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Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 19:59:54 No.6259292 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Touhous /jp/ can beat in a fist fight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:00:54 No.6259301 File: 50 KB, 246x362, you're pretty gutsy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259292

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:03:54 No.6259317 File: 377 KB, 1200x950, 9530439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You cannot beat Akyun, because I will protect her! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:04:54 No.6259319 Patchy, and probably reisen because she has no confidence, damn you eirin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:06:54 No.6259329 >>6259319 Reisen or Udonge? I don't think you could beat the latter after looking into her eyes. She'd make you punch yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:08:54 No.6259333 >>6259319 >reisen because she has no confidence, damn you eirin Derp. Anyone who would actually mean harm to Reisen would be instantly affected by her eyes to remain paralyzed with their own horror while she runs.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:11:54 No.6259348 File: 275 KB, 800x600, 1268469655160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259317

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:11:54 No.6259349 File: 8 KB, 300x300, brofist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259319 >>6259329 Just with your fists, no hax allow. Also, if i remember correctly, reisen ll is fast as hell

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:14:54 No.6259357 >>6259349 Have you forgotten that Youkai are many times stronger than humans? And I think it's the same for Lunarians. Being a former soldier Reisen knows how to defend herself. The same for Reisen II

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:16:54 No.6259364 Yukari

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:19:54 No.6259376 Why would you want to fist-fight any of them? Just enjoy the tea.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:19:54 No.6259377 >>6259357 >former soldier damnit i forgot this, sorry reisen ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:22:54 No.6259387 That's a touhou that can be beaten in a fist fight. But I don't think /jp/ could do it.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:24:54 No.6259398 File: 106 KB, 306x323, 1286458760684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I AM THE BEST!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:26:54 No.6259402 >>6259319 >>6259333 I think we should all team up to beat eirin and free udomge

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:27:54 No.6259408 >>6259377 Not only that, Reisen can endure inhuman levels of punishment. She won't even bat an eye at your puny human fists.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:30:54 No.6259423 >>6259402 I'm up for that. I don't care about getting hurt if it's for the sake of my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:36:54 No.6259444 >>6259423 Our numbers are enough to form a squad, at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:36:54 No.6259445 >>6259402 >>6259423 You have my axe

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:38:54 No.6259452 >>6259348 Yet again... The only right answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:40:54 No.6259458 File: 125 KB, 480x800, 10149ced104451969f689b161d583654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] China

Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:44:54 No.6259472
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I could just point behind her and say "look! an exposed asshole!" take her hat off and trip her, causing her to lose the water that kappas rely on for their source of power.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:46:54 No.6259480 >>6259402 >>6259423 >>6259444 >>6259445 You have my sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:51:54 No.6259501 >>6259458 But shes a youkai too

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 20:54:54 No.6259510 File: 107 KB, 600x600, 1284422075059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259472 There's no water under this hat sir, I checked

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:04:54 No.6259562 >>6259510 But...she's a kappa. If there's no water under her hat, then I'll just have to squeeze her stomach til she pisses out her source of powa.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:06:54 No.6259566 File: 240 KB, 637x800, 31489080b4aca75d4e7980ecd97744ec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259402 >>6259423 >>6259444 >>6259445 >>6259480 Fuck you, udonge loves her master

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:07:54 No.6259570 File: 217 KB, 850x1063, sample-b8017f3938b5ec2d4020796b7c109488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259562 yeah good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:11:54 No.6259587 >>6259566 that's Keine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:15:54 No.6259610 >>6259566 No KANE no!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:19:52 No.6259610,1 All of them, because they're wimmenz therefore they ought to know their place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:19:54 No.6259642 >>6259570 She can't get me with missiles or danmaku if I'm in close range. I could just challenge her to a sumo match which I hear kappas love and probably wouldn't turn down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:21:54 No.6259650 Tewi

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:22:54 No.6259658 File: 84 KB, 1000x1000, c903d9087a3785e858ebe4d549ffe7a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:22:54 No.6259661 File: 162 KB, 790x1000, 49785fe724cdb27c80d63b977c5b0354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259642 and thus mecha sumo wrestling was born

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:24:54 No.6259680 >>6259661 I don't even want my shirikodama anywhere near those mecha hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:26:54 No.6259696 Patchy.

MOEkoto !UvrwNV8TRw Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:36:54 No.6259758

>>6259292
She could beat ya'll in the time it takes for you to blink. No really, she's faster than the human eye can track (first chapter when Reimu finds here she runs the fuck away), she has more stamina (She ran 143 km as a warm up in Inaba) and has some military training (She's in the army) plus she has a rifle (in the army again). She'd wreck any /jp/ anon that isn't physically fit or in the army.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:41:54 No.6259784

>>6259292
Nobody in /jp/ could beat anybody in Gensokyo apart from the sick, elderly or women. You can't beat anybody in the real world where obesity, lack of physical activity has made the population soft so what makes you think you can beat anybody in gensokyo? I'm not even talking durrhurr magic. The men work on the farm all day long with their hands and rudimentary tools. They have more stamina and more strength just from waking up at dawn and working on the farm till dusk. You on the other hand wake up in the morning, sit at your PC all day and then go to sleep. They don't even need magical girls, just boys your own age.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:41:54 No.6259791 >>6259402 >>6259423 >>6259444 >>6259445 >>6259480 stupid earthlings

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:44:54 No.6259807 File: 931 KB, 1000x1000, c4bbd63b2d4639dc56a87ce9b4d5acd2549537de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread reminds me of the CYOA where we cut off Sakuya's leg after a fist fight and (almost) fucked her in her leg-hole.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 21:47:54 No.6259827 >>6259807 I remember that, kinda. What happened to it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 22:01:54 No.6259905 I'd take Kane's school midboos: Akyuu finalboss: KANE (human form of course)

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat, Oct 9, 2010 22:03:54 No.6259917 >>6259784 >Nobody in /jp/ could beat anybody in Gensokyo apart from the sick, elderly or women. Pish-tosh, my good sir. ZUN!Bar, BOOF, and of course myself are regular gym visitors. We could make the girls of Gensokyo cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 22:08:54 No.6259927 Autism sign #32: Constant repetition and insisting on sameness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 9, 2010 22:09:54 No.6259931 File: 54 KB, 350x350, yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6259917 pfft...those muscles are just for showing and attract females/males, no for battles The outside world is full of whores after all~

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat, Oct 9, 2010 22:13:54 No.6259941 >>6259931 say that to my face not in gensokyo and see what happens

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