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Keine most probably

Akis.

Keine, Reimu (would at least guide me to the human village), Alice (canon), Sanae (would want me to worship her gods), Marisa, Shikieiki.

Can't think of any others.

Eirin, because she's a nurse. She takes care of the sick and infirm.

All I need to do is collapse at her doorstep complaining of severe abdominal pain, or chest pain, or something of the sort.

And the Eientei hospital is the safest place in Gensokyo. It's protected by military rabbits like Tewi and Reisen, and staffed by an intelligent practicioner of medicine.

She'd invite you to a dinner party...IN HELL.

>>6223838
>>6223844

Keine is always doing things with that weird Mokou person, though. I wouldn't want to walk in on them while they're in the middle of something strange.

absolutely everyone has been observed attacking reimu on sight, the question is if this is because youkai instinctively hate humans or because they were defending themselves against a known genocidal racist

Friendly Touhous?

Keine, Reimu, Alice, Hina, Nitori. Yuyuko and Youmu might also be an option, but if you land in their zone you are in deep trouble already.

Where the hell is everyone coming up with Reimu?!

>>6223845
oh yeah just ask reisen about how nice eirin is.

>>6223862

Nurse Ellen is the way to go. You can't beat her medical facility for friendliness. She'll even turn you into a little girl if you weren't already.

>>6223845
I believe Eirin would only help you if you were sick though. Otherwise she would tell you to go away or send Reisen to go with you to the village.

>>6223867

Reisen is a masochist who goes out of her way to be punished, so we can't REALLY ask her...

None of these characters exist, so none of them will help you. You're just fantasizing about the impossible.

>>6223865
Reimu offered shelter to Space Invader Reisen Mk. 2.0 when she found her out in the open, in Silent Sinner in Blue.

>>6223872
>turn you into a little girl if you weren't already

That's the second-to-last thing I want if I actually went to Gensokyo.

>>6223865
You are too retarded to realize that.

>>6223880
Eh... okay.

>>6223873

>I believe Eirin would only help you if you were sick though.

See: the part of my post where I mentioned complaining of chest pains or some other symptom of illness.

None of them are nice. They're all lesbians.

We ALL know how lesbians are. Only friendly to their own gender.

Sounds like someone's planning a trip to gensokyo.

>>6223865
Reimu is nice. She seems to make friendships, even with people she had problems in the past.

And she will escort you to safety on request or emergency.

>>6223895
goingtogensokyo.jpg

>>6223890
Yes I know, but the question in OP is about touhous that are generally nice. Not just in certain circumstances.

>>6223904
Canon-wise. Right?

>>6223904

Yeah, but even if you weren't sick, you wouldn't get hostility out of Eirin. She just wouldn't want you fagging up her sickbay, like you said.

Either way, you'd get help. But you can pretend to be sick and get the full experience.

Keine, Reimu, Sanae, Byakuren...

Any touhou who tries to kill you(almost all of them) for no reason is definitely not nice.
I think Kanako was really nice though.

>>6223913
Yeah, guess you are right.

Reisen, Meiling, Youmu, Mokou, Keine, Sanae, Kanako, Suwako, Aki sisters, Hina.

>>6223882
It's not about sexuality, just a kind protective mechanism.

See >>6223788 ? All of them have youkai blood, and even then they are barely present.

Normal human males cannot handle Gensokyo's titanic estrogen barrier, and are eliminated almost immediately.

Sanae has always struck me as a nice person. Nevermind the fact that she's actually lived in the real world and probably knows how to behave like a decent human being.

Besides her, I think Mokou would be nice to her fellow humans, if not aloof. She'd help someone who's lost their way in the bamboo forest, probably without ever letting them know she was there.

I also think Sakuya would probably be nice, as long as she doesn't need you for food for Remilia.

So yeah, the humans are most likely nice. Youkai (aside from Alice) are generally the less safe bet.

How many of you would seek out any of the ladies in Gensokyo if you were there?

They're too dangerous.

>>6223953
One day. ONE DAY.

You'll see.

>>6223955
Aw c'mon, I'm sure Yukari is nice!

>>6224037
>Yukari
>Nice
She likes to pull pranks on people because she is bored as hell, she is the opposite of nice, shes a bully.

>>6223961
What's the point of going to Gensokyo if you aren't gonna try to find your favorite Touhou?

Might as well just stay here.

>>6224051
She just needs someone to love and to be loved by. Women at age just want to be loved.

Mary and renko

KANE, byakuren and yuuka

>>6224051
Not if you approach her like a gentleman!

Hina is the nicest Touhou ever.

>>6223948

Exactly. Eientei is the safest place to run for. Worst case scenario, Eirin bundles you up and sends you to the Human Village with an actual Lunar Defense Corps ex-commando as your bodyguard. Shit yeah.

Best case scenario, you end up in her hospital and get to play with the bunnies all day while receiving regular treatment, having your vitals monitors, and eating drugs.

>>6224075
>>6224051
She just needs a hug.

>>6224078
>approach her like a gentleman
oh boy here we go

>Not if you approach her like a gentleman
bullies hate gentlemen the most though. they're the perfect target for trolling.

>>6224102
You're right. Anonymous doesn't know the meaning of the world 'gentleman'.

Meiling seems like she'd be helpful to someone who just accidentally into Gensokyo.

>>6224102
>>6224109
Scared, Anonymous?

nope, because i'm no gentleman at all.

actually i dislike them too, especially the fake e-gentlemen.

>>6224130
Yes

Keine (would guide me to the human village), Nitori (befriended), Hina (would keep me away from danger and take away my misfortunes), Mokou (guide me to the human village), Reisen (She would probably take me to eientei and be scolded for it), Moryia Shrine crew (they need more believers) and Byakuren

>>6224210
Those, most of the other touhous would just try to eat me or attack me for fun

Marisa and Reimu would mug me on the spot

>>6224121
As long as you don't try to break into the Scarlet Devil Mansion, of course.

Pretty much any place besides Moriya Shrine, the Human Village and maybe Hakugyokurou would lead you to a bad or horrible end, depending on who you'd meet.

>>6224172
No need to be

Little boy~

1. Go to Gensokyo
2. Open frilly dress shop
3. Make lots and lots of money
4. ???
5. Rule Gensokyo with the power of Capitalism

>>6224278
Coins might make pretty good danmaku.

>>6224296

You are not Inspector Zenigata.

>>6224296
Patented, do not steal!

Keine
Sanae
Hina
Moku
Meiling

A loving mom who raises a stray cat to be her own child must be a nice person, right?

>>6224093
A house full of racist xenophobic aliens sure is a good place for humans!

>>6224093
>>6224330
"Earthlings have always been, still are, and will always be stupid...And by the way... drugs can be used to attack, too! "-Eirin, MAlice Route

>>6224371
>>6224330

I'm obviously not going to barge in there like a rude person as Marisa would. Give me some credit.

>>6224371
She can think like that but that doesn't make her hostile towards humans.

>>6224371
Read CiLR and (the more dubious in validity) Inaba and Inaba. Eirin in particular mellowed out and everyone else is simply friendly.

>Read CiLR and (the more dubious in validity) Inaba and Inaba. Eirin in particular mellowed out and everyone else is simply friendly.

Is CILR a good source?

From the way it makes Eientei sound, if you touched down there you'd be warmly welcomed, given tea, and Kaguya would take you into her room and tell you stories.

I was going to mention it, but I anticipated "HURR DURR FANON SHIT". (Yes, even ZUN is not safe from that now. I'm so fucking confused sometimes.)

>>6224389
It'd be nice if Inaba counts as canon since that means Mokou and Kaguya just have foodfights nowadays and Kaguya does in fact like Mokou and Mokou in fact likes the rabbits

I'm black, if I go to gensokyo they'd think I was a youkai, reimu would think I'm a youkai and still kill me.

>>6224260

>>6224371

This ain't over yet you Moonbitch!

>>6224650

Spacecraft commander David Scott reporting in.

We've secured a Lunarian outpost near Hadley Rille. Holding this position until further orders. Do you copy?

>>6224650

You know, It would be kinda cool to see Neil Armstrong as a Touhou EX Boss.

>>6224668

RAMIREZ! Take out those Moonrabbits on the dark side of the Moon!

>>6224711

Butts in gear! Let's take out that hostile infantry!

>>6224371
>"Earthlings have always been, still are, and will always be stupid...And by the way... drugs can be used to attack, too!

I always knew Eirin was a stuck up bitch.

>>6224121
Shrine maidens are the kind of people you're allowed to eat, right?

the moon is already in our control though

>>6224484
Come here and let big, bad Yukarin spoil you~♥

>>6224842
In game dialogue?

>>6224854
From ESoD. On the other hand, Reimu was clearly acting aggressive and attacking her, so...

>>6224854
Along those lines, yes.

>>6224121
Signed. And given that she hasn't for some reason left her post, she'd probably also tell you that the Scarlet Devil Mansion isn't a safe place to be.

>>6224871
That doesn't matter, none of us are shrine maidens so we don't have to worry about being eaten.

>>6224911
She's still a youkai. End of story.

Most Anons claim they want to cuddle with their Touhou wife. They only see you as food (the youkai ones at least) and I do not think youkai care much for love, cuddling or any other typical human affection.

>>6224924
Everyone, even youkai, needs a hug some times!

>>6223850

well thats because reimu is batshit insane. half of the games she goes on a genocidal rampage for no clear reason

>>6224676

He'd probably be the most difficult boss to date if ZUN were to put Neil in the next game.

>>6224924
They do not KNOW any kind of typical human affection. They're youkai.

Someone needs to show it to them and they will love it.

>>6224974
Wait, youkai have hearts?

>>6225019
>Someone needs to show it to them and they will love it.
>they will love it

Yeah, when they're ripping your heart out of your chest.

>>6225028
Beast youkai obviously do.

>>6225037
That's racist.

>>6224371
>>6224650
>>6224668
>>6224721
Isn't it stated somewhere that the Lunarians said they need to revise their thoughts of the human thread level since it is higher than what they previously thought?

I bet if we shot that 55 megaton Tsar Bomba at the moon we'd fuck some serious shit up.

Byakuren's got her work cut out for her...

>>6224835
She's not stuck up. She's rightfully above human beings.

>>6225071
She can kiss my Earthling ass.

>>6225071
She is a human being.

>>6225097
She used to be a human until she started using magic to increase her lifespan, now she's a magician youkai.

Suika seems friendly enough that she might be of some use.

>>6225125
Wrong.

Lunarians don't extend their lifespan with magic. They extend their lifespan by freeing themselves of the cause of death and decay - Earth's impurities.

>>6225133
Oh wait I thought you guys were talking about Byakuren.
That's what I get for not reading the thread all the way through.

>>6225133
>earth's impurities

Like I said before, we need to nuke the moon.

>>6225155
>>6225093
U both jelly.

>>6225165
No, I'm more partial to gelatin thanks.