/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why are you here?

jobs are overrated

my mommy takes care of me

you'd better leave before they convince you to join them

other people work for me so its ok i dont need to work in my lifetime
because i have cancer and im going to die in 7 months

Hey, I still go to the grocery store.

>>632745
>Why do you guys treat lolicon, pedophilia and CUTE NOT PEDO as some kind of badge of honour?

Many things can fit into this, and if you stay here long enough, you will become one of us. If that bothers you, I recommend you leave.

We don't. It isn't.

>>632745
>Why do you guys treat NEET, joblessness and never going outside as some kind of badge of honour?
You are new here, aren't you? Well we don't. Only college freshmen, underage and newfags see that as some kind of hype and being cool. Anon was always about a 20+ year old guy with terrible social skills, no real friends, no girlfriend, no job, no objective in his life whatever and acting the way he does to keep himself from committing suicide. Do you have any idea what the ronery threads are really for?

ಠ_ಠ

>>632927
Giving me an outlet for my feelings to prevent me from offing myself.

Although they're unnecessary because I could never work up the guts to kill myself anyway.

>>632946
one of us, one of us

>>632927
>>632946
Ronery threads are supposed to be embracing the fact that Anonymous will never know the warmth of a woman's touch.

Well, except for that field trip where I was shoved in between two members of the female race in the back seat of the car, and in order to buckle my seat belt I had to reach under one's ass to get the thing, and reach under the other's to actually plug it in.

>>632927

Not all anons are like that. I don't think of my lifestyle as the most awesome thing ever but I'm not negative about being a failure either. I just accept it.

>>632955
Yes, you have taken the next step, as some of us. Still you're not proud of that, as OP's claiming.

>>632959
Fapping to this post.

>>632972
Man the harpoons?

>>632969
It wasn't much to fap to. Their breasts were so large I didn't even get an erection from manhandling their asses.

>>632959
>reach under the other's to actually plug it in.

>>632977
For one, definitely. The other was alright, just had like D-cups.

>>632994
I don't see what you're trying to say.

>>632996
Fat fetish and tolerance of healthy.

YOUR MOVE

>>632996

So you thought she was pig disgusting because she didn't have DFC? I like that train of thought.

>>632946
Becoming an hero is not as difficult as it seems.

>>633007
No, if she had a DFC I'd hit that, because it wouldn't be healthy. But she had huge tits, which disgusted me.

>>633015
Please, do give me a detailed guide on how to suppress my self-preservation instinct.

>>633041
Epsom salts + toilet cleaner

>>633041
Lol, i don't want to go to v&.

But just a tip.

Barbecueing in the house is dangerous cause you won't notice much.

>>633041
Gambatte Anonymous!

>>633051
I hear thats the way most Internet suicide packs in Japan do it.

1.) seal windows/doors with duct tape
2.) take sleeping pills (not OD, just enough for deep sleep)
3.) light charcoal habaji in room
4.) ???
5.) Wake up in Touhou game

>>633064
well that is what supposed to be the plan, but! :

-you have to undiscovered for a while, otherwise you will have to continue living with a massive damaged brain

-if your concentration is not stable and it drops, well you will wake up in a psychatry with massive brain damage

Because if we'd consider putting the effort into a real social life as worth it, we'd have done it already. There's something to be said of that free thinking parasite that couldn't care less about anybody else.

If you're going to off yourself, can we have your address so that we know where to send the police, et cetera?

>>633098
Surely the fact that my brain has become massive will offset that it has been damaged.

No matter how you do it, make sure to have some sort of live internet feed.

>>633114
lol, how about no?

>>633147
At least post pix

>>633114
But we aren't all from the same countries.

Suicide is for faggots, anonymous.

Be a man. If you want to end your life, do it in a manly way like picking up a fight with the mob or something.

>>633014

hahaha, that picture is awesome

also, oh exploitable

>>633179
I'm committing suicide as a true anon. Lack of sun, clean air, 24/7 NEETing my way, eating all kind of junk and no exercise.
Well it's going to take a while, but I have patience. On the other hand though, I might not die, but my best years in life will be dead.

>>633179
or rape little brown girls around the world.

>>633192

Where's the hentai manga with the guy who learns that he only has 6 months to live and decides to rape children all around the world?

>>633200
You mean there are still people on 4chan that don't know the name of it?

>>633179
Imo better than leeching your life at the cost of other people (welfare, parents etc.)

There is no wrong or right. Just don't regret it.

>>633211

I stand by my point. If you want to end your life that bad, then might as well go down in some epic way that people will remember, if only for a few days.

>>633239

Shooting up a university is the EASY MODO route to gaining fame.

>>633252

Still beats gassing yourself inside your basement and letting your corpse rot in anonymity.

>>633210
Me.

I could probably find it easily enough, but telling me would save me about 10 minutes.

So yeah, how does one live as a NEET/hikki if you don't have parental support?

>>633266

Welfare

>>633266
free money from the government

>>633273

how do I get free money

>>633266
Stock market

>>633259
I'd rather die unknown. I live my life trying not to bother others; I'd like to no one to grieve or notice my death.

I'm probably alone in that sentiment.

NEET isn't so bad.

once i run out of options maybe i'll just become that homeless guy you see on the streets talking to himself. too apathetic to really commit suicide so might as well die the slow way.
either way i've enjoyed the 6+ years of doing nothing

>>633277
You get run over by police car.

Most people ready to kill themselves don't really give a shit anymore though.
If they did they wouldn't want to become an hero, right?
This is excluding attention whores of course.

>>633259
Except that there is also this possibility of an epic fuck-up (you plan got foiled before you could even start getting postal); which may land you to jail, enjoying the surprise buttsechs in the shower room.

>>633284
Well, according to Camus, suicide is the pure expression of hope because the thought is that you're hoping being dead will be better than being alive in some way.

It seems to make sense.

>>633288
>>enjoying the surprise buttsechs in the shower room.

Hey, at least I can say I'm not a virgin anymore!

a real man kills himself by immolating himself and then jumping off a tall building. no one will forget the scars caused by burning chunks of you

>>633298
worthy of occasional copypasting.

>>633298
LOTR much?

>>633298

That gives me an idea. What if instead of setting yourself on fire you just detonate some bombs striped to your body?

Imagine the look on people's faces as they get showered with blood and flesh.

Bonus points if you do it after stuffing yourself with beans and pork.

>>633311
well you can stick pastic-based explosive material through your anus with enough power to detonate only your body without harming anybody else with the explotion. Strong enough to make your flesh bones etc to splatter all over the place

>>633318
well, I think he wanted to detonate in mid-air.

Being able to see threads like this on 4chan is pretty much the main reason I stay alive. When 4chan goes down, I'll pretty much lose my main reason for living.

after so many years it is hard to remember what it was like living in a way where you're involved with society.

internet makes it possible

>>633279

You are not alone.
I want to just really vanish without gaining too much attention if possible and i want to stay anonymously even after death.
But this is not an easy task.

To the people being on welfare:
Not every country has a good and social welfare system, thus making you to chose to become an hero or to live as a homeless guy.

>>633374
Indeed. It seems impossible to do the things I did at school before. I remember getting up early each day, studying all those lessons, chatting with friends, having crushes on girls, going outside and managing having free time. Nowdays I can't get myself waking up before noon or sleep before 4-5 A.M. My free time never seems enough and I'm getting tired even from having to go shopping for some food or throwing my garbage outside.

>>633342
Read more books.

You can pirate them so you don't have to go outside and they make the long hours f5ing more bearable.

>>632745
More accurate pic here.

>>633279
You are not alone.

>>632927 Do you have any idea what the ronery threads are really for?
Well, there's always craigslist.

>>633416
Most authors make very little money. Don't pirate a book unless the author's dead, okay?

>>633492
>Most authors make very little money. Always pirate a book unless the author's dead, okay?
FIXED

>>633492
No. I have no money and I would certainly not spend it on books if I had any.

>>633279
Same situation, except the problem that i have already been noticed.
Now, friends and family won't let me go peacefully.
I'm not even speaking of emo suicide.
Just being alone, browsing the Internets and watching animu all day.
Leave me alone, World.
Why can't you ? Fuck.
I gave up all hopes to have a girl because they're too difficult to understand, too.
Before, when i heard people saying that they were different from us, i was raging.
But now i notice it's true.
Sad but true.
Girls can look fine at first but one day they'll sure make you go WTF ARENT YOU HUMAN, JUST THINK
I hate this world.
In after, nnot your nlog.
But i don't care.

>>633279
Same situation, except the problem that i have already been noticed.
Now, friends and family won't let me go peacefully.
I'm not even speaking of emo suicide.
Just being alone, browsing the Internets and watching animu all day.
Leave me alone, World.
Why can't you ? Fuck.
I gave up all hopes to have a girl because they're too difficult to understand, too.
Before, when i heard people saying that they were different from us, i was raging.
But now i notice it's true.
Sad but true.
Girls can look fine at first but one day they'll sure make you go WTF ARENT YOU HUMAN, JUST THINK
I hate this world.
In after, not your blog.
But i don't care.

>>632745
Huh. I was saying almost the exact same thing over at /r9k/ last night regarding hikikomori.

>>632745
What is an achivement ?
Living a life you don't want to live ?
Talking to people you don't want to talk ?
Doing a job you don't want to do ?
Spending 8 hours spoiling your day ?

An achievement is doing what you want of your life,
Thus, being a neet/hikki is not obligatory failing.

This is just temporary.

Soon, I'll travel through the universe, claiming the heavens as my own!

I just...don't know how to do that, though.

>>634028

If you're mainly bitching about not having a girlfriend then you're just a faggot.

>>634217
I'm bitching about how stupid and non-empathic humans are.