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Anonymous Wed Oct 20 04:54:17 2010 No.6316536 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 04:55:17 2010 No.6316539 Because it's illegal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 04:56:17 2010 No.6316542 Because I live a fulfilling life, with my 3D wife, whom I have sex in the missionary position with every third night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 04:57:17 2010 No.6316544 >>6316542 This, and twice on Saturdays.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 04:58:17 2010 No.6316545 Good question :(

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Oct 20 05:01:17 2010 No.6316550 File: 193 KB, 600x600, 10930430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so tired of giving serious answers. Because I'm Boba Fett

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:02:17 2010 No.6316554 File: 19 KB, 249x222, 1270120269166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316550

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:02:17 2010 No.6316555 There is no one to inherit my stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:03:17 2010 No.6316556 >>6316542 why every third night?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:03:17 2010 No.6316557 I still have hope, I don't want to make my family feel bad, and I'm scared to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:03:17 2010 No.6316558 File: 27 KB, 328x291, copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316555 But you don't own anything of value anyway, so...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:04:17 2010 No.6316560 >>6316555 >555 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:05:17 2010 No.6316561 Because its still 20 days til inspection and the thought of being found already decomposed horrifies me. I want to leave an ugly but still reasonably intact body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:05:17 2010 No.6316562 >>6316558 I have 13 million.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:06:17 2010 No.6316566 >>6316562 inb4 begging

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:08:17 2010 No.6316571 >>6316562 Otousama?

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed Oct 20 05:14:17 2010 No.6316581 Im too afraid to do it, Even though I secretly want to. But no I wont kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:14:17 2010 No.6316583 File: 7 KB, 197x256, 1..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316562

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:16:17 2010 No.6316589 >>6316561 i always thought it was a gross to die and be buried. think about worms and shit going through your rotting body and brain. being burned alive in a giant inferno or frozen in ice is better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:17:17 2010 No.6316591 I have no courage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:26:17 2010 No.6316606 because i keep telling myself that i am just depressed and there's happiness out there and i just have to find it i am feeling very very tired of telling myself that, however...

Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:34:17 2010 No.6316629
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>>6316536
Because I have ambitions.
Here they are (in order)
Get married (Being the bride)
Get a Job at NASA
Move to the ocean and build/sail a good keelboat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:37:17 2010 No.6316634 File: 254 KB, 500x650, 1274063812880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316629 That's so ridiculous Kaguya read your post and said, "fucking impossible."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:38:17 2010 No.6316638 File: 80 KB, 1024x576, simon-adult.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316634 Guess I'll just have to... DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!! (I couldn't resist hun)

>>	KOS-MOS !!EGaZwla24Ri Wed Oct 20 05:40:17 2010 No.6316640 >>6316536 Have tried before, next attempt isn't far away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:42:17 2010 No.6316643 File: 145 KB, 750x1085, 46-23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] because we're going to eat ramen. with everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:44:17 2010 No.6316645 File: 40 KB, 640x480, [qq]_K-On!_-_11_[BFF71326].mkv_snapshot_06.00_[2010.01.13_09.11.47].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the fuck am I supposed to consume Japanese media if I'm dead?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Oct 20 05:54:17 2010 No.6316654 It's kinda hard to ingest weed when you're dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 05:58:17 2010 No.6316658 I think I might kill myself. It will be the last thing I do before I die.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Oct 20 06:08:17 2010 No.6316678 I love life way too much. I'd be supremely asspained if I died before my time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:09:17 2010 No.6316682 File: 51 KB, 339x298, suicide_orin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316536 this the pic you were trolling for, shitty OP? (lol, google "bkub" and then kill yourself. loser.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:10:17 2010 No.6316685 Too happy, I guess. Aside from that I don't really know. No reason to.

>>	StonedAnonymous !XUUanJpkos Wed Oct 20 06:16:17 2010 No.6316697 File: 441 KB, 900x833, 1281829271831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6316645 >>6316654 these to be fair ive been thinking about death quite a lot lately. preparing for whatever comes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:24:17 2010 No.6316712 >>6316536 BECAUSE I AM JUSTICE. JUSTICE DOES NOT DIE. AS LONG AS EVIL EXISTS, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE...KAMEN RIDER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:26:17 2010 No.6316716 >>6316678 Hey zun why are you on IRC?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Oct 20 06:30:17 2010 No.6316719 >>6316716 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:39:17 2010 No.6316725 Being dead sounds boring.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Oct 20 06:51:17 2010 No.6316744 >>6316725 That's why Komachi is asleep all the time. All that ennui.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:51:17 2010 No.6316745 can´t kill what´s beyond a god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 06:55:17 2010 No.6316750 Because there are VNs to play and anime to watch, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 07:02:17 2010 No.6316759 Because I am a blade master and I must pass on my skills to my first born son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 07:12:17 2010 No.6316780 Because there's a person I love who I am earnestly trying to better myself for. If not for them, I'd probably want to die though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 07:12:17 2010 No.6316781 >>6316561 They're going to rip it off in the authopsy afterwards anyway, so why bother?

>>	Some Guy Wed Oct 20 07:23:17 2010 No.6316805 >>6316536 Because, OP, no matter how shitty my life gets its still better than being dead because thats boring.

>>	BєrnЌastel !KI7sYupfo6 Wed Oct 20 07:27:17 2010 No.6316816 >>6316536 Why killing myself when I can kill you instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 07:33:17 2010 No.6316832 Because the universe as we know it will end with my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 20 09:04:17 2010 No.6317084 >>6316816 Because you're gonna get buttsecks'd in prison.

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