/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This isn't some old modified copypasta that I've somehow missed before right?

>>6300805
No it's not.

Does anyone know about the quality of the wigs on eBay? Those ones look more like wavy drills, I don't think I'd be able to get off from something like that. On top of that, buying from eBay I'd want to wash something like that so the drills would go away after I washed the wig with Teto-san's shampoo.

I guess that means I'll have to find a wig, possibly dye it, then style it into drills that I'm somehow able to use to get myself off with. Surely somebody could give me some pointers and tips. Maybe I should ask the fashion board, I'm sure know a lot about wigs and stuff like that.

And exactly, where does this weird character appear?

>>6300801
>>6300812

I bet she uses Alberto Balsam Strawberries and Cream shampoo.

>>6300819
She's an UTAUloid.

>Every man is easily able to do the things he must to make his lifestory a great one
Stopped right there. By the way, reported.

>>6300823
No, she is lie. Her hair is drill.

You know, I'm probably going to need more than just a wig. I'm going to need something to put it on. I wonder if I should buy a mannequin since a love doll would be way too much. Sitting should be fine. They have sitting mannequins, right? If she's sitting I could just fuck the drills while she sits in a chair. I think that might be the best thing for this situation. I still have no idea about wigs though. I guess I'll need to become an expert on wigs and hair dyes before I can even begin to actually think of bringing all these pieces together to complete my life dream. It's possibly going to take months to get this together and get everything as I'd like.

>>6300821
I think she'd either use that or something similar. Atleast something fruity smelling.

Well anyway, I'm going to be watching for wigs on sale after Halloween. I'll let you guys know if any updates come up. I'm going out tomorrow to get some shampoos and maybe some hair dyes. I still need to find out how to make the drill hairstyle and what kind of wig is best for a realistic, soft feel.

>>6300801
Get a life and have children, at least you will be able to pester someone else than us with such thread about a fucking guy wanting to use such a girlish hairstyle.

>>6300884
I won't want to have her hairstyle though. I want to put my penis in her hair and ejaculate on her head. Since that's not possible, I'm looking for a wig.

>>6300887

What about a really cute girlfriend that's pretty freaky. Go look in business offices and Subways.

>>6300884
>Get a life and have children

That's a terrible thing to tell someone.

>>6300895
See OP. First and most obvious is the fact that no girl can ever live up to the image of Teto-san I have in my head. Second, I would feel like trash after just using somebody like that. I would surely kill myself if it came to that. My life dream would be shattered and unobtainable if I went that route.

>>6300900
Yeah i know that, but it is what i heard from the people i least wanted it to say to me, and that's what took me to stop most of my fucking delusions.
I actually thought as low of myself as the OP is doing until two months ago, i thought that i was hideous and shit like that, so i stoped caring about it and grow a pair of ball and going together to parties that my friends invited me and in the past i would just refuse that to keep delusioning myself in front of a computer, after getting some confidence you will see that you are not so low as you think as you are, and maybe i just got a bit mad when i saw you thinking that way and looking like me in the past, i am sorry for my previous offense, just try getting some confidence, you will not get a girl as perfect as the waifu you wish, but i am sure there is some good girl for you right there on this great world =D

>>6300848
Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that those curling irons they use somehow use heat to curl the hair. I think they use moisture too, sometimes.

Because of that, I'd caution you against buying wigs that have hair that is clearly plastic in nature. Not only will moisture do nothing to the wig in terms of curling it (plastic is waterproof), but the heat may very well melt the plastic hair strands, leaving you with a ruined wig and a ruined curling iron.

I don't know how hot those curling irons get, but if you're going to use a wig with plastic-like hair, then I will advise that you wrap the hair around a thin rod (I'd expect the uncurled hair diameter to be 2-6 times as large - so go for maybe 1cm (half an inch)), and starting at a good distance (maybe 60cm / 2 ft) with a blowdryer on low, gently warm up the hair. Keep the hair tightly wrapped around the 1cm diameter tube as well. You can probably periodically check how well curled it is too, by removing the tube, and if it's not curled enough, just wrap the hair around and continue.

You want the hair to feel warm to the touch, but you do not want to smell any melting plastic, or have the hair start to melt/feel sticky/soft.

>>6300936
>a pair of ball

>>6300942
I gave up trying to read that post one line in.

>>6300938
I can see where you're coming from. Curling irons get very hot. Hot enough to burn the skin so probably hot enough to melt plastic. I don't know if I'm going to use a plastic wig or what but thank you for the advice. I'm going to bookmark the archived version of this thread and go to sleep.

>>6300944
Mwhahahaha i LMAO with my own mistake now, thanks for pointing it out, english is not my native language so i do more mistakes than the average english speaker, and i do it more when it's figure of speaking and things like that.

It wouldn't be that hard to construct something to hold the hair in place with copper wiring. Just be sure to wrap the wiring with a soft cloth and set it up in a way that you can't see it.

>>6300963
Your posts are such QUALITY it hurts me physically.

>>6300972
XD So i hope you are a M ^^

>>6300963
People don't have children in /jp/
There are only MANchildren in /jp/
MANchildren cannot procreate.
That is a fact.
I am proof.

>>6300986
You really believe that? Do you really think there's no hope for us in that matter?

>>6300986
O-Of course I do!

>>6300998
Indeed, fellow anon.
There is no hope for us.

>>6301006
>>6301003
>>6300998
>>6300986
>procreation

>>6300962
The thing is, copper wiring, even wrapped in cloth, would not have that hair-around-penis feeling. And then, when you think about the cloth and the wire, it'd probably detract from the look of the drills. It'd be difficult to hide all of the wire and cloth inside the drills.

But that reminds me of something else. The dZ/dTheta ratio would be too high for most types of hair. Or, to put it another way, for every circle around that the drill makes, it will probably drop down a significant amount, thereby ruining the perfect drill look. It will literally be 95% air and 5% hair. You MIGHT be able to solve it by curling it upwards, and then when releasing it, start loosening it at the base of the drill, and pulling the rest of the wrap down through the center of the loosened parts. That way, it will have curled opposite gravity, and will sag somewhat less.

This is looking more and more like a significant endeavor, so I recommend you buy several wigs to experiment on.

What is happening in this thread.

>>6301019
The reason hair curls (or rather, refuses to curl) the way it does is the cysteine content of the keratin that composes hair. You could think cysteine as a drill-haired, gentle, ojou-sama type student council president, it is the aminoacid that brings together different proteins into coherent order - in the case of keratin, cysteine makes the crosslinks (S-S bonds) that give the hair its curl. This is also why after taking a bath, hair loses its curls, as water breaks some of the S-S bonds.

People with curlier hair naturally have higher cysteine content in their keratin fibers. Therefore, if we substitute enough aminoacids with cysteine and still keep the helical structure of keratin fibers somehow, we can have ultra-curly drill hair. After we get the aminoacid composition, making the necessary mutations is just a matter of transformation of E. coli with hair keratin and some site-directed mutagenesis, after that we'll be ready to synthesize all the drill hair we want. If you don't care about ethics, you may even construct an adeno-associated virus vector or something with it and make your own little Teto.

Give me a few hours messing with structure prediction software, I think I've got this down.

>>6301019
You'd still get the hair feeling, but the drills wouldn't look like teto sadly. I'm sure if I put a bit more thought into the wire idea I could come up with something that would keep the hair flat and curly. The idea of fucking drills excites me as much as the OP.

>>6302428
That's dangerously close to ZUNart..

>>6301163
The more you know.

>/jp/

>>6301163
Or you'd end up with knappy nigger hair.

>>6301163
Mad scientist at work, please wait warmly.

>How pleasurable is drillfucking, anyway? Will I be able to cum from it?

I hate to say it, OP, but you won't get much stimulation from fucking hair.

Well, turns out heterogeneous hHa8 presence also affects hair curls. So if you find what triggers hHa8 synthesis, perhaps you can get curly hair without resorting to genetic interference. Wonder if there's previous research done on that.

I may have a new research topic for my doctorate. Worry not, Teto-obsessed Anonymous, I'll bring you your Teto-san without fail.

Depending on how sensitive you are, you'd be capable of finding pleasure in drills. If you're particularly sensitive, and I hope you are, you can invest in a real hair wig but they're quite expensive. You need to get one with long hair because once you put it into twin drills they'll greatly reduce in length. If you want a cozy sort of feeling, get thick hair, if you want a more silky, 'falling off' feeling, get average or thin hair. I think Teto looks like her hair is of average to thick hair.

I think girls have very soft hair and I think Teto would be the same so I would recommend getting conditioner but Teto doesn't seem too girly so I don't think she'd use special organic stuff or stuff that you're meant to leave in your hair and not wash out but you might want to use more expensive things because I'm not sure what the actual texture of a real hair wig is.

If you use curling irons, be careful because it really dries out real hair but I imagine Teto would use curling irons and not wear actual curlers to sleep.