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My chair may be big and expensive but there isn't space for another person beside me

My chair is small and uncomfortable but I'd be happy to have her sit on my lap as I play Touhou.

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Did I do that right?

My chair is too small. She would be able to fit next to me since I'm a fucking twig, but it'd be uncomfortable for both of us.

>>6315056
I'd offer the same thing but I figure its rude of me to have my hardon poking her in the ass while she tries to get comfortable.

Im sitting in a car seat in my room. Only room for 1.

She can sit on my lap if she wants, but there certainly isn't room for another person on the chair itself.
>>6315058
fuck off

>>6315045

She's so jealous. Not even satisfied with the best.

My chair is small broken, flimsy, old and worn out.
It's also comfortable as fuck.

I have an identical less broken one though.
I should stack the 2 together and then build a fortress.

brb, I'm buying a big chair

She just wants to steal my precious body heat.

>>6315070

A car seat? This sounds like an incident.

The devil has the power to assume a pleasing shape.

Oh shoot, I guess you just have to sit on my lap.

i got more than one chair

My chair is small and meant for only one person. My bed on the other hand...

>>6315081
>My chair is small broken, flimsy, old and worn out.
>It's also comfortable as fuck.
'sup, small/broken/flimsy/old/worn-out chair bro. I half expect it to become a tsukumogami.

>>6315116
>i got more than one chair
You're obviously chose to sit in the chair that was the best, because it's natural to want the best for yourself.

Because of this, Parsee wouldn't be satisfied with any chair but the one you're sitting in.

>>6315122

My bed is my chair.

Too bad it's the floor.

I guess if she were to lie down on her side she could be next to me but yet wouldn't be in the way of my drink. I suppose it's fine.

my chair is hard and stiff if you know what i mean..

Parsee is cute.

My thighs are the chair.

>>6315130
oh god i just shifted to the side to see how much space i could make.
if your curious there was....

I'd welcome it.

No pun or joke. Parsee is cute.

She can sit on my lap :3

I just scooted over to make sure, and there is indeed enough space for another person to sit here.

But my chair is not big at all, and I doubt she'd be comfortable on my lap.

Is Parsee a Zoroastrian?

>>6315191
Yes.

Next question!

>>6315193
>Next question!
Why did that anon ask if Parsee was a Zoroastrian, specifically?

>>6315202
Parsee, Parsi

>>6315210
?

>>6315231
No, Parsi!

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