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How come there is no thread for the four Ushiromiya siblings when even Yasu and her pony have one?
I mean, just look at them.

>Krauss plans to build hotels in the moon, managing to overcome Battler's incompetence by far.
>Eva is batman.
>Rudolf most surely fucked everyone in the island.
>Rosa is mother of the fucking year.

They deserve more attention.

>> No.6221033

>>6221022
They're too old.

>> No.6221036
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Because they are all dicks. A bunch of bassass dicks though

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>>6221033

Have some young siblings then

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I like to think that Krauss looked like Itsuki Koizumi in his young years.

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Krauss > Rudolf > Eva >>>>>>> Rosa

>> No.6221056

They didn't deserve that horrible end...

>> No.6221059

>>6221051

Mines: Eva>Rudolf>Krauss=Rosa

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>>6221056

Money gets to ya. Also blame Yasu for setting 4 loaded guns there and mentioning the bomb. It was like s/he was planning for the siblings to kill each other

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Mama was a nice little girl back then.

>> No.6221072

>>6221064
why is Krauss giving Rudolph a handjob?

>> No.6221078

Eva > Rudolf = Krauss >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> Rosa

>> No.6221079
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I love Ushiromiyas so much♥

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>>6221072

wincest?

>> No.6221082

>>6221072
Rudolf's penis attracts everything.

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Ushiromiya Siblings>>>>>>>>>Ushiromiya cousins

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>> No.6221104

>>6221082
A distant relative?

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>>6221090

This. Any day, any age.

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>>6221104
Forgot my pic

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Such a good end cannot be achieved in any kakera. If greed didn't overcome them and without Kinzo's good parenting they'd have been awesome parents themselves. uu~ ;__;
I still can't stop laughing at Krauss' cellphone, way to be anticlimatic.

>> No.6221122

>>6221072

It's Rifyu. You think Rifyu needs words to make penis jokes?

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>> No.6221125

>>6221111
Rudolf is a Makoto who succeeded in life and got to fuck everything that moves.

>> No.6221127

>>6221119

How can krauss posses a cellphone in 1986?

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>>6221125

Nah he just didn't lve enough to get his dick sliced off yet.

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>>6221127
Magic

>> No.6221136

>>6221127

He is goddamn Krauss, that's how.

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>> No.6221145

>>6221127
It was one of his visionary ventures, like the moon tourism. So now he's dead, but the world can't do without cellphones. He really had his father's skill, the times weren't just ready for him yet.

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>>6221081

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>>6221143
hopefully this one looks better when the thumbnail gets compressed

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>>6221145

Not knowing how to adapt to oneself's times is as bad as women going out of the kitchen.

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>>6221231
>loli Rosa
>Eva's sexyness

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siesta siblings

>> No.6221328

>>6221231

Rudolf's cock being suspicious again. Must be Saturday.

>> No.6221334 [DELETED] 

>>6221328
No, he's definitely rubbing it aginst Rosa's back.

>> No.6221352

>>6221328
No, he's definitely rubbing it against Rosa's back.

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>>6221352

Bet Rosa put her back there, that slut.

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>>6221378

Can you blame her? It's Rudolf no woman can resist him. not even his sisters

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>>6221405

not even Kinzo's paperweights.

>> No.6221443

>>6221231
WHY THE BELLYBUTTON OF EVA
IT IS SO STRONG

HNNNNNNGGGGGH

>> No.6221453

Why is Rosa such a slut while Eva isn't?

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>>6221443

You can bite it...and die.

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>>6221453

Eva was too busy trying to work hard in being a competent head to care about men.

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This artist is so good♥

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>>6221481

The artist is a big fan of the siblings.

Siblings vs Beatrice pokemon style!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpBw5w0QsAk

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>>6221474

>And she grew older to be a competent and intelligent woman. Because she didn't cared about men she got a husband who is ugly but loves her.

>Rosa instead grew to be stupid. Because she was a slut she got lots of mens who were ugly and didn't love her.

>> No.6221528

>>6221502

Don't be too hard on Rosa. It's not her fault her asshole husband went abroad and left her alone while pregnant and you know the stigma of being a single mother in japan in the 80's.

>> No.6221545

>>6221528

It's her fault though she enouraged him and even lent him money to it.
Which implies he had no money and without it there wouldn't have been overseas trip.

>> No.6221561

>>6221545

So it's her fault for wanting to help her husband with his dreams? It's not like she expected him to never contact her ever again and the way she described it he never stated that he was going to abandon her.

He purposely abandoned her with the money she lent with no notice and even impregnated her. that is a low move and not something to blame on Rosa.

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6221572

Rosa > Rudolf > Eva >>>>> Krauss

>> No.6221591

>>6221561

He could have her to travel with him. As she told it, looks like she was lied to again.

Which is ironic, it only makes Rosa a kind and trusting person, also a fool, but not the horrible mother she is later.

>> No.6221601

>>6221591

Rosa is a sad person desperate for one man to love her and have a lasting relationship with her. Doesn't excuse the plain shitty parenting though

>> No.6221662

Oh wow, I'm slow, I just noticed that the seven stakes are the four siblings and their three wives/husband.

>> No.6221699

>>6221662

Yeah. There have been many "Stakes symbolising the parent's sin" theorys although I don't see how important they are to the plot (with the exception of kyrie's envy)

>> No.6221754

>>6221310
So, to the Japanese, English is moonspeak? Figures.

>> No.6221756

>>6221699

It may be the last part on the stakes creation. The paperweights for the weapon, the maids for the human form and the parents for the sins.

But apart from Yasu being stalker enough to figure out each one's sin it seems not important

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>>6221756

All hail the siblings~

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>>6221754

In any case the artist is not Japanese

>> No.6222802

>>6222768
Indeed. She's from Spain.
Here's her DA: http://3-keiko-chan-3.deviantart.com/

>> No.6222817

I'd like to meet a girl like Natsuhi. Intelligent, strong in her way and supportive, but also cute and in need of support herself. Too bad Krauss had to be such a fuckup.

>> No.6222881

>>6222817
1. Natushi is a lunatic.
2. In real life, a woman who's "intelligent, strong, supportive and cute" wouldn't want to have anything to do with you because you're an impoverished, ugly, floorshitting failure with the social skills of an autist.

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>>6222881

It doesn't matter what she wants. It's not like she choosed Krauss, if your father is Kinzo you can have as many Natsuhis as you want.

>> No.6222955

>>6222817
Too much pride. That's her sin.

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>>6222945

If Kinzo was my dead things would be different around here

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>>6222964

>my dead

That wasn't intentional

>> No.6223003

>>6222973

To have Kinzo as dead instead dad is better for anybody's mental stability. Just look at the Ushiromiyas.

>> No.6225719

>>6223003

Yeah thanks to Kinzo's amazing paranting skills he made his children into the biggest assholes you can see.

Krauss: incompetent, moron, guilible & a failure in his buissness.
Eva: Sly, conceited, cannot control her emotions and loose with a gun (just ask Jessica and Natsuhi)
Rudolf: A shameless womaniser who constantly cheats on his wives.
Rosa: Naive, short tempered, desperate & a shitty, abusive mother.

It's a miracle their children turned out to be fine.

>> No.6225756

>>6225719

Their children turned to be fine? Not Maria or George.
Jessica faked athsma, which while never will be up to the other two is not what fine children do. And Battler is incompentent.

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>>6225719
>It's a miracle their children turned out to be fine.
>implying obesity is fine

>> No.6225775

>>6225756

Well they are better people than their parents. and please don't comapre Maria to FATass thats insulting to Maria.

Jessica only did that because her mother locked her in a closet.

>> No.6225782

>>6225756
>Jessica faked athsma,[...] is not what fine children do.
When you're constantly hammered by your mother that you should show weak points to be a proper lady, I don't know, you kinda want to do something so she stops.
I don't think many of you realize the kind of pressure Jessica has on her.
All things considered, singing behind her parents back is really nothing special, and quite normal.
I mean, you consider this a fault? Really?

>> No.6225791

Jessica is probably the most normal out of the cousins.
with Maria being the stangest/delusional but overall lacks maliciousness except for her mother (i.e the black witch). George is probably the most malicious of the lot being wiling to kill his entire family for his love and a posible manipulator.

>> No.6225795

>>6225775
>I mean, you consider this a fault? Really?

It is here because obviously all normal people are devoid of any single negative points.

>> No.6225801

Speaking of George, anyone knows where to find the translation for his character song, Ai no Sengen? He sounds like a nutjob.

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>>6225782

I don't consider it a fault, just another result of bad parenting.
It's not fine because she has to do something like that in order to have her parents stop pressuring her.

And I never said singing without her parents knowing is something bad, like everybody does something without their parents knowing.

>> No.6225810

>>6225801

I saw it around animesuki. But it was only the singed part and not the rant at the end when he goes ahaha.wav

>> No.6225831

>>6225810

I wonder why his rant in the end was never translated that was easily the best part of the song

>> No.6225874

>>6225791
>George is probably the most malicious of the lot
He still died like a bitch in EP7.

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>>6225874

He is too fat fat fat to be properly evil. Seriously if he was to try to kill someone in non fantasy what would he do? To squash that person with all his fat?

At least EP7 proved his fat shields him from bullets.

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As expected george is the most hated for the dumbest reasons

>> No.6225994

>>6225874

I said malicious not evil or mastermind.

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>>6225982

>Implying there are reasons to not hate him.

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>>6225994

Just give him a chance.

Kyrie was only malicious before EP7...

>> No.6226024

Eva is best sibling.
Jessica is best cousin.
Gohda is best servant.
Wright is best detective.
Lambdadelta is best witch.
Ronove is best demon.

DEAL WITH IT

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>>6226003

Wait till EP8 we'll see how "evil" Kyrie is then.

>> No.6226028

>>6226024

opinions are opinions

DEAL WITH IT!

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OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND A WEEKEND WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, WHO WOULD NEVER MURDER ME FOR PETTY AND SHALLOW REASONS...

Jessica better get a good end, or be the culprit, goddamn it. Her fate is far too sad. Same with Gohda. Fucking maids, man.

>> No.6226031

>>6226001

Really all the reason listed in all threads are "FAT FAT FAT"

>> No.6226035

>>6226030

Moron who can't tell 2 people apart.

>> No.6226037

>>6226031
Could be the whole yandere thing he has going, willingness to kill his own mother(who, mind you, is the ONLY one who cries when he dies), poor, poor taste in "women", and in general his two-faced nature.

>> No.6226040

>>6226035
Same with everyone else.

Don't blame the characters for contrived writing.

>> No.6226041

I wonder if there'll a kakera where everything's positive and a "choose your path Ange" end or just a different explanaiton

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>>6226030
>Jessica
>be the culprit
The "goddamn Moon-chan" isn't dead yet?

>> No.6226047

>>6226041
I don't give a shit, Battler saying there are "No bad people" makes as much sense as his "small bombs" theory.

Of course there's bad people that's why everyone died you idiot. Murder isn't made ok just because Yasu wanted an orgy with the cousins...

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>>6226024

You misspelled a name, fixin' for you.

>Eva is best sibling.
>Jessica is best cousin.
>Gohda is best servant.
>Erika is best detective.
>Lambdadelta is best witch.
>Ronove is best demon.

DEAL WITH IT

>> No.6226052

>>6226045
What? No, I said it'd be PREFERABLE for her to be the culprit rather than her just be a victim who died because she trusted her friends.

I didn't say she actually WAS.

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>>6226048
>Erika
Wait, who's that?

>> No.6226061

>>6226047

considering he knows the truth you shoudn't pass it off as Bullshit.

>> No.6226063

>>6226040

No. Jessica is the dumbest of the lot.
>George loves Shannon, but highly doubt he even talked to Kanon.
>Nappi doesn't give a shit about servants.
>Same the rest of the family.
Now, quest:

>Who is in love with one personlity and befriends the other?

>> No.6226066

>>6226052
I get a feeling she might not get gypped. George will likely end up in heaven with Shannon, because that's all he ever wanted, but Jessica, a bit moreso than anyone else, wanted to get the fuck off the island.

So she might STAY ALIVE, STAY ALIVE, AH AH AH AH STAY ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or be blown to shit lol.

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>>6226055


Wonder, ask the Japanese. They are supporting her hard on the popularity poll.

>> No.6226071

>>6226063
George obviously knows Kanon, he probably have talked to him a bit.

>> No.6226072

>>6226061
He knows the truth because he's the protagonist. Kira from Gundam knew the "truth", that doesn't mean I still didn't hate him with a burning passion.
>>6226063
Apparently Gohda, Krauss, Natsuhi, George(who visited the island), and everyone else who sees Shannon and Kanon over the retreat fails to notice as well. Don't blame the characters for a retarded plot device.

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>>6226069

Goddamn Japanese and their stupid fan character inserts.

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>>6226069
Who are they supporting? Oh, she must be a fan character, like Sentou, Batter's evil twin!!

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>>6226066
Pretty much everyone is guaranteed to be fucking dead now. I still want to believe ;_;

>> No.6226084

Be quiet before saying that Kanon is a plot hole.
Ryukishi handled the ShKanonTrice theory in a nice way, he'll take care of the rest too.

>> No.6226087

>>6226084
R07 didn't do shit with ShKanon in episode 7, absolutely nothing to make it appear less contrived, stop saying bullshit.

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>>6226078

;_;

>> No.6226095

>>6226084
Episode 7 just states
WELL YASU WAS A REALLY GOOD ACTOR

But in some aspects he made it worse, cause he established Jessica to be someone who kept tabs on the servants, even knowing shit about Gohda she shouldn't know.

And yet, she's ignorant of Shkanon, like EVERY FUCKING ONE ELSE.

Besides Kumasawa and Genji, because they're loyal as shit.

>> No.6226097

>>6226072

Not so retarded.

I have a friend who cosplayed as a guy, her close friends couldn't recognize her. Neither did I.

Now add than nobody knows about Yasu and nobody in his sane mind would think two of their servants are the same person.
What would be retarded is for someone to look at a girl and a boy who look alike and think "bet they are the same person cosplaying because some shitty trauma"

>> No.6226101

>>6226087
> absolutely nothing to make it appear less contrived
but it's not contrived. Do you still believe episodes 1-6 actually happened, or what?

>> No.6226104

>>6226097
You just are a retard.
Try to pass this shit in a live action for example, would it work?
And Shannon/Kanon change extremely fast as well.
It's just an extremely contrived plot device.

>> No.6226109

>>6226101
What happened before the 2 days did happen, fucking idiot.
Shannon did dress like Kanon and live a double(triple actually) life.
And nobody realized anything.

>> No.6226111

>>6226101
Episode 1-6 has to be viable, characters have to act in a consistent way, that's one of the rule of the catbox.
What happened in episode 1-6 could have happened in the real version.

>> No.6226112

>>6226097
Well, your anecdote is fine, but the issue here is that Kanon doesn't exist for just the Rokkenjima incident.

If he did, then all of this would make sense.

Kanon's on the island for three years. Given three years, I'd expect for you to spot that the new girl you were hanging out with was a trap.

We all accept Shkanontrice, I've accepted it since episode 6. We don't all accept that it would actually WORK in real life.

>> No.6226117

>>6226095
If you by the tarot cards explanations (that so far have always hit the spot), Jessica is hiding something bigger than a faked asthma.
I wonder how much she could have known about Yasu; for all that we know (other than Battler's sin) people could've started murdering each other out of blackmail.
Though this way of acting would fit George much better.

>> No.6226118

>>6226117
Jessica isn't hiding anything.

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>>6226104

It would if well done.

You just didn't liked Shkanon and you are pissed now because it turned to be true. Whine all you want faggot.

>> No.6226120

>>6226117

which means Jessica may not be as stupid or uninvolved in the plot then we expected...I like it

>> No.6226128

>>6226119
Considering I'm one of those who pushed ShKanontrice for months here, even being branded a retard at the beginning everytime I brought it up here with people saying I didn't understand anything about Umineko, that I didn't have enough love, that it was a red herring, that R07 would never fuck up the pairings, etc...
I would say I'm pretty happy that it turned out to be true.


Doesn't change the fact that it's an extremely crappy plot device, and it wouldn't work in a live action except if some sort of mask or special make-up was used, but this shit takes hours to prepare.
You think Shannon could have done this? Yeah right.

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>>6226112

Only Jessica cared enough about both.

Don't caring is a perfect reason. Do you know how many servants the Ushiromiya have to care about Yasu and her delusions?
Be busy with failing at life as the siblings do, now, how many time do you have to look at servants and notice how two of them are the same person?

>> No.6226155

I like the theory that Kanon was a real person but "Kanon" we see is Yasu's addition to the story. Maybe real Kanon died before the conference, like old theories proposed. At least it's not as contrived.
I mean, Yasu is known for having many imaginary friends, but she knows they're imaginary, why would she start leading double life? Had too much time on her hands?

>> No.6226158

>>6226109
>What happened before the 2 days did happen, fucking idiot.
I never said that's wrong.
>Shannon did dress like Kanon and live a double(triple actually) life.
How's this a direct conclusion? You know that if Shannon and Kanon are the same person you're one person short with the red, right?
Shannon and Kanon do count as one in episodes 1-6, because that was the plan written in the letters. Reality is different. Episode 7 showed that Yasu is conscious about pretending to have imaginary friends. Falling in love with three people of different genders can't happen if you're not delusional, sorry.

>> No.6226165

>>6226045
Moon-chan still got some passive support in E7. She is not Beatrice, but most definitely not a nice and good peson either. In fact, E7 portrays her as a rich kid bitch. And even if you ignore all of the implications around, she is a huge stake driven into the current way things are to be explained, making Yasu's behavior pretty unbelievable to pass. In general, she is portrayed as a hero and right minded person in fantasy and a very suspicious existence on the game board, even until now. Not to talk about Kanon in E7.

I'd guess it could be that in E8 they solve everything, turn off the bomb, negotiate sucesfully with Kyrie and then Jessica's issue comes up.

>> No.6226175

>>6226165
How the fuck is Jessica portrayed as a rich kid bitch?
She is just portrayed as a really normal girl who just like to gossip and have fun.
The asthma? She just did it appeal her mother.

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Isn't this suppose to be a siblings thread?

>> No.6226177

>>6226165
>E7 portrays her as a rich kid bitch
did we read the same episode? Care to elaborate, because it sounds like total bullshit to me, I'm curious why you would think that?

>> No.6226179

>>6226155
It's fucking retarded.

>>6226158
You too.

Fucking play episode 7 before arguing.

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>>6226176

>> No.6226191

>>6226179
I did play it, without ATLAS or whatever excuse you're gonna come up with next.
Care to point out where I'm wrong, instead of strawmanning like a fucking retard?

>> No.6226194

>>6226177
>>6226175
I am talking about the part where she calls other servants in her room and among other things they pass a lot of time laughing at Yasu, her to-be bff.

If Yasu is even a bit of a girl, she is bound to really really hate her.

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>>6226189

Delicious loli Rosa~

>> No.6226201

>>6226191
How about the fact that Shannon can't call Kanon when Will ask her for one?

I don't even know what you argue for, you think Kanon is his own person or something?
If you really played episode 7, then it's just your lack of intelligence which is at fault.

>> No.6226202

>>6226194
She never makes fun of Yasu.
She makes fun of delusional bitch who put too much importance in a promise, how the fuck could she know that Yasu is one?
It's just normal gossip for a teenager.

>> No.6226203

>>6226194
>among other things they pass a lot of time laughing at Yasu
didn't happen, stop saying this.
Shannon, Jessica and another maid were talking about girlish things, and said jokingly "it sucks being the one who doesn't give up on love when the other has already forgotten you, right?" "right." without even knowing that was Shannon's situation. Shannon blushed, Jessica asked her what's wrong, she didn't answer even when pressed further. No bullying happened.

>> No.6226211

>>6226201
>How about the fact that Shannon can't call Kanon when Will ask her for one?

She said that, in order to do that, she required special permission. In addition, we also had Maria blowing off Will when he asked about Mariage Sorciere.

Shannon glitching could either have been due to ShKanon, or Bern (probably someone else too), prevented Will from meeting them both from some X reason,

>> No.6226213

>>6226201
The "logic error" in calling Kanon might as well be
-he must not be presented with bullshit
=>Therefore Shannon can't just switch personalites and 'make Kanon appear', disappearing herself.
==>Therefore his command means calling the actual Kanon
===>Therefore she has to accept Kanon's existence. Her subconsciousness tells her that the gameboard would start breaking, BSoD before it happens.

>> No.6226216

>>6226202
Well then fuck you, Atlas.

>> No.6226219

>>6226211
The situation with Maria was fucking goddam different, it just shows that she knows more about Yasu that she lets on and didn't want to dwelve further, she didn't react like Shannon.

And goddam are you a retard, I bet you were one of those who kept repeating "ShKshitter" or whatever before episode 7.

>> No.6226220

Well then where the fuck is Kanon at the end of episode 6?
Fuck I can't believe people are still trying to argue against ShKanon.

>> No.6226222

>>6226201
>How about the fact that Shannon can't call Kanon when Will ask her for one?
The first part is still Aurora's fiction, based on Yasu's letters. Bern is fucking reading it aloud.
And you still haven't rebutted the point abotu red.

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>>6226219
Chill, man.

>> No.6226227

>>6226220
It's not exactly arguing about it, it just all doesn't make sense and we are trying to make something out of it, the propability of Kanon actually existing being an interesting twist providing answers to a bunch of problems.

>> No.6226233

>>6226222
The problem with the red text of episode 6 has been answered well before episode 7 was translated.
Erika is the 17th visitor, visitor mean someone who enter the island but it doesn't mean that they have to actually be alive, Kinzo count.
So it's not a problem about counting Yasu alone or Shannon and Kanon, it's just counting Kinzo or not.

It's called a loophole

>> No.6226238

>>6226220
Well then where the fuck was Battler and Kumasawa and Genji? Shannon and Kanon are not the only ones missing, you know?
And, I'm not arguing againt Shkanon. I'm just saying that it works in FICTION because that's how YASU PLANNED IT, and the reality might be different. But yeah, keep going on with your
>lol cheese slice? that's retarded we were talking about normal cheese and you're stupid to think anything outside of that

>> No.6226239

>>6226227
There won't be any twists like this anymore, the heart of Beatrice was completely exposed.
There is no more twists about Yasu in store.

>> No.6226245

>>6226239
You've already read episode 8? Wow.

>> No.6226246

>Erika is the 17th visitor
>myface.jpg

>> No.6226248

>>6226238
The fictions have to be consistent with the reality, that's the nature of the catbox.

And Clair states that what was shown of the 2 years prior to the 2 days were truthful and important to find out her motivation, and Shannon and Kanon both appears and interact with different people there.

Also there is nothing wrong about calling a retard a retard.

>> No.6226253

>>6226238
>Kumasawa and Genji?

There were most likely shot to death by either Kyrie or Rudolf

>> No.6226255

>>6226238
>Well then where the fuck was Battler and Kumasawa and Genji?
That was most likely about the red text where Kanon completely disappear without a trace for some reason.
There is no way to solve it without ShKanon.

>> No.6226258

>>6226248
>The fictions have to be consistent with the reality
>Erika going around all over the place
>Lion existing together with Yasu

>> No.6226259

>>6226239
And Will understood it.
Did we, not having millenia of experience in detective work?

>> No.6226263

>>6226258
Erika could have been on the island.
Leon was just from a made up world created to have all the actors on one stage for Will to find the truth easily, it wasn't supposed to be really part of the catbox.

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>>6226195


Delicious loli sisters

>> No.6226277

where did the Eva is batman joke come from?

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>>6226270

>> No.6226282

>>6226277

EP7 tea party. When she swear to protect the truth from Ange.

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Even as adults and bitches they are still cute.

>> No.6226357

>>6226219
Seriously, not need to get mad. Chill dude, we're no longer in high school, right?

Anyway, sure, the scenes with Maria and Shannon were rather different, but the end result was the same - i.e. information was kept from Will.

In addition, I'm not against ShKanon. I'm just saying that scene in EP7 can also be seen in a different way. That's all.

>> No.6226359

I just want Gohda, Jessica, and Eva to survive.

Fuck everyone else.

>> No.6226366

>>6226359

How sad. What did Maria & Hideyoshi do?

>> No.6226370

>>6226359
Gohda was killed by Rudolf while doing some crosswords.

>> No.6226378

>>6226370

And Jessica had her face pumeled when Kyrie tried to hit the spider in her face off

>> No.6226379

>>6226366
Maria trusted a batshit insane maid and helped her kill everyone.

Hideyoshi, well, he's more a prop in the background than he is an actual character.

>> No.6226383

>>6226359
In before Amakusa reveals himself to be Battler, Eva and Ange forgive each other and blind Jessica appears playing saxophone.

>> No.6226385

>>6226379

>Hideyoshi, well, he's more a prop in the background than he is an actual character.

The same can be said about Gohda.

>> No.6226387

>>6226379
>Maria trusted a batshit insane maid and helped her kill everyone.

What the fuck are you talking about? she didn't help Yasu kill anyone. Also Yasu was the one who kept feeding lies to a lonely neglected child. She's overall innocent. Also if you want to argue with the whole "trusting a batshit insane maid" So did Jessica therefore she should die aswell by your claim
.
>Hideyoshi, well, he's more a prop in the background than he is an actual character.

You're point? he's an overall nice guy who is Eva's only confidant and genuinly loves her and supports her. He doesn't deserve to die.

>> No.6226390

>>6226387
>Also Yasu was the one who kept feeding lies to a lonely neglected child
Not really, Maria already was into occult before meeting Yasu and they could only meet once a year, anyway.

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Or maybe they find a way to avoid their fate by killing Yasu.
Poor Yasu gets a tragic end and all the couples do so, the magic world never existed and Battler loses his waifu.
Maybe the lost of love and Yasu not getting happiness is enough of a bitter ending for Ryuukishi given all the rants about it being the only important thing in the world and trying to make people pity Yasu/Beato.

I can delude myself all I want until December.

>> No.6226394

>>6226392

That sounds more like a good end to me.

>> No.6226397

>>6226392
If Yasu triggers the murders somehow, this will only make people hate her even more.

>> No.6226398

>Also Yasu was the one who kept feeding lies to a lonely neglected child.

>Maria though herself Jesus Christ.

Sure there was something Yasu could do to make her delude herself more than she was alreading doing

>> No.6226402

>>6226390

Yasu still kept feeding her lies about a "golden land". Also like I said she didn't help her to kill anyone that claim is stupid. she doesn't deserve to die.

>> No.6226404

>>6226397

She can always sacrifice herself in a tearjerker "pity tragic me" fashion.
After all she has been begging to be killed since EP4.

>> No.6226417

>>6226402
Technically speaking, Maria was the one who triggered the creation of Beatrice. Even if Yasu herself was already playing witch from before, it wasn't until Maria recognised her as such that Yasu started taking it seriously.

Anyway, this is a house of deluded people. Maria, Yasu, Natsuhi, Eva, Kinzo and who knows who else have imaginary friends or whatever.

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Genderbent ftw

>> No.6226431
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>>6226420

Also backwards.

Is there also for Rosa?

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>>6226431

Sadly I can't find any

>> No.6226448

Oh.

I WOULD hook up with Rudolphina.

>> No.6226451

>>6226448
She would be cheating on you 24/7.

>> No.6226452

>>6226431
Genderbent Natsuhi is Will

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>>6226445

I bet a male Rosa would look exactly the same. She is musou Rosa after all.

>> No.6226459

>>6226431

Sexy male Eva.

>> No.6226462
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>>6226452

Meaning Will is Lion's father.

And then again incest arises in the Ushiromiya family. More at 11.

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>>6226459

Makes for a cute shota too

>> No.6226476
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>>6226456

Rosa. Manlier then men

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>>6226476

>> No.6226656

>>6226476
>Rosa
>Tits

ahahaha.wav

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>>6226656

U jelly at Rosa's tits?

She is womanlier than any woman but manlier than men.

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>>6227519
Rosa is my hero

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>>6227617

Those who hate her are just mad because she never would look at faggots like them.

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>>6227639
Rosa alone can kill a special squad and make the others flee in terror.

>> No.6227697

Instead of Umineko season 2, there should be a spinoff where we follow the siblings' underhanded schemes. Also Kinzo is really an underground crime overlord who's near death, and instead of the gold they're fighting over the leadership of his criminal empire, occasionally closing ranks to deal with ambitious outsiders. I'd watch that.

>> No.6227750

>>6227697

And you wouldn't be alone. It sounds fucking awesome.

That or a series based in the four siblings when young, with Kinzo alive and going between OH DESIRE and amazing parental skills.

Both are better than a delusional maid who wanted a pony with DEEN retarded art and story-telling

>> No.6227798

>>6227697

I'd take this over LOLDELUSIONALMEIDO anyday!

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>>6226476
>Rosa
>Manly

I think you mispelled Eva

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>>6231844

You just say it because I wear pants and know martial arts, right?
Because of people like you women can't progress! You are the worst!

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>>6232017

Hush Eva, It's a compliment. Not an attack to your femininity.

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>>6232527

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>>6231844
>>6232017
Why would you wear pants with a dress like that?

why.jpg

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Avoiding delicious milf pantyshots when kicking?

>> No.6233027

Krauss building a hotel on the moon still baffles me. Why in god's name would he ever think that was even a remotely or semi-remotely or even plausible if I'm really drunk idea?

>> No.6233054

>>6233027
its because he wants to beat the russians
http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2010/10/04/348109/russians-prepare-for-private-space-hotel.html

>> No.6233067

>>6233027

To avoid small bombs in his food. The incompetence, it runs in the family.

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>> No.6233082

>>6233054

Beat? Sergey Kostenko is just the nickname Krauss adopted after avoiding death on Rokkenjima and scaping to Russia.

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>>6233022

Tch. What a waste to see those delicious legs

>> No.6233151

>>6233122

Blessed that artist for fixing.

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