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>going to get ADHD diagnosis in 3-4 days
>going to get stimulants
>got Heisig 1and 2
>going to humiliate all the weeaboos in Jap 1001

>> No.6230172

>baby's first troll

>> No.6230178

1. you sure they arent going to give you straterra?
2. use kanji.koohii.com/ while going through heisig 1
3. heisig 2 -> lol

>> No.6230180

Introduction Japanese classes are enough of a joke as it is.

>> No.6230181

>>6230178

1. I'm going with my mom and I am going to try and explain just how fast paced a real college is is, and that I don't have time to be dicking around waiting on meds to do their shit for a month.

>> No.6230183

>>6230180

how would you say...I am sixteen years old?

>> No.6230187

Remember: you only got about a couple of hours after you take a pill; they're out of your system in a swoosh~.

>> No.6230189

>>6230183
My teacher was surprised we didn't have a single teenager in our class. She says that normally there's one young student, as young as 13-15.

>> No.6230194

>>6230189

>overyourhead.jpeg

>> No.6230195

>>6230194
Reported.

>> No.6230204

>>6230195
>>6230180

same person got assowned lol...

>> No.6230205
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6230205

pic related
its what i got after my adhd diagnosis

>> No.6230216

Don't let them stick you with that lame XR shit.

Regular Adderall is fun times, no lie. Almost euphoric.

>> No.6230218

>>6230189
in case you didnt get it, he he referring to the fact that is would be written,watashi wa juurokusai desu.
but in speech is pronounced atashi wa juuroksai des.

>> No.6230219

>>6230195
butt devastated

>> No.6230230

>>6230218
That is not a joke, nor is it funny at all.

>> No.6230236

>>6230230

it wasnt meant to be, it was just pointing out how stupid the pompous "self-taught" fags really are.

>> No.6230269

>>6230205
Are those the white pills? If so, they're shit tier. Get the blue ones instead.

>> No.6230273

Can't comment on RtK 2 since my strategy is just to read stuff with furigana (e.g. Yotsuba&!), but RtK 1... yeah that will be ridiculous. I mean, all that I've ever heard about ADHD drugs is that they're good for keeping yourself on task for monotonous stuff, which is exactly what this is. Should be awesome! I hope you're for reals ADHD though, because I really can't believe using ADHD drugs just for the boost in focus is a good idea. Good luck, and ignore all of Heisig's idiotic stories and keywords. Substitute Touhou for EVERYTHING.

>> No.6230275

Vyvanse pretty much ruined my entire life with its side-effects. Good luck if that's what your going to use OP.

>> No.6230284

the blue ones almost killed me when I was a kid.

>> No.6230285
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6230285

RETARDS ON SPEED

RETARDS ON SPEED

RETARDS ON SPEED

WHEE

Ah, the constantly growing class of ADD people with felony criminal records! You shits are the most stupid, horrible fucking people ever. You might as well all wear signs on your backs saying "arrest me!"

Oh and you WILL still flunk, medicine can't make you smarter, just (maybe, sort of) easier to control until you inevitably abuse it or otherwise fuck up taking it.

>> No.6230287

>>6230218
atashi is the feminine version of watashi. If you're a guy who says atashi people are going to laugh at you. If that's your thing, consider putting wa at the end of your sentences.

>> No.6230288

>>6230285

Yeah.

Why is this even being posted on /jp/?

>> No.6230294

>>6230285
What does make you smarter though, is calcium. Calcium and dextromethorphan.
not shitting you man

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>>6230285
>>6230288
SPEED
SPEEEEEEED
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
/jp/ AND AMPHETAMINES GO HAND IN HAND

>> No.6230313

>>6230285
It gives you better concentration for a short while, should only be utilized on exams and in intense cramming. Still, even if it scores you a spot in the university or win you a job, you'll still be as useless as ever in everyday life.

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