/jp/ - Otaku Culture

take me with you!

send me your life savings before you go

>>6224301
I'll always remember you, renko

what happened, yukari? you used to be cool

>>6224304
Did this work?

brb Gensokyo

>>6224346
Yes, I'm posting from Marisa's computer right now.

Mass suicide imminent.

"Renko, did you know girls can marry on the moon?

>>6224304
Oh, I lol'd hard

I wish I could get Sakuya to help with my chores... if you know what i mean

>>6224425
Mandatory

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/636195/absurdres-apron-aya_shachou-blonde_hair-blue_eyes-

QUALITY THREAD­

Did any cases of suicide related to gensokyo actually happened?

I mean, the police went to the scene and found a dead body with a hole on his head, and a note saying "brb, gensokyo" by it?

I mean, I really doubt stuff like this would leak out to the media, but I want to see if someone was actually brave enough to try it.

>>6224904
I would if the reincarnation thing is true

>>6224904
>actually brave enough to try it.

BRAVE enough to commit suicide? Wat.

Ok /jp/, would you kill yerself, if it was easy and absolutely painless? if it was like i don't know..pressing a buttom

yuka's ugly baby unrelated

>>6224964
>if it was easy and absolutely painless? if it was like i don't know..pressing a buttom

it is easy and painless.
But it's a trigger, not a button.

>>6224964
Not now, but I would at some age.

No one ever kills themselves in these threads.

You're all drama queens.

>>6224510
Good thing Maribel became a drugged up slut instead of a dyke.

>>6224973
>No one ever kills themselves in these threads.

How the fuck would you know? If someone offs themselves after posting on /jp/, they're obviously not going to post about it afterwards.

There could be dozens of our brothers that have ended themselves, and we will never know.

>>6224964
I plan on living long enough to experience the joys of a virtual life simulator capable of simulating the experiences that would bring me the greatest joy... Which right now would be the creation of such a device.

>>6224973

>You're all drag queens

ftfy

>>6224982
Why would you defend a bunch of suicidal faggots?

>>6225096
How was that a defense?

Are there really any depressed suicidal people in this thread or is it just hypothetical talk about gensokyo access?

>>6225123

I am depressed, but not suicidal.

Happy trails then Mary......don't forget to write ok!

I suppose it can't be helped.

>>6225123
+1 to suicidal.

Just finding the right time to do it.

>>6225123
You're surprised that a bunch of shut-in NEETs are suicidal?

>>6225179
To be honest, I've been on /jp/ so long that I just can't tell anymore what are just jokes or trolling and what are real.

But as always, please email me or talk to me on AIM at mikosanae or MSN at moekou@gmail.com if you really are suicidal and would like to talk to someone compassionate who is interested in talking with you!

>>6225220
How do I know you're not a troll that plans on destroying what little of life I have left?

>>6225226
Eh? You don't trust Mokou?

Regardless of whether or not people like my threads or posts, people can't deny that I've always been kind to people here. I have never, ever insulted anyone in all my years on /jp/. I've always done my best to help fellow fans!

Talk to me, tenderly,
Show reality fantasy!

>>6225374
As much as I would love to, I'm honestly too afraid to chat with anyone, as I have an extreme phobia of communication. I really don't think you'd be able to help me with my problems anyway.

>>6225405
>I have an extreme phobia of communication.
>I am posting on 4chan and communicating with all the people here now
>I am extremely bad at making excuses for not pursuing contact with other human beings

>>6225405
But I'm not just anyone! Unlike many on /jp/, I really am interested in hearing about you and your life! I can't do anything to prove that you can trust me, but I promise that everything
will be confidential.

In any case, I really want to! Feel free to say anything! You don't have to think of it as a chat. I'll listen. Please don't be nervous! I'm very interested in hearing your thoughts and views...or anything at all! Won't you like to be understood and cared about?

Please?

>>6225464
When 4chan is the only place you can talk on, I'm pretty sure it's a phobia. You know, being anonymous and shit makes it really easy. I can't talk over regular chats, phones or even answer my door.

>>6225490
I usually don't like answering doors or phone either! Why not just make an anonymous IM account with a name like Anon8124785 or some Touhou related name? It's not like it's any less anonymous.

Are you still here?

>>6225564
I bet he killed himself because you kept harassing him.

Honestly 4chan is so surreal and abstracted from reality that it's hard to think of posting here as actual communication with other human beings. It's more like a game really.

>>6225564
A one-on-one chat is far different (and far more difficult) from talking on 4chan. Not him, but I can't chat outside of 4chan either.

>>6225564
>Are you still here?
Unfortunately.

Give me 30min to see if I can pull myself together enough.

>>6225564
Alright, it was the hardest thing to do for me, but I added you. Let's see whether or not I should ever trust 4chan again.

>>6225724
Hey, congratulations! Well, I can't speak for 4chan because I certainly don't think of myself as a 4channer, just a person who loves Touhou and visual novels as well as other elements of otaku culture and its fans.

What did you add me to? Please send me a message anytime you feel comfortable!

stop right there immigrant scum

>>6225750

Who are the girls in the bucket?

>>6225776
Kaguya and Keine

>>6225146
No mailing services in gaysokyo

I think Fujiwara no Mokou is my favorite tripfriend now.

Helping /jp/ stay alive.

>>6225220

I added you, but you're not accepting.

>Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg
>likes Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp

Its not unusual for shit to be attracted to shit.

A girl asked me for my MSN because of she missed a lecture of the same history course I am in (first time I've spoken to anyone at my university except for the forced groupworks). I haven't logged in to MSN for a week because of fear that she might talk to me (I know she really wouldn't). This story had a point but I forgot it while writing.

brb, getting my shovel

>>6227217
1) Connect and stay off-line
2) Block/delete her
3) ???
4) Profit

Also you're dumb.

>>6227078
That's not a very nice thing to say now is it?

Can't we all just share the love?

>>6227549
Sharing love takes time.