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>> No.6236507

I don't care if doesn't work that way. It should work that way.

>> No.6236519

You will never penetrate your womb.

>> No.6236527

>>6236507
Vagina should be 20-25cm long?

>> No.6236528

>>6236519

But will I kiss it with my penis?

>> No.6236560

Why do they look different?

>> No.6236582

>>6236560
No uterine extremity, unless those small bumps are meant to be that. Those girls better enjoy their uterine necks flopping around their innards.

Though I suppose that'd be incredibly arousing, with them acting normal one moment and dripping wet and moaning the other since their uterus twists as they walk. In reality it'd be painful at best, but fuck reality.

>> No.6236612

I remember reading on a futanari [whatever it's supposed to be called] that the vagina of a futa is large enough for them to fit their dicks inside, or something like that.
I can't remember which one it was, though. Probably Futabu something.

>> No.6236616

Futa Club 5

>> No.6236622
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>>6236491
dem tatoos.

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>>6236560
Perhaps one has a built up lining, ready for pregnancy, and the other just got done shedding its lining, and her period just ended.

Also, the uterus is not in a straight line up like that.

Its more of a 90 degree angle to the vagina, pointing toward the stomach area.

Also, having the cervix forced open is unimaginably painful.

>> No.6236640

>>6236635
>Also, having the cervix forced open is unimaginably painful.
But it feels good, right?

>> No.6236642

>>6236640
No, but many women have reported having amazing orgasms during child birth.
But that is unrelated to the cervix.

>> No.6236645

>>6236642
I guess that's what they call...
The joy of childbirth.

>> No.6236654

>>6236645
Hate you and all your fucking puns

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>>6236635
because it's tricky to draw a womb in its correct position when the subject is facing up front, much more for an anatomically-correct one.

>> No.6236659

>>6236642
Pain, pleasure, and a bowl movement all at once.
It makes me feel dirty thinking I was brought into this world that way.

>> No.6236682

>>6236659
makes me feel good that my mom had a C-section

>> No.6236684

>>6236682
She robbed your only chance to ever touch a vagina.

>> No.6236690

>>6236684
I touched me aunt's vagina once by accident

she twisted my nipples in return

>> No.6236692

>>6236682
The doctors had to cut your mom's cunt up and pull you out because your head was too large, I wouldn't feel too good about that.

>> No.6236693

>>6236690
You sure you got her vagina and not just the labia?

If your fingers didnt come out wet, you never touched the vagina.

>> No.6236696

>>6236642
>No, but many women have reported having amazing orgasms during child birth.
W-What...!?

So my mom was actually screaming from orgasm instead of pain when she pushed me out, huh.

>> No.6236701

>>6236696
I'd say 99% of women feel only incredible pain, due to stress, the environment, the mindset, the drugs.

The only way to have an orgasmic birth is if you are relaxed, comfortable, and you are happy with what is about to happen, not scared shitless of the pain.

Those natural water birth at home types are the ones who get these most often.

>> No.6236703

>>6236582
If their uterus is flopping about, won't they be incredibly hysteric?

>> No.6236738

>>6236703
Only if you subscribe to the old belief that the uterus is literally a magical toad jumping around in your belly.

There's even a tale where some Roman Emperor (or it might've been Julius Ceasar, not sure. ) tries to become a girl by swallowing a frog and gets pregnant.

>> No.6236763

>>6236738
You mean you don't subscribe to the teachings of Hippocrates?

>> No.6236884

>orgasm when giving child birth
means your mom is a giant whore.

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