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Fake hymens for flog pillows: would /jp/ go for it?
Been talking with the other half about the mechanics of it and want to know what /jp/'s opinion on it would be and if they can offer some thoughts on the subject.

Pic VERY related

>> No.6290486

My really crotch itches and I keep scratching it every night until it bleeds. I thought refraining from real women was supposed to prevent this, I must have gotten some fungal infection or something

>> No.6290488 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is a "flog pillow"? Do you mean dakimakura?

>> No.6290490

>>6290479
>Been talking with the other half
The other half of what?

>> No.6290491
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>> No.6290497

>>6290488
Yeah, but one that's been specifically designed to have sex with
>>6290490
Not all of us hate 3delicious
>>6290491
Point being?

>> No.6290498

I'm pretty sure people don't actually fuck these things. Maybe you should pitch this idea to a love doll company instead.

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>>6290497

>Yeah, but one that's been specifically designed to have sex with

IMPURE! How dare you soil the pure dakimakura!

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>Fake hymens for flog pillows

>> No.6290503

>>6290498
CWC.

Q.E.D

>> No.6290506

>Fake hymens for flog pillows
I hate ska bands.

>> No.6290508

>>6290497
>3delicious
Get back to /a/.

>> No.6290507

>>6290498
not op

I have a couple times on my onahole-inserted alice.
Does this make me a weirdo by /jp/ standards..?
I've ascended..!

>> No.6290510

>>6290486

dude, Lotromin AF or something, you've probably just got some fungal issues.

Dry your ballsack off properly after you shower, get in there and make sure your taint & everything is dry as a bone, that shit will grow fungus lickety split- dark, warm, and wet.

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>>6290498

>> No.6290517

>>6290497
Some of us don't hate 3D 100% but are just too socially crippled to function in public and have friends or girlfriends.

You should probably leave now.

>> No.6290519

>>6290507
More than likely.

Although, there is the issue of having to wash out the fake blood :/

>> No.6290523

>>6290510
I have been focusing washing it and drying it, I wonder if fapping too much and having cum on the area is a factor.

>> No.6290532 [DELETED] 

>>6290510

I'm a filthy motherfucker who never washes and am coated in grime, my crotch gets sweaty on hotter days, but I never get infestations.

Worst thing I get is some chafing in the tightest crevices.

>> No.6290534

>>6290532
I was like that, but now my dick hurts all the time and is a nice corpse grey. Hey, from the future.

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