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You wake up as Shiki.
What do you do next?

>> No.6311333

[X]Go look for Ciel.

>> No.6311348

Hang around the mansion until it gets dark.

Then it's back alley time.

>> No.6311362

Kill the universe.

>> No.6311365

Track down the bitch trying to copy my style and raep her mercilessly.

>> No.6311368

Rape the maids.

>> No.6311369

>Wake up as Shiki

Include sea creatures in all of my analogies.

>> No.6311377

>You wake up as Shiki.

Just a dream. And corsidering it's Shiki it must be a dream inside a dream inside a dream.

>> No.6311382

[X] GENUFLECT

>> No.6311393

>>6311382

This isn't OMGWTFOTL. You cannot Genuflect here.

You can, however use Sepulchritude.

>> No.6311408

Kill myself and try to get cooler powers in the next life.

>> No.6311410

Go rape Arcueid into 17 pieces.

>> No.6311443
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6311443

I begin to hug Akiha and I continue hugging until my arms atrophy.

>> No.6311473

[X]Jumps in the lake

>> No.6311500

>>6311473
LAAAAAAAAAKE---
*bad end*

>> No.6311501

Find a chair

>> No.6311508
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6311508

>>6311473
You wake up in the wrong "you wake up" thread.
What do you do?

>> No.6311512

>>6311508
Lake it easy.

>> No.6311537

>You are Seth, Egyptian god of the desert storms. Long exiled from your main family branch, your cute little sister Nephthys has recently invited you back to her mansion. Soon after, while walking home from school, you come upon a bearded green man, and are seized by an irresistable urge to cut him into pieces. Armed with your trusty knife, Safhaw-wakhuh (TL note: Safhaw-wakhuh means seven nights), you cut him into 13 pieces, scattering all of them across the Nile. Disgusted from your instinctive act, you return home and decide to forget about the incident.

>The next day, you see a beautiful woman show up after school, identifying herself as Osiris, the green dude you recently cut up. Apparently, he (well, now she) has succeeded to patch himself up, but since one of the pieces, incidentally his penis, that you hid away was eaten by a fish, he had to return as a girl. She says that she is here to hunt Apep, also known as the Serpent of the Nile, but she has lost far too much power while reconstructing herself and thus wants you to take responsibility for killing her, in form of helping her slay Apep.

>What do you do?

>[ ] Agree to help her
>[ ] Rape your maids, Anat and Astarte
>[ ] Jump into the Lake of Fire

>> No.6311546

>>6311537

[X]Change to the Norse pantheon because that's how I roll.

>> No.6311548

>>6311537

[x] Poke out Horus's eye.

>> No.6311551

>>6311537
[ ] Agree to help her (fighting Jormugandr instead)

>> No.6311596

>>6311537
[x] Find Bastet

A CAT IS FINE TOO

>> No.6311600

>>6311548

He chops your balls off in revenge.

BAD END 3 - I have no balls and I must cum

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