/jp/ - Otaku Culture

but you must first invent the universe

Works for me.

If Patchy was healthy, she'd be a stage 5 boss in Sakuya's place. True story.

>>6348913

Fiat lux, jeweled spear, milk churning serpent and stuff.
While it sounds all complicated, on a cosmic scale they're basically household items. The universe is quite user friendly in that way.

Patchy is upset by the current state of /jp/.

It was nice, guys. I know I'm gonna miss /jp/, but maybe the end is for the best. I'm gonna be free of this useless site and do things.

>>6348971
Yeah, okay. See you tomorrow.

Sock on head patchy is best patchy

>>6348971
You'll be back for the tooohooes.

What the hell happened here

Do I want to check the ghostboard or is there more CP

>>6348971
Whaaaat? Where are you going?

/r/ing a good Patchouli MOBILE wallpaper.
In return my current wallpaper. Not bad at all, but I want better.
Every image in scale like my pic's will do.

"c-can you carry me?" Patchouli asks in an embarrassed tone, meekly avoiding eye contact. "It's... just that it's such a long walk..."

Patchouli is blushing hard, and you can hardly resist her charm- she pouts at you and your resolve to make her walk crumbles. "Okay, fine," you relent. You slip your hands under her arms and boost her up so she's sitting on her table. Turning around, you back up to the table and instruct Patchy on what to do. She meekly wraps her arms around your neck and steadies herself, her hands pressing against your chest. One the count of three, you lift her up off the table and she wraps her legs around your waist. Steadying her by putting your hands under her thighs and against your hips, you begin piggybacking Patcy across Voile.

Though at first she seems very reserved about the whole thing, in just a few short moments she's giggling uproariously as you run about with her in tow, hugging you tight. She almost loses her breath for a moment, even. Once you reach your destination the two of you snuggle close and begin to read page after page of the books you found, sipping tea and talking of all manner of delightful topics.

and then you wake up, forever alone ;_;

>>6349169
Patchy doesn't walk, she floats.

I can't fap to this.

>>6349183

fine, live your life without piggyback Patchy fantasies.

You poor shell of a being.

Patchouli is such a great word to say.

Patchouli, patchouli, patchouli...

>>6349345
Patchapatchapatchouliii~
Patchouli may not be my favorite Touhou, but she still has the best name.

>>6348971
It's like this never used to happen almost every day.

Except with no mods to deal with the spam.

>>6349380
>>6349345
Seconded

What exactly happened to /jp/ today anyways?

>>6349141

How about a Patchy oil painting? Makes a great phone WP, my current one.

>>6349169
I will remember to tell her that story when I will be in gensokyo.

>>6349685
Meido saved us from evil /a/, /b/ and /v/.

>>6349685
Our prayers were answered and /jp/ was cleansed of the unclean.

KUMAS WERE HERE, THIS THREAD SUCKS.
/THREAD FOREVER

You will never listen to the Wu-Tang with Patchy ;_;

>>6350161
I feel like she'd be more of a Snoop Dogg fan anyway.

>>6350259
No way, more like Run DMC

I am so fucking depressed right now.

Have you read yours today?

>>6349169
I sure wish I have at least half your writing talent so I could write a story about Patchy being subjected to various erotic tortures by the inquisition like rope stretching, pear of agony just to name a few and then hanged in public... of course after being raped all night by at least a dozen men.

>>6351835
...might as well contribute to this thread

>>6352772

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>>6352780
holy shi-- is patchi okay?

>>6348913

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>>6352807
she's a youkai, she has instant regeneration

>>6352785

Dammit, can you please have the courtesy of hiding them with a spoiler image tag?

My night is somewhat ruined because of that. ;_;

>>6352824
But if it was spoiler tagged, you'd click on the spoiler and see the full picture, not just the thumbnail.

>>6352860

But I just look at the thumbnails and get the image if it was any good. Can't download a lot, I'm on an old IBM thinkpad and my HDD is limited to a fucking SCSI 20GB.

bump

I'm frustrated

the fuck is this shit i dont even

Pachy is smelly and uninteresting.

This is now a white wold tengu thread.

Pachy is smelly and uninteresting.

This is now a white wold tengu thread.

Pachy is smelly and uninteresting.

This is now a white wolf tengu thread.

>>6349592
bookmark of grandure~

bump

Patta patta patta pa patta patta patchouli!

Patchy is my waifu

bump

-.-

patchouli

I desire more knowledge

Patchy is great. Lets take it easy.

I desire more knowledge

Patchouli's ass of justice

So wonderful

This thread needs more SICP and K&R shoops.

Lovely feet

Glorious breasts

I'd love to grope them myself

>>6363215
One of those rare worksafe pictures that are good enough for fapping.

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>>6363215
Oh dear. Also, can anyone recommend good doujins, pref futa, with patchouli in it?

I feel like Patchy would listen to Snoop & Tupac.

wtf happened here.

moar plz