/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I heard about a month ago from !bar that Balamb Garden is in a Final Fantasy game. Reported for /v/.

>>6283855

I discovered no less than one minute ago that you're a tosser. Reported for tossing.

>>6283859
Reported for trolling.

an hero isnt working for you, you should really try a different occupation.
one more permanent
also heres some cirno-tits to help you feel better

I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works, but make sure you put the gun in your mouth for better accuracy, If you can't afford a gun, jump off a very VERY tall building, I wouldn't recommend pills because it's not a guaranteed method of dying, you could just get really really sick and be hospitalized." I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and purchased a gun (I'll even post the gun with receipt, if you want) But Friday I might actually kill himself because that dream just felt too fucking real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>6283848
Shit goes in /v/

>>6283863
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>>6283855
/jp/ should become a news network, there the best, most admant reporters ive ever seen

>>6283867
im glad to see writefagging but "i might kill himself" threw me for a loop

>>6283872
Go back to /b/ already. Nobody here gives a shit about your greentext story and poor grammar.

>>6283881
It's copypasta bro.

>>6283855
>>my face when Anon mentions me as much as possible while pretending to report posts

>>6283886
Even worse go back to /v/ then kill yourself.

>>6283895
This thread was actually reported.

>place a revolver to my temple and pull the trigger
>feel a bump on my head
>a flag with the word 'BANG!' comes out of the revolver
Guess I'll have to go to Gensokyo the hard way: at the head of an armored column.

>>6283915
maybe if you jump in front of a train youll get pulled into a gap along with it

>>6283905
You are reported.

>wake up in Balamb Garden
>steal Ragnarok
>fly to Island closest to Heaven
>all draw points are empty

FUCKING SEED

>>6283932
wgas

>>6283931
No trains of that kind where I live.
Actually, no trains at all where I live.

>>6283915

That's fucking schwarbage and you know it. Those things are dangerous!

Junction 100 Ultima to Str, Auto-Haste ability, Summon Doomtrain, Aura, RENZOKUKEN RENZOKUKEN RENZOKUKEN.

Squall am strongest!

>>6283848
GODD-... whatever

>place a revolver to my temple and pull the trigger
>feel a bump on my head
>a flag with the word 'BANG!' comes out of the revolver
>pull the trigger again
>flag pole goes right through my head
>suddenly in front of Shikieiki Yamaxanadu
>she wants to fuck

>>6283983

>cast out of the court of the yama for my irreverance
>forget my hat
>open the door
>get on the floor
>do the mash
>the monster mash
>she still wants to fuck
>just as planned

>wake up in Balamb Garden
...whatever

I got to Towano that way. I even have my computer here.

>appear before the Yama
>she claims to judge humans
>declare war on Gensokyo on the spot
Nobody but Man judges Man.

>>6283848
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>>6283983
>>6283994
>>6284015
>>6284006
You've all been reported.

>>6284015

>>6284019

Reported for frivolous reports. People like you lower the quality of our publication to that of USA Today.

>>6284023
I would not be here if there were no shitposters.

Fuck it. I'm going to report myself.
This thread is just fucked up.

If you can't tell, I'm joking about reporting myself. Reporting this thread.

>>6284030
Reported for not taking the report function seriously.

>>6284035

Reported for not being able to take a joke. I thought it was a pretty good one, too.

>>6284019
>White Ren reported me
...whatever

>>6284041
Who gives a shit, reported.

>>6284048
Reported for spam. You've made this same post over a dozen times in multiple threads. Stop.

Reported for libelous statements against the staff of USA Today.

>>6284065
Who gives a shit.

>>6284015

>>declare war on Gensokyo on the spot

Hold on. You are now a ghost in Higan, and you're declaring war on Gensokyo? Oh, and you're declaring war on the person who literally has your eternal soul in a deathgrip.

YOU'RE SUCH A GENIUS! Enjoy eternal damnation to the realms of the fallen gods who were just as smart as you.

>>6284077
Reported.

>>6284081
Reported.

>>6284078
I'd do the exact same thing.

Filtered reported.

>>6284097
Filtering "reported" does sound like a good idea

>>6284093

Then you're an insolent child who doesn't love the very beings who gave you existence.

Enjoy having your sins burned and eaten out of you until you are once again returned to the cycle of souls to try once more to love your gods.

>>6284097
>>6284106
Rptd.

妖怪よ、よく聞け！今からのこ裁判所を妖怪侵略拠点にさせていただくでア
シ！

>>6284109

I am a self-willed hero, my fate is my own.

>>6284139

Your fate is your own. Your gods gave you that.

It means you have no one to blame but yourself.

>>6284139

Get out of here Lord Nerevar, you don't even know what Japan is.

>>6284109
Come at me bro.

>>6284180
IM GONNA FUCK YOU TIL YOU DIE

>>6284109
Poor that which isn't human and believes itself master of the destiny of Mankind.
It will soon learn to respect us, and to know only Man is Master of Man's Destiny, or it will know why we are the Lords of War, the Kings of Heaven.

>>6283867
That pasta is old and rancid as fuck
Seriously.

>>6284223

Naraka.
Jigoku.
Yomi.
Gehenna.
Tartarus.
Niflheimr.
The Lake of Fire.

These were not made by Man and Man will never rule them.

>>6284280
>Man will never rule them.
That's what you think.

>>6283848
hey op I did thread about going to Gensokyo last night....
But How did you move even to Balamb Garden? Did have chance to choose destination ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T4_ojKfz6c