
Not quite Zun-level drunk. Not going to attempt Touhou incorporation until I clear Lunatic with one life, no bombs, inebriated.

>>637579

Why did I giggle uncontrollably while reading this?

>>638165

DELICIOUS COCO ASS

Best order to go through:
Takeshi's Bad Ending -> Sora -> You -> Tsugumi -> Sara -> partway through Coco's route

>>636723

You know, my name's really long and hard to remember. OH, I KNOW, I'll NAME MY CLONE/CHILD THE SAME FUCKING THING WITH ONE DIFFERENT CHARACTER. Bitch must've been picked on in high school. Badly.

http://vre.sakura.ne.jp/game/e17_c/

Ever17 CrossOver Impression - Crossover VN with tsukihime murder mysteries, healthy Sara, Mai, Sayuri and other moon VN girls.

>>638360

Well remember, she wanted the clone basically as a continuation of herself.

>>638425

Stop it, I'm trying to forget this exists.

>>638450

Now THAT is shitty parenting.

>>638425
wat

>>638425
Downloaded, never played. The choice in characters is pretty bad though.

>>638505
Play it and tell me if it's any good. I have like 90% download complete but it's suddenly taking ages to get the last parts.

>>638482
Well, she was dying.

sara was gay for you

>>638566
no, you. ಠ_ಠ

>>638588
Just leave.

awwww

>>638691

Spoiler:They're both DEAD.

>>636272
I've only gone through the good ends, need to do the bad ends later.

>>636272
Bad end didn't stir any emotions at all, I felt it was pretty poor