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6254935 No.6254935 [Reply] [Original]

Hey there, Otaku Culture people. I need some advice, and I figure this is the best place to ask on 4chan.

Fleshlight or Tenga Flip Hole? Alternative, something else? I want a nice little pussy to spend some time with.

>> No.6254945
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6254945

Bump

>> No.6254943

Just visit the local kindergarten and grab the first child you like. Saves time and money.

>> No.6254951

>>6254943
I would, but I don't go outside. It'd be great if I could order a little girl online...

>> No.6254955

>>6254943
>>6254951

ITT: Things you shouldn't even joke about.

>> No.6254967

>>6254955
Those do not exist.

>> No.6254975

If you've got a 6" penis or longer, get the Fleshlight.

>> No.6254977

>>6254967
Unwise words. They exist for those of us who wouldn't appreciate jail time. Or for those of us who don't want to be murdered by ignorant people, or people who can't take jokes.

>> No.6254984
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6254984

Come on, /jp/. I know some of you have these toys. I need advice.

>> No.6254986

>>6254977
For those of us who talk with real people in person, yes.

>> No.6254992

>>6254977
If you can't take a joke you might as well just kill yourself.
Humor is the very bare minimum happiness in that world that even Jews in Nazi prison camps could find joy in.

>> No.6254993

>>6254977
You won't be jailed for a joke on the internet, unless you live in some sort of totalitarian police state. Won't be killed either. Now chill.

>> No.6254995

>>6254975
There are 8" Tenga.

>> No.6254994

>>6254955
Not to mention kindergarteners are way too young. 7 is my limit.

>> No.6255011

Keep believing that then. The point isn't that I can't take a joke, but that some of you are too easygoing just because you think you're Mr. anonymous on the Internet. Do whatever you want though. What happens to you isn't my concern.

>> No.6255012

>>6254994
Grade student it is, then.

>> No.6255019

>>6255011
You've just bought into the fear they want you to feel.

>> No.6255021

the abortion clinic is good for a more natural astroglide, just to let you know

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>>6255011

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>> No.6255035

>>6255019
It pays to be cautious friend. Even if it may seem unwarranted.

>> No.6255040

>>6255035
There's a difference between paranoia and healthy caution. If we're busy monitoring our words constantly life might tend to suck.

>> No.6255041

>>6255035
You are not cautious though. You are paranoid.

>> No.6255045

>>6255035

It pays to be cautious, it doesn't pay to be superstitious.

>> No.6255058

>>6255040
>>6255041

Point taken.

>> No.6255114

Bump

worthless fucks

>> No.6255129

go the fuck and order a motherfucking tenga, fuck.

>> No.6255133

flesh:

disgusting
difficult to clean
bad isolation causes it to make farting noises when you fuck it
looks stupid

>> No.6255143

Get the onahole that looks most appealing to you. I did and I was not disappointed. I love cumming inside of my onahole after I've warmed it up. There is nothing better.

>> No.6255146
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6255146

Loli-sized onaholes.

>> No.6255147

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/

What.

>> No.6255152

>>6255146
I want to order a loli-sized onahole but I'm almost sure I would rip it.

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6255160

You ever fuck a dragon, OP?

>> No.6255175

I like my fleshlight.
I feels good.

I am considering to get a mini maid ultra slim one just for the lulz of it.
I use the standart at the moment.

Is this a good idea or may it be too tight?

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6255200

This works fine for me.

>> No.6255220

>>6255152
If you've got a lot of girth, you might. I've got 5" girth, so I'd probably wreck the loli sized ones.

>> No.6255226

>>6255220
Yeah, I would rip a loli-sized one in that case.

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