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Watatsuki no Yorihime !BYmn6QVNCw Wed Oct 13 22:09:05 2010 No.6282633 [DELETED]

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I see that you have shown an interest in our kind despite being an earthling, as well as having a disdain for impure human behavior. If you can achieve a few more qualities considered normal by our standards, I can have you converted into a Lunarian and taken to live out a long and happy life in our homeland. I will need you to do all of the following:

1: Achieve a healthy weight and clean smooth skin, thus making your physical state free of impurities.

2: Free your body of harmful chemical substances. Alcohol is fine in moderation, but tobacco caffeine and marijuana will bind you to the ways of the earth.

3: Begin socializing with those around you and gain their acceptance as a friendly and respectable person.

4: Become gainfully employed in a respectable profession, thus demonstrating discipline and mental ability enough to be a functioning member of society. Alternatively you may serve in your country's military, and at the end of your duties we can have you be an officer in ours.

5: While pursuing these goals, you must remain adherent to your ideals of a clean and uncontaiminated life, and refrain from any impure behavior with your fellow earth humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:11:05 2010 No.6282639 File: 100 KB, 1000x800, 1279150993840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck off you cheating moon skank.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:12:05 2010 No.6282644 Cheating? Give sauce nao. I...... challenge you to back up your claims, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:13:05 2010 No.6282653 No one seriously likes you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:13:05 2010 No.6282654 >>6282644 SSiB She cuts master sparks and eats danmaku. Completely missing the point of spell card battles, especially when she never actually uses any shots of her own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:15:05 2010 No.6282663 File: 103 KB, 600x800, 714b16210a56ddb18232f82d61c5d395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this turn you on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:15:05 2010 No.6282664 Reported for roleplay and shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:16:05 2010 No.6282666 File: 128 KB, 577x459, 1277175699350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GTFO IT IS A GOD-DAMN TRAP theyre really trying to get you to conform towards the current direction of social norms and standards!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:16:05 2010 No.6282667 File: 11 KB, 250x325, 1286960641937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've seen this thread before. I refuse 3 and 4. I hate moon-scum, and the mary-sue sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:17:05 2010 No.6282668 ... Or I can laugh in the face of an extremely weakass race of beings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:18:05 2010 No.6282675 File: 51 KB, 300x300, reaction-toyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282663 J-j-j-just a little bit, it's not like I really want to see more or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:19:05 2010 No.6282686 File: 28 KB, 300x748, 1282086391568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282667 moon scum...? sounds like.... XENOS FILTH AND TRICKERY

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:21:05 2010 No.6282692 >marijuana will bind you to the ways of the earth I'd say the opposite really

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:23:05 2010 No.6282705 >>6282668 The Lunarians are gods among mortals!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:25:05 2010 No.6282719 File: 29 KB, 800x600, peaches.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282663 I mean I'm n-not really interested or anything, but w-what's that about there? I haven't s-seen enough to really form an opinion yet I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:26:05 2010 No.6282722 File: 100 KB, 800x782, 1282881497374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282705

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:27:05 2010 No.6282731 >>6282705 And they got their asses kicked by these morons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:28:05 2010 No.6282741 Guide to becoming a normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:30:05 2010 No.6282751 File: 84 KB, 850x557, reisen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282719 left or right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:31:05 2010 No.6282752 >>6282731 Why did I laugh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:41:05 2010 No.6282800 File: 129 KB, 1024x816, Meanwhile in Heaven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282705 And we are Mankind. We KILLED the Gods that oppressed us.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Oct 13 22:44:35 2010 No.6282812 >Touhou name >avatarfagging >roleplaying >guide to becoming a normalfag Reported.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:47:06 2010 No.6282833 >>6282633 if I become a lunarian, do I get to spank nerds with moonrocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 13 22:48:06 2010 No.6282849 >>6282833 no thats the mooninites, eternal foes of the lunarians. see, the lunarians are the nerds you will spank with moonrocks because once to become a mooninite you do as you please whenever you feel it neccessary.

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