/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Didn't you get the memo? Cut that shit out.

I love you too. In the gayest possible way.

Thanks. I love you too, man.

I wish I could hate you enough to kill you.
I wish my hate would crush your skull with so much force that your grey matter would soar out of your head and crack your monitor before dripping onto your desk in a gooey, bloody dribble.
I wish my hate would squeeze your chest so hard that every bone in your ribcage would puncture your lung and come out through your back.
I wish my hate could cause blood to gush out of every pore in your body, until you are nothing but a shriveled, pale, bloodless corpse.

we don't

>>6229499
That doesn't sound very friendly...

I'll always have your back, Satorin.

My condolences Satori. You're a good friend.

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>6229509
>>6229499
Ah, I see now, hew "hate spam" to get my threads with.

Can't you just use all the akido spam and stuff, I already have 150+ posts of that pre-filtered.

>>6229488
>>6229494
>>6229507
>>6229506
Thanks for the love~

>>6229509
is your anger so great that you would forsake gensokyo for this bullshit?
Fine. More for me.

>>6229509
I would pay you to make this into an RPG.

>>6229507

Jesus Christ just fuck off already.

>>6229509

I would like to impregnate you Satorin.

Stop asking how my day is, Satori.

You already fucking know.
I mean damn.

>>6229523
>>6229509

>>6229548

No one likes you.
No one thinks your funny.
Just go away, you underaged autistic retard.

>>6229535
But I already told you my powers don't work over the internet, it doesn't have that kind of range to it.

>>6229535
She can't read minds over the internet, silly.
That would be terrible.

>>6229557
I certainly don't think his funny.

I don't think your funny either.

>>6229557
Is that a trick question?

I hope you realize /jp/ would be slightly better if you and all the other autistic faggots posting textless imagedumps and shitty blog threads would just stop posting.

>>6229564

Another autistic new tripfag I've never seen before.

Stay up, Satori.

>>6229481
I missed you so much. Glad to see you're still around. Have a good day.

>>6229574
Basically, 60% of /jp/ gone.

>>6229574
But then /jp/ would be empty.

Nice samefaggotry in here, satorin

>>6229572
newfag detected.

>>6229481
I love you too Satorin~

>>6229571

I sincerely hope you are trolling with this whole pretending to be excessively autistic thing. No one can be as pathetic as you and still have the mental capacity to know how to breathe.

>>6229589
Don't spoil it bro. I'm fooling the shit out of em.

>>6229590

Tripkid detected.

Sorry if I don't memorize every attention starved idiot on 4chan.

>>6229596
Hey, if you guys continue to say I'm autistic, I'll act that way for you.

Seriously, if you guys continue to percieve me like that, I'll keep doing it.

>>6229509

I'm so sick of seeing this shit getting posted.

PA can suck my balls.

Why all the hate for someone who in genuinely nice and caring. But all that saten spam goes by without a word?
At least this is condensed, so why the hate?

Please keep doing what you do Satorin, I sleep better after your threads.

>>6229604
You are so stupid, jesus christ. Can't wait until a mod puts your trip on auto delete again.

>>6229589
Hmm, the only samefagging I do in my threads is troll myself to make it look like more people hate me than really do.

Amazing idea, right?

>>6229572
Welcome to /jp/, you must be new here.

>>6229573
I'm trying, but it isn't easy.


Luckily for the haters I have 12 hours shifts the next week, and will be too busy will work, new anime, and playing Altier Rorona to post much.

>TissueKidd !Ebe/KpvDJU
>First post on Feb 20 2010

And you all call ME new?

Pathetic.

I have been on 4chan and /jp/ longer than every single one of you.

Don't make threads after I just finished fapping to Satori. It's unsettling.

>>6229632
Well, I'm technically older than that since I'm just another alias for Satorin/deleted. So the correct post date would be Satorin's first. Or deleted's. I forget which of these are older.

>>6229607
Samefaggotry.

What you mean no one complains about saten threads? Almost everyone here hates that shit. People just decide to report and keep quiet because those threads are deleted sooner or later.

Your threads on the other hand are usually deleted after a long time because you always post when the useless maid is sleeping. This is no one's blog, this is not the "let's be friends ^^!" site. Get your shit out of here.

It's against the rules and you know it. Stop being a bother to everyone and stop samefagging like that. It's fucking obvious because it's the same when you are actually posting with you trip.

tl;dr You are among the cancers of this board, get the fuck out.

>>6229639

I really have nothing against you. I'm just going off because people calling me new really grinds my gears when I've been on 4chan for 6 fucking years.

>>6229639
Um.... dude. I've been here since March.

>>6229561
Well I'm sorry, then.

>arguing about who was here longer

Fuck's sake, people, one of the fucking bedrock principles of this website is that post count/date joined do not give you any authority, and do not make you a "better poster"
Only good posts make you a good poster. And both of you are failing spectacularly. Be ashamed.

>>6229646
Your samefag detector is in need of repairs.
Do I really need to get a trip of my own for you to stop this?

>>6229654
Ok. Then Satorin is the original personality.

But we do count as separate people.

>>6229639
Checked the archive, my first posts under this trip were in Feburary.

I posted here before that as someone else, but its unimportant since I barely posted.

>>6229661
I've stated that before, but I shitpost, so...

>>6229661

No one's arguing anything. I'm just blowing off steam because of autism overload. Yeah I need to fuck off and take it easy and I'm going to do just that.

>>6229673
Your case is different because even new people are better posters than you. And by new people I mean those who make those threads we already had like 1000 times before.

>>6229673

Before I go I'm just gonna say that I really do hate you. You are a pathetic motherfucker and I really hope that picture that is supposedly you that keeps getting posted over and over again isn't actually you because if it is then you're ugly as fuck to top it all off. Fucking autistic underaged highschooler go get a fucking life outside of being on a site where no one wants you are likes you I bet your parents are real proud of spawning some pathetic shit like you.

Fuck you autism. Fucking autism fucker.

I fucking hate this thread so much. It's like everything wrong with /jp/ condensed in one really autistic thread.

I think we need to stop arguing and get back to sharing the love with all of /jp/.

>>6229689

Fuck you're love you avataring shitfaggot. The only reason I've never gone ballistic over your shit is because I like satori but fuck you. FUcking autism how does it work it's fucking filling this board

>>6229689
I'd love to, Sato. But my presence seems to attract angry people.

>>6229689
No. We don't do that.

You fucking stop it. If the guy that usually spam your threads don't show up I'll take his place.

>>6229698
your grammar sucks

>>6229701
It's because every post you make is either horrible or reeks of your posting style. Even going without a trip wouldn't save you.

>>6229713
You're grammar sucks.

Sorry, deleted my post. Didn't wanna be like you and fuck up my grammar.

>>6229708

Fuck your shit my grammar is fucking flawless when I'm not spewing out hate.

>>6229698
The irony and hypocrisy in your posts is outstanding.

I'm done with this.

Clean up on Aisle 0, Meido.

>>6229705
Go for it, its not like there isn't 5 other metathreads not created by me right now floating around on /jp/.

Though, I must say, I would prefer it if the amount of spam and poor threads would decrease (oh the irony, I only made this thread now because of all the other shit). We need the meido here.

FUCK you op

I don't give a FUCK

I'm gonna ram your face so far up my ass you and deleted can have a little shit tea party of shit inside my greasy fucking ass

yea i'm fucking mad

>>6229722

Only shit that needs cleanup is your autism

Fucking ram a stick in your ear maybe it'll fix your brain O WAIT THERE IS NOTHING THERE ONLY CONCENTRATED AUTISM

YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH AUTISM

Hate hate hate, blah blah blah, I tried to contain all the meta into one thread to help /jp/.

Guess its time for me to delete this before I am caught.

Until next time /jp/, Satorin love you~

>>6229724
>5 metathreads

please link them here. I still think you don't know what a metathread is.

And you know why people target yours? Because you fucking complain about it thinking your thread is actually good, while the others know it's shit.

All I see in front of me is shit

There is shit everywhere and the spic janitor is on his day off. Hollyfuckingdoo it's the day of shit here in /j fucking p/ and we've got a special guest called AUTISM spreading it on the fucking walls

CLEANUP IN STALL 7

THERE IS SHIT ON THE CEILING

>>6229741

So I had this thing happen where I(You) go to the staffroom and then these fuckers are putting shit(/jp/) in the coffee maker so I bitchslap those shits and take their shit and mix it with my shit then throw it all over the fucking ceiling

meido comes in says HEY

SHIT ON THE CEILING

CLEANUP TIME?

I DON'T THINK SO MOTHER FUCKER

YO DAWG THIS SHIT NEEDS SOME MORE SHIT