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ITT: Touhous /jp/ can beat in a fist fight

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>>6259292

>> No.6259317
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You cannot beat Akyun, because I will protect her! ;_;

>> No.6259319

Patchy, and probably reisen because she has no confidence, damn you eirin

>> No.6259329

>>6259319
Reisen or Udonge? I don't think you could beat the latter after looking into her eyes. She'd make you punch yourself.

>> No.6259333

>>6259319
>reisen because she has no confidence, damn you eirin

Derp.

Anyone who would actually mean harm to Reisen would be instantly affected by her eyes to remain paralyzed with their own horror while she runs.

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>>6259319
>>6259329
Just with your fists, no hax allow. Also, if i remember correctly, reisen ll is fast as hell

>> No.6259357

>>6259349
Have you forgotten that Youkai are many times stronger than humans? And I think it's the same for Lunarians.

Being a former soldier Reisen knows how to defend herself. The same for Reisen II

>> No.6259364

Yukari

>> No.6259376

Why would you want to fist-fight any of them? Just enjoy the tea.

>> No.6259377

>>6259357
>former soldier
damnit i forgot this, sorry reisen ;_;

>> No.6259387

That's a touhou that can be beaten in a fist fight. But I don't think /jp/ could do it.

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I AM THE BEST!

>> No.6259402

>>6259319
>>6259333
I think we should all team up to beat eirin and free udomge

>> No.6259408

>>6259377
Not only that, Reisen can endure inhuman levels of punishment. She won't even bat an eye at your puny human fists.

>> No.6259423

>>6259402
I'm up for that. I don't care about getting hurt if it's for the sake of my waifu.

>> No.6259444

>>6259423
Our numbers are enough to form a squad, at least.

>> No.6259445

>>6259402
>>6259423
You have my axe

>> No.6259452

>>6259348
Yet again...
The only right answer.

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China

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I could just point behind her and say "look! an exposed asshole!" take her hat off and trip her, causing her to lose the water that kappas rely on for their source of power.

>> No.6259480

>>6259402
>>6259423
>>6259444
>>6259445
You have my sword.

>> No.6259501

>>6259458
But shes a youkai too

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>>6259472
There's no water under this hat sir, I checked

>> No.6259562

>>6259510
But...she's a kappa. If there's no water under her hat, then I'll just have to squeeze her stomach til she pisses out her source of powa.

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>>6259402
>>6259423
>>6259444
>>6259445
>>6259480
Fuck you, udonge loves her master

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>>6259562
yeah good luck with that

>> No.6259587

>>6259566
that's Keine.

>> No.6259610

>>6259566
No KANE no!

>> No.6259610,1 [INTERNAL] 

All of them, because they're wimmenz therefore they ought to know their place.

>> No.6259642

>>6259570
She can't get me with missiles or danmaku if I'm in close range. I could just challenge her to a sumo match which I hear kappas love and probably wouldn't turn down.

>> No.6259650

Tewi

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>>6259642
and thus mecha sumo wrestling was born

>> No.6259680

>>6259661
I don't even want my shirikodama anywhere near those mecha hands.

>> No.6259696

Patchy.

>> No.6259758

>>6259292
She could beat ya'll in the time it takes for you to blink. No really, she's faster than the human eye can track (first chapter when Reimu finds here she runs the fuck away), she has more stamina (She ran 143 km as a warm up in Inaba) and has some military training (She's in the army) plus she has a rifle (in the army again). She'd wreck any /jp/ anon that isn't physically fit or in the army.

>> No.6259784

>>6259292
Nobody in /jp/ could beat anybody in Gensokyo apart from the sick, elderly or women. You can't beat anybody in the real world where obesity, lack of physical activity has made the population soft so what makes you think you can beat anybody in gensokyo? I'm not even talking durrhurr magic. The men work on the farm all day long with their hands and rudimentary tools. They have more stamina and more strength just from waking up at dawn and working on the farm till dusk. You on the other hand wake up in the morning, sit at your PC all day and then go to sleep. They don't even need magical girls, just boys your own age.

>> No.6259791

>>6259402
>>6259423
>>6259444
>>6259445
>>6259480
stupid earthlings

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This thread reminds me of the CYOA where we cut off Sakuya's leg after a fist fight and (almost) fucked her in her leg-hole.

>> No.6259827

>>6259807
I remember that, kinda.
What happened to it?

>> No.6259905

I'd take Kane's school
midboos: Akyuu
finalboss: KANE (human form of course)

>> No.6259917

>>6259784

>Nobody in /jp/ could beat anybody in Gensokyo apart from the sick, elderly or women.

Pish-tosh, my good sir.

ZUN!Bar, BOOF, and of course myself are regular gym visitors. We could make the girls of Gensokyo cry.

>> No.6259927

Autism sign #32: Constant repetition and insisting on sameness.

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>>6259917
pfft...those muscles are just for showing and attract females/males, no for battles

The outside world is full of whores after all~

>> No.6259941

>>6259931

say that to my face not in gensokyo and see what happens

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