/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Right! No, left! No... I... can I get both?

neither

>>6236772
Neither of them is flat enough,

Right, only if she keeps her socks on.

Neither.

left

>>6236783

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>>6236805

>Suwako's boobs
I'm no expert, but I think there's something wrong with them.

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>>6236807
Looks like the lyoung lady is going to need a new pair of underwear at this rate..

right. left looks great, but the ice-cold water would likely kill my boner.

Hello group, my name is anonymous and I'm.....I'm....I'm a pettophile....

Left and right, together. Me watching warmly.

>>6236848
But Cirno is a fairy not a petgirl.
Unless you keep fairies as pets.
Either way, welcome to the pettophile club.

>>6236868
Oh I was referring to the addiction of wanting to indulge oneself in heavy, non-sexual, consensual petting of cute little girls.

>>6236910
Non-consensual is fine too. You know, when they're tsundere for headpatting.

The right.

And I'd make the left get dressed like a proper young lady. I didn't raise her to be a slut.

>>6236964
You didn't raise her at all, not-Dad!

>>6236981
You're just jealous that you don't have a beloved tomboyish daughter of your own.

Man, nothing gets me hard like the thought of sticking my penis into ice cold water.

>>6237075

Wait, what?

How...how does that even work?

>>6237079
Thoughts are not actions.

>>6237079
You've never fapped in a cold bath? Feels great.

Neither is my waifu, denied.

>>6237079
He's talking about having sex with Cirno.
Also he might be using sarcasm.
Since I can't tell, I'll take the safe route and slap his shit if I meet him in real life since I won't take anyone talking about my daughter like that.

Left is my daughter, right is my god. In both cases I'd prefer they put some goddamn clothes on.

>>6237098
No, the left is MY daughter.

>>6237100
Of course. She's EVERYONE'S beloved tomboyish daughter. I would trust every single one of you with her life.

>>6237108
I... I won't let you down, Anonymous!!

>>6237108
>I would trust every single one of you with her life.
You know we have sadistic lolicons on this board right?

>>6237117
Yes, but such scum do not count as people.

>>6237108 I would trust every single one of you with her life.
Thanks.

>>6237135
Too lewd.

y hello thar

naked lady

>>6236776
You chose Rapture, huh

>>6237108


Three Anonymous and a little baby Cirno

Three manchildren, overweight currencytrading basementdweller /jp/-kun, the crossdressing yaoi-loving aspiring mangaka /a/-san and homophobic alcoholic "professional" gamer /v/ are due to economic reasons grudgingly forced to share an apartment in somewheretown. One day a freezer is found outside their door, inside is a little bluehaired baby girl.
The three decide to look after the baby while searching for the mother, and slowly discover the joy and difficulties parenthood offer.
How will this child change the ronery lifestyle of these previously confirmed bachelors-for-life? Find out in this heart-warming story about love and wholesome family values this winter in cinemas everywhere!

(Rated T for Teens)

>>6237260
Is this based on an actual movie?

Right is used goods and left is stupid as shit.

Probably neither.

>>6237269
yes

>>6236772

There is already a Dakimakura thread.

suwacko 4 life

>>6237260
>Rated T
What. I won't stand for this, a Cirno movie should be E for Everyone!

left, because i hate blonde hair color.

>>6237389
Hair color preference has always seemed like the most arbitrary thing to me. Even skin color would be a better reason to hate.

left

>>6237431
well, for me it's always like that.

i just like the characters with hair on the blue color spectrum more than the yellow/red ones. don't care about green.

but as for skin color, i only like white.

Suwa is much cuter,so a definite pick

>>6237431
Breast size preference is just as nonsensical.

>>6237458
No, that's functional. You can do different things with different size breasts. Color doesn't differ in functionality at all.

>>6237462
You can only do something with large breasts. A preference for DFC is completely illogical, if your only criterium is functionality. Naturally, that isn't the case for anyone.

>>6237462
True.Plus,hair color can be changed as easy as a shirt,but changing breast size doesn't make them as natural as you'd want them to be...That's the reason for hating every single woman that uses bra to make them seem larger.

>>6237472
No, they're still erogenous whether they're large or not.

>>6237484
That's not the point, retard, because that isn't different between sizes.

>>6237472
A preference for DFC could probably be called a preference/fetish,since they don't have a use during sex.

That said,large breasts are a fetish as well,but rather impractical if you are not a fan.

Just pray that you'll pick a flat board and not a cow tonight anon.

>>6237488
But they feel completely different. Hair is the same no matter what color it is. That's the point.

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>>6237490

>arguing about needless subjects

>>6237499
>ignoring the reason the internet was made

>>6237496
Fine, but your preference does not stem from how they feel, since you have no experience with how they feel in the first place.

>>6237501
Right. Porn is usually in black and white, too.

>>6237499
Needless?They're called preferences,and they play an important role in constructing your personality.But why am I even answering,you're probably the type of guy that'd even fuck a goat.Pitiful.

>>6237506
Isn't noob64 the new handle of our beloved 'Thoughtless Celestial' aka 'shitposter'?

>>6237499
who are you?

>>6237516
are you my mother?

>>6236772
Both at the same time and without their permission.

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>>6236776
The bellybutton is off... It's disturbing me...

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