/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love you /jp/~

I would say something good... but really, most people are fucktards. Especially triptards. Seriously, I despise the term 'tripfag', but it sure is fitting with the bulk of the shitposting morons. There are a few gems, though.

But hey, here's something for you, /jp/. I sometimes find your dry and witty sarcastic humour HILARIOUS on occasion.

Fuck you

I rely on you for FOTM VN discussion.

DAI SUKI /jp/

Thread hidden. One less...

You could at least try to pretend like you aren't the one who made this shitty thread, Satorin.

Aikido dose is ready if you don't delete.

>>6274702
Somehow I knew you were gonna be in this thread.

Reported.

/jp/ is really shitty today.

>>6274703
Shit, I just typed verification in wrong, then I posted with my tripcode that I don't use on /jp/ because then I become part of the shitposting crowd. I do apologize.

In those rare threads where the OP posts something that doesn't attract idiots, thanks for having those in depth VN discussions with me. I feel like I'm there with you guys sitting around a coffee table with monocles on.

>>6274716
The only time I post on /jp/ without my trip is when I am trolling myself to get more attention.

Don't worry, I have 150+ posts of spam already filtered, so it won't bother me.

I've noticed that when my life really sucks, when the rent is due and I've got no money for food, I visit /jp/ far more often.

So thanks for being there /jp/

BOOF is a true bro.

Minecraftan, Gunsmithan, NSX Havan bro.

Also Hong is cool. I think Nack also tends to be pretty chill. Haven't really paid attention to the rest to form enough of an opinion on them.

yeah yeah, tripfag dick out of my mouth, whatever.

Nue unrelated.

You guys are fucking faggots and I'm really trying my best to be nice here.

>>6274729
we're there for each other ;_;

>>6274731
BOOF is a shitposter, not as bad as some, but regardless, he tends to not post anything valuable. Hong and NACK are pretty cool though, I agree.

>>6274739
>calls BOOF a shitposter
>likes Nack

>>6274739
boof shitposts are far better than any other trip.
>nack
>good
oh god you gotta be trolling.
Meiling is overrated as fuck, stop sucking his penis.

This is the only one board discussing obscure games I play. I have to filter it a lot too due to how I don't care about anything else.

>>6274739

Boof did host the /jp/ minecraft server, so his sins are commuted.

Oh, also I forgot to mention Pyonta, Yandere, and that whole gang that do the audio stream.

Suigin, you've managed to shitpost long enough to be sort of accepted here. That's the kind of stick-to-it-iveness I admire.

No matter how much I claim to hate you guys and how much you guys claim to hate me, there's still no one I get along with better than you guys.

>>6274743
>>6274745
I just prefer him. I'm not trolling or anything, I've honestly saw NACK contribute more. NACK does tend to post short and witty hurrdurr posts and not contribute, but I don't mind him. BOOF, on the other hand, is a faggot in my books.

>>6274748
so he posts off topic, /v/-shit? did you like his TF2 server as well?

You are all good people.

>>6274759
Minecraft isn't your typical /v/ shit. It's the glue that holds communities together.

The current /jp/ tripfriends are all shit, even suigin has manage to became one of those shitposters.

>>6274748

Contributing one completely irrelevant aspect to /jp/ then shitposting 99% the rest of the time does not make anyone a good tripfag.

>>6274764
It's still first person/3D shit.

>>6274766
>has manage

I don't notice a difference.

Without us tripfriends, /jp/ would be nothing but a spam board.

All good threads are made by tripfriends of this board (myself NOT included since I shit post.)

>>6274771

where you build giant SWR sprites and Kogasa faces.

Trust me man, laying ~8,000 bricks to immortalize your waifu is SO /jp/ related.

>Suigin !fKazami5bE

>>6274791
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god.

Every single good thing to come out of this board was made by anonymous, every single joke, idea, etc.

>>6274808
You keep telling yourself that.

>>6274808
doujin translations and plenty of links/uploads are made by a few tripfags.
you can keep your "funny jokes" invented by Anonymous.
Generalizations are retarded on both sides.

I love /jp/ in general even if I don't get loved back.
Also, BOOF and Arc are pretty cool guys. So are ZUN, Remilia and Meiling.

Suigin is a real nerd though.

I love you /jp/, I want to have hot, passionate sex with you.

>>6274819
yeah, just like you keep telling yourself your blog threads are good.

>>6274791
>Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg Newfriend

Quality tripfriend.
keep the shit threads coming.
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/

>>6274822
And milfeulle is my waifu is also a nerd.

>>6274791
>>6274808
Mayday! Mayday!

>>6274829
>Newfriend

Welcome to /jp/, you must be the newest member of the White Ren army, correct?

>>6274828
Didn't you read that part where I said NOT ME since I shit post?

Kids these days.

>>6274822
>Arc

his posts are probably among the worst 3 people here.

Thanks for not thinking of me as important enough to mention excplicitly as either a shitposter or a good tripfag. It doesn't really matter to me, since I'm more of a lurker than anything else.

And... here comes the obligatory hate.

>>6274791
All good threads are made by tripfriends of this board (myself NOT included since I shit post.)

I think your opinion is skewed quite a bit. Some tripfriends have a particular place, sure, but Anonymous is by far the largest source of content, commentary, and discussion. If everyone was forced anonymous, the only thing we'd really lose is hating on trips. The few trips who contribute well would probably continue to contribute well. Being a trip doesn't give them some magical contribution power boost.

>>6274835
You just say that to avoid being bashed. I still remember your tears when people were complaining or the threads being deleted. Stop trying to be a smartass.

>>6274840
Maybe I haven't seen him post that much then. It's not like I can rate post quality myself.

>>6274761
You too.

Since when "Newfriend" or "Tripfriend" isn't /jp/related?

Check the fucking archive is been said since when, we, /jp/ played Amagami.

>>6274846
Forced anon would be great since I could still be a huge faggot and avatar.

Until I get banned for it that is. Plus, most tripfags here would be easily spotted by their unique posting and quirks. It would be pointless.

>>6274848
Well, I was MAD at one point because of that.

Don't worry, I'll make my come back soon enough.

>>6274855
Cool script, too bad that I am on my 3rd tripcode right now since I started posting on /jp/.

Of course, only a newfag wouldn't know that.

You give the original Satori Komeiji a bad name.

By the way guys, why is this japanese sad?
Clearly there must be a reason.

>>6274869
The script itself is for newfriends who don't know which tripfriends are old (Remilia Scarlet, Hong Meiling, etc).

>>6274748
Ah, now I can die happy

>>6274764
Well that's not fair, only 0.1% of my posts are not in my own thread...

>Come into thread going to say something nice.
>Hidden posts: 32
>Buttangry teenagers being hardcore and edgy on the internet.

Goddamnit, I'm surrounded by tools and idiots. Spoilers: You're not impressing anyone.

>>6274895
How do you know that if the posts are hidden?

>>6274748
Now I can die happy

>>6274767
Well that's not fair, only 0.1% of my
posts are not in my thread

Now that all the hate is gone, its time to flood this thread with love~

>>6274942
Satorin I would've either killed myself or stopped visiting /jp/ if ti weren't for you. Take that however you will.

Little girls everywhere want to be your friend, /jp/.

This thread is proof that Moot was right in deleting /jp/

>>6274942
No it's not. This thread was dying nicely and then you come here and bump it to openly invite everyone to shit here again. Fuck you, that's why you are such a shitposter go hang yourself for fuck sake.

>>6274949
Ah~ Thanks~

>>6274952
>deleting /jp/
I wish

>>6274955
I feel bad I never showed up for a /jp/meetup and now it's too late.
Don't let anyone shit on your resolve. Your're appreciated.

>>6274965

He did once.

/jp/ fags just invaded /a/ and he was forced to bring it back.

It was like if /b/ went down and /b/ invaded a board, but with touhou and VNs.

Stop samefagging, satorin. Thanks.

Hey post your pics again Satorin.

>>6274971
proof that /jp/ = /b/

>>6274954
Although I don't think I will hang myself, if you would like to do it for me, just look up my address in the archive.

I hope to see you soon, so my love will purify you from all you hatred.

Get out of here stalkers.

/jp/ is definitely the worst board on 4chan. Too much bickering over what is "/jp/-related".

Shit tier:
Satori Komeiji, Anonymous, Marisa Kirisame, currybutt, Shikieiki, Sudo, Anonymous, <touhou name>, Magical faggot, Scandaroon, deleted, thoughtless celestial, Anonymous, Bern, Nack.

Don't let the hate stop you, a lot of us love you Satorin!

>>6275012
that's what happens when moot don't give it a good definition and leave it up to the userbase.

>>6275014
>thoughtless celestial

What happened to that guy anyway?

>>6274965
Never gonna happen, it was bad enogh on /a/ when /jp/ was down for that little bit of time.

>>6274966
Thank you~

>>6274972
Sorry, but this is not the thread I am samefagging.

>>6274977
I don't want to be banned for it though....irony etc.

>>6274982
Satorin Defense Force

>>6275024
Official name change noted. You have fans everywhere man keep up the good work.

>>6275012

HAHAHAHA.

You have NEVER been to /m/ have you?

The board is in a constant civil war over what is "not /m/"

>Satorin tripfag

>Complains about threads
>Is one of the fuels for such threads
>Insists on contirbuting to the creation of such threads
>Complain about it again

My, my. What can I say and you better not complain about the greentext. I don't give a shit about pissing in a sea of piss (this thread)

>>6275037
Are we really doing this? The IRC is down I'd hate to get left behind, sir.

>>6275049
>>6275037
Well, its time for me to leave /jp/ now.

This is even worse than /sp/ or /b/ shit right now.

>>6275049
Only if we get the endorsement for it.

Awaiting confirmation then.
>>6275055
Problem you?

/jp/ is REAL AWESOME today.

>>6275071
Problem.

>>6275060
Understood.

>>6275082
>>6275071
>>6275060
I'm glad to see there are others on /jp/ willing to help protect and spread the love around.

Thank you so much for your support.

Never a problem, you make life all the sweeter, keep reaching out to those who need it.

Hear that? Name change is in effect, but it's dangerous for us all to be in the same place like this. I'll have the IRC up tonight.

The mod need to permaban everyone in this thread.

ASAP

Ready and willing, then.
>>6275101
Keep up the hard work it really touches more people than you'd think.

.>>6275080
Hurr feeling and buttdevastated.


>>6275101

Gotta we'll spread the love!

>>6275115
People getting banned? In /jp?

Gahahahaha. Even if they become the target of the mythical BAN they just need to reset their connection and post as anynomous complaining about it, or even being shameless and keep posting normally. Also, bans do not last forever and that's a huge problem, they just get banned for a certain time and come back later on, thus, completing the sickle of shitposting.

What's up with all the circlejerking?

Satorin happens to be one of my favorite people on this site. You should show some respect.

>>6275135
People love "love" that's why.

It even chased all the haters out of this thread.


Though, I wish we had a cuter name than Satorin Defense Force, though it will do for now.

>>6275139
Just give the word, and we'll set up whatever you come up with. Give a yell one of us should always be lurking somewhere.

>>6275139
Shut the fuck up retard.

I don't know what's worse, your crap or anime screencap spam. I really don't!

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

>>6275139
How about "The Sisterhood of Komeiji"? Sounds good?

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

Stock up ladies, this is good shit.

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

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This will filter 95% of the spammers spam, and only 5% of normal posts (if you leave it on that is)

>>6275161
You might be on to something.

If this thread get too bad, I'll meet you all in the ghost board.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

Fuck yeah, Aikido!

>>6275190
I'll follow and spam like a retard on the ghost board as well until you crawl back to IRC and stop plaguing us with your faggotry.

/jp/ loves me

>>6275203
Just giving us more ammo for legitimate shit threads, guy.

>>6275190
I prefer doing my normal spam routine but fine, whatever.

I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.

>>6275203
You must really be tsun for me if you would spam on the ghost board.

My filter works there too btw.

How about you show you dere side and I will let you join my group?