/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Something is wrong with this picture.

>>6330524
>implying Japan drives on the right side of the road

But someone died the last time we did that.

>>6330527
Fuck that

>>6330531
Would you rather someone found your remains? It won't be pleasant for whoever discovers you.

She looks way too smug, it frustrates me.

>>6330549
Of course she's smug, she's going to ___ you

I have an old XB Coupe.
No fucking way I'm gonna sell it, it's the last interceptor. I painted it black and equipped it with a supercharger.

>>6330563
what's that yellow stuff in her mouth?

>>6330549
Of course she's smug she has the highest po werl evel in all of Gensokyo.

>>6330570
Her bottom lip?

>>6330570
An orange peel.

Oh god imagine this
You are just starting your car, minding your own, suddenly she puts her head on your lap, starts to fondel your crotch and slowly unzips your pants while she continues to lower her hand inside your pants and desperately trying to get your dick out from your pants.
Finally it pops out and she starts gently stroking it while talking dirty and fastening her pace, so that you are about to cum but she stops and tells that don't mess the place and smiles at you mischievous look on her face.
She gets closer to your dick and you can feel her breathing and her tongue while she starts to lick your dick like she was cleaning the place carefully whitout missing a spot, after cleaning she kisses the top and starts again to fondel your dick like she was baking and talking dirty things and moking you if you dare to come.
She reaches something from the backseat on the other hand while keeping up the rough pace while stroking your dick, you soon see that she is drinking something and spits at your dick with whatever she was drinking making it even more slippery than before and lowers herself again close to your dick while saying "cheers", you soon feel strong force sucking your dick and it looks like she's trying to drink something from your dick, you can't resist it and blow your load inside her mouth that she can drink it all, but it's not enough for her as she starts to suck even more so that your balls are empty satisfied look on her face as she looks at you.
Suddenly her face turns pale from horror, you wonder what she is looking at and you notice a police officer looking at the two of you and holding hancuffs so that you can see them as you try to get your pants on.

yeah i'm bored, punish me

>>6330595
>cheers

British Yuuka? Do not want
captcha: mouthful. jussbely

>>6330595
That cop's remains would never be identifiable.

QUALITY THREAD­­­­

sorry but the flower festival was last week

>>6330595
would read and fap again

>>6330601
you don't want her to talk dirty to you with ye old english? dude

>>6330595
Good lord, I've never thought I'd be fapping to Yuuka.

>>6330681
"I am your spaniel; and, Anonymous
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,
And yet a place of high respect with me,
Than to be used as you use your dog?"

>>6330595
>>6330707
oh god, it fits perfectly

GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

also just curious, how are the countrysides in Japan?

>>6330707
This is horrible. I should be the one who is the dog!

>>6330707
That doesn't fit Yuuka.

>>6332051

>GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

Marvel vs. Capcom 2?

>>6330523
That's what my dad said to me about my dog before he released him ;_;