/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Panzer division without self-propelled artillery.

>>6271993
I see what you did there

QUALITY THREAD

she's in awe at the size

>>6272009
I'm sure you did.

Chest full of medals.

Anyone would be surprised, even Kanako.

Wallet?

>>6272094
your waifu sees your saifu? are you a fucking poet or something?

When I was 15 my older brother pulled my swim trunks down when he was throwing a pool bash/party at our house when our parents were out of town. He was 19 at the time and I was literally dragged into his party mess. My brother, being the more good looking and muscular one out of us, had quite a few females and some of his.....(goddammit) bros over. I was of course a skinny little non-threatening looking guy, that alone earned some snickers when he dragged me out there and I took off my shirt.

To the point, he walked up behind me and yanked my trousers down and well, the laughter would not be contained. Too bad it also spread around the school as well.

Thanks brother. Thanks for letting me receive the, "sup little dick!" comments from girls.

>>6272143
Sup teeny weeny

>>6272143
You might as well remove yourself from society then if your penis is small. You, as a man, have nothing to offer a woman because of your little penis. Women love a nice, big, strong, thick penis. It's just more manlier and appealing to look at.

Sorry bro, guess Mother Nature hates you.

>>6272171
I've heard it all by now.

>>6272143
When he was 19? I mean, really.
Your brother sounds like a fine candidate for sterilisation.

>>6272209
We don't talk much anymore.

>>6272209
dropping a brick on his crotch as he sleeps is a good way

It's funny because I cannot even enjoy fapping anymore because I'm always thinking about this unmanly little penis I have and that even 2D would make fun of it.

Needless to say it does not make appearances anymore.

>>6272460
How tiny are we talking here

>>6272294
I have a brother like that. Same deal, he was the athletic one with squealing fan-girls too. He didn't de-pants me, but he did regularly steal from family members to subsidise his drugs habit.
I always hoped he'd stagger in front of a truck in a daze, but he never did.

>>6272460

2D would NOT laugh at you, bro. Also, women that place that much importance on dick size are obvious whores so who gives a shit?

>>6272484
I don't know man. In this one nukige I played, the protagonist visited a whore house, and once all the sluts saw his massive dick, they said they wouldn't need anyone else.

>>6272503

Because they're sluts.

Look, I'm not saying it means nothing but it shouldn't prevent you from fapping. That's just terrible. Your brother is a fucking asshole.

>>6272460
Just become a masochist, then having a small dick becomes a kink!

>>6272143
Wow, really? They've never heard of a "grower"?

>A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in) (measured by staff).[5] The purpose of the study was to “provide guidelines of penile length and circumference to assist in counseling patients considering penile augmentation.” Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54). It was concluded: “Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length.”

> “Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length.”

Science don't lie.

>>6272469
5 1/2 and THIN.

guys put too much importance on the size of their dicks
girls that do are whores and shouldnt be bothered with

not how big it is that matters its what you do with it that does

More like her reaction to your confession.

>>6272547
Keep telling yerself that.

>Pic related my waifu sees my

>>6272545
Ha ha, what? 5 1/2 is above average. I've even got a smaller dick than that.

>>6272547

>girls that do are size queens

Like Aya Shameimaru, for example. I could prove a point and dump my load of Large Penis + Aya images here, but I'm lazy.

>>6272568
Maybe it's like a pencil.

>>6272575

>Large Penis + Aya image

...?

>>6272545
That's on the smaller size of normal, but not 'tiny dick'

>>6272177
>>6272171
lol you guys are asses

Long and thin and covered in skin like an ant eaters tongue.

>>6272598

Let it begin. LET IT BEGIN!

>>6272605

>>6272597
What? No it isn't. US average is around 5 inches. Its above that.

I mean, unless the diameter is less than an inch or something I don't think you could qualify that as small in any sense.

>>6272624

>What? No it isn't. US average is around 5 inches. Its above that.

Actually, 6.24 inches is the US average.

World average is 6.09 inches.

>>6272534
> (5.08 in) (measured by staff).[5]

SPOILERS: everyone on the staff was fucking ugly.

I'm more bummed about it being too thin. I'd rather have a thick penis than a thin one like I've got now.

But then again I also know, ♪You can't always get what you want♫

>>6272704

I'm build like a girl for my height but my penis is strangely above average. Not as if I'll ever use it outside of fapping though.

>>6272733
You never know, until last week i thought that way too =D

8 inches erect.

Not even black.