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633429 No.633429 [Reply] [Original]

Dear internet,

It's a bright, hot day outside. I have my old sneakers on. I'm not wearing my black trenchcoat and sports pants. I'm dressed in short shorts and a dirty t-shirt that makes my man-boobs poke through.

I have mustered all my courage, and I'm about to go... OUTSIDE.

Wish me luck.

>> No.633439

I don't think you're going outside.

Enjoy sitting in front of your computer while wearing a trench coat and sweating.

>> No.633441

I SAID WISH ME LUCK
OH GOD IM SCARED

>> No.633448

I'm impressed by your courage.
But I bet even you won't be able to look a girl in her eyes!

>> No.633474

Put on some shads and a large brimmed hat. Helps you feel Anonymous. Good luck.

>> No.633475

(:

>> No.633480

OH JESUS, YOU DESERVE A MEDAL FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO!

DON'T YOU KNOW THE SUN IS OUTSIDE?

>> No.633481

Just go to Akihabara, you'll see many with similar appearances as yourself.

>> No.633494

THE SUN, IT BUUUUUUUUURNS!

>> No.633978

You don't need luck.
You are fucking GAR.
You are Guts, you are Kenshiro, you are Cobra, go outside and shine.

>> No.634013

>>633429
NO, DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

>> No.634011

>>633481
>Just go to America, you'll see many with similar appearances as yourself.
fix'd

>> No.634034

>>633429
I didn't know Nero became a NEET

>> No.634035

OP HERE

IM BACK


took me 2 minutes to put the bus transfer ticket in because i'd never been on a bus and everyone was staring at me BUT FUCK YEAH I WENT OUTSIDE

>> No.634043
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>>634035
Good job!

>> No.634039

Dude, just go.

The outside is fucked up, yet... right.

"It's an ugly yet beautiful world."

>> No.634053

Why can't we simply create a nation with only /a/ and /j/ people ?
We don't need to bear this world we didn't chose.

>> No.634063

>>634035
DID YOU MELT?

>> No.634067

>>634053
Who the fuck is going to work for our things?

>> No.634079

>>634067
...FUCK.

>> No.634088
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634088

This scene rips holes in peoples' souls.

>> No.634105

I'm going to get my driver's license
Then I'm going to get a job
Then I'm going to move out
Then I'm going to go to college
Then I'm going to lose weight
Then I'm going to have sex with real girls

I'm so happy, /jp/ <3

>> No.634106

>>634053

Creating our own nation shouldnt be too hard

we'd just need a large amount of unoccupied land

>> No.634115

>>634105

You really had me going until I got to

>Then I'm going to have sex with real girls

>> No.634126

>>634106
and who's gonna feed you?

>> No.634166

>>634126
Come on /j/, we need to find the answer.

>> No.634171

>>634126

Vending machines.

>> No.634179

>>634126
I... kinda know how to cook.

>> No.634216

>>634126

Well eat wild fruits

>> No.634219

We don't need a nation, we could probably all fit in a building. >>634179 will be our cook.

>> No.634238

>>633474
I think that would make him stand out more than anyone else rather than make him 'anonymous'.

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