Despite their allegedly brutal nature, touhous are only ever shown drinking tea and eating sweets is this some sort of trick by reimu to try and pacify rebellious yokai by making them huge and lazy?

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Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:41:59 2010 No.6218952 [Reply] [Original]

Despite their allegedly brutal nature, touhous are only ever shown drinking tea and eating sweets

is this some sort of trick by reimu to try and pacify rebellious yokai by making them huge and lazy?

>>	deleted !t6J79s1XL6 Fri Oct 1 22:43:59 2010 No.6218963 >Fat Touhous Why is the fanbase so determined?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:46:59 2010 No.6218969 File: 582 KB, 1178x1000, 9986675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] from plotting world domination to what they want for dinner. how the SDM has changed

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:48:59 2010 No.6218971 Like I've said before. DO NOT WANT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:49:59 2010 No.6218973 >>6218969 I don't know if its the fact that I'm from murrika or what but I'm loving these fat touhous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:53:53 2010 No.6218986 File: 365 KB, 2000x2087, lol remilia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here's one I prepared earlier have some fat touhou OC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:55:59 2010 No.6218989 File: 65 KB, 697x483, 1239567608871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:55:59 2010 No.6218992 File: 932 KB, 777x884, IMG_0003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the whale smuggling business is popular in japan

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 22:58:59 2010 No.6219005 File: 268 KB, 1280x1008, Mistress_and_Maid_by_mihai1988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6218986 hey, is this yours as well?

Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:04:59 2010 No.6219035

you now realize that japan is making a statement about american touhou fans

we aren't worthy enough for their designs, so they make fatter versions to suit the rest of us gaijin

anyone who says they love fat chicks is a damn dirty liar (kind, but they are lying none the less)

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 1 23:07:59 2010 No.6219051 Finally, Touhous everyone on /jp/ can cosplay accurately!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:10:59 2010 No.6219058 File: 204 KB, 800x1077, Momiji_Inubashiri_by_mihai1988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219051 i'd kill to see a chubby/fat sakuya cosplayer here's a momiji

Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:15:59 2010 No.6219076
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you know, for all the weird fetishes which japan has, dick girls, tentacles etc, it's surprising that there is little content for healthy girls which has been a global fetish for centuries.

Would you play a fat chick dating sim/visual novel /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:18:59 2010 No.6219086 File: 111 KB, 600x746, 1277096653798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fat Touhou OC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:19:59 2010 No.6219089 >>6219076 I remember a visual novel where you fuck a fat girl`s belly button, if that counts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:21:59 2010 No.6219103 >>6219076 No. But I would play a fat chick shmup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:22:59 2010 No.6219107 File: 442 KB, 500x705, 1285502016859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6218969 >>6219005 >>6218986 pic related

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Fri Oct 1 23:23:59 2010 No.6219109 OH MY GOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:23:59 2010 No.6219112 >>6218986 Mihai?! Fucking hell uncensored please. And update your devart more often.

>>	LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI Fri Oct 1 23:25:59 2010 No.6219116 >>6219109 There is no such thing in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:25:59 2010 No.6219119 >>6219103 I also remember a some shump where you play a plump Aya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:26:59 2010 No.6219121 File: 384 KB, 700x979, 2de375b90923b51ee92632f8fb506be3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219103 where you 'consume' the bullets? I think I can actually see it happening yuyuko and letty for the main characters as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:30:59 2010 No.6219142 >>6219121 There's a fanfic about that on a jap site. Nearest I can tell Marisa is going around gensokyo trying to find out why getting hit with danmaku fattens you up and why everyone is suddenly larger and lazier than usual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:31:59 2010 No.6219145 File: 125 KB, 900x1036, extra_pig_dog_sakuya_for_doc_by_thepervertwithin-d2ypa60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fat is always the new moe

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:31:59 2010 No.6219146 >>6219121 More like Yuyuko is the Stage 6 boss, and as instigator of whatever random incident she's fat enough she doesn't need the fan to take up the entire stage.

Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:33:59 2010 No.6219153
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I know I am supposed to ignore them, to give the other cheek, to forgive and forget.

BUT FUCK YOU GUYS, I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH. I MAD. I FUCKING MAD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:34:59 2010 No.6219160 File: 153 KB, 850x837, lol eientei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and now for something a little different for the mildly healthy lovers

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:35:59 2010 No.6219165 File: 740 KB, 800x1298, 1284166746323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /r/ing mystia being force fed like a goose to creake foie gras.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:37:59 2010 No.6219172 >>6219165 is it just me, or does tewi's head look like it got twisted all the way around?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:39:59 2010 No.6219183 File: 409 KB, 640x480, 1284177368582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219172 Yeah, it's the necklace. It bounced off Reisen's stomach and swung all the way to her back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:42:59 2010 No.6219204 File: 196 KB, 800x1131, Utsuho_Reiuji_by_mihai1988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you take requests mihai?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Fri Oct 1 23:44:59 2010 No.6219212 >>6219204 I guess this is tolerable.

Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:50:59 2010 No.6219234
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i've always found plump reimu adorable

I imagine her getting freaked out at actually having a belly after living on nothing but grass and meager donations, but eventually growing to love the feeling

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 1 23:55:59 2010 No.6219261 I don't think this is in fact mihai, if that Eientei pic counts as evidence.

Scorn Fri Oct 1 23:58:53 2010 No.6219279 [DELETED]

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>>6218986

Sakuya would gladly make bacon sandwiches for Remilia. She'd give her life for her. Not even for the gratification of a sexual partnership either. That's why she's her personal slave. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, custard puddings, and cherry soda would bring Sakuya great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals, Sakuya would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, Sakuya would not grow tired of serving her. She would work harder than ever to make her happy. She would learn to cook new recipes, she would roast entire turkeys for her, She would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli vampire, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell at her maid with fat, blubbering lips: Sakuya!, it's time for mah dinner!

And Sakuya would come. Fork and knife in hand, she would enter her bedroom. Remilia's glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as Sakuya sank her teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, Remilia's blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As Sakuya neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then it would be the maid's turn to feast. Oh would she feast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:01:59 2010 No.6219305 >>6219279 Goddamnit. How do you even know how to troll a fat fetishist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:05:59 2010 No.6219328 >>6219279 SCOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:10:59 2010 No.6219361 File: 220 KB, 1600x1200, 128478617318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219279

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Oct 2 00:11:59 2010 No.6219367 File: 578 KB, 1000x800, 1267898903956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like to have something to hold on, but this is too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:12:59 2010 No.6219373 File: 113 KB, 242x226, angryalice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219279 GO BACK TO BED SCORN

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:12:59 2010 No.6219374 >>6219328 It's gotta be Scorn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:14:59 2010 No.6219382 >>6219142 Do you have a link to that fanfic, before this thread goes under? I know it's pathetic, but sometimes stories can be fappable even through the twisting fog of Google Translate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:16:59 2010 No.6219395 >>6219382 does anyone have the momiji chocolates story?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:19:59 2010 No.6219414 >>6219367 all the other images in this thread are some queer fetish, but that is the real patchy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:19:59 2010 No.6219416 File: 35 KB, 1280x800, Anti Spiral 17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they don't recognize that copypasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:19:59 2010 No.6219417 I love the Scarlet sisters. You can imagine the hate every time I see this artist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:25:59 2010 No.6219440 >>6219417 Remi and Flan really are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:25:59 2010 No.6219441 Yeah, well, I wish he would get on to doing some other characters, so whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:28:59 2010 No.6219445 File: 1008 KB, 1000x1000, 13056669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219441 what other girls did you have in mind?

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:35:59 2010 No.6219467
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>>6219445
Well, now that you mention it, I was hoping to see some of Yuka at some point, some of Yuyuko. You'd think there'd be more of the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:37:59 2010 No.6219474 >>6219119 I remember that video. Damned if I can remember what the name was, but the concept art was hnnnngh. Just plump enough to be crazy hot in a way a lot of bigger stuff isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:45:59 2010 No.6219491 File: 143 KB, 458x1200, touhoucomic1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there is his comic as well

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:54:59 2010 No.6219522 File: 237 KB, 768x1024, 128384802510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fat SDM thread >no meiling SHAME ON YOU

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 00:58:59 2010 No.6219534
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>>6219522
My apologies.

...wait. You're not Raging-Banebou, are you?
I mean, there aren't many of us. The chances have got to be pretty reasonable that one of the people here is the one who keeps commissioning all this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 01:11:59 2010 No.6219571 File: 127 KB, 700x800, 3394d3be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still nothing on that Japanese fanfic? I don't even know how to go about searching for such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 01:17:59 2010 No.6219604 File: 24 KB, 310x313, l4d-ellis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hol-ee shit. Nick, have you ever seen so many Boomers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 09:50:59 2010 No.6221161 Bump for the bump god. Also Mihai, if you're still around, do you put up your stuff anywhere other than devart and that muffin talk forum? I noticed a few things you put up on imageshack for muffin got taken down and I've been itching to see them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 09:55:59 2010 No.6221182 >>6218989 Gachapin~!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 09:59:59 2010 No.6221195 >>6219374 >>6219373 >>6219328 Nope, not me. Let the guy who wrote that have the credit. S' good one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 10:15:59 2010 No.6221239 >>6219571 http://www.geocities.jp/sandanbaraiyayo/SStoho.htm This is all the touhou fics on this site. I just used google translate and rikaichan to get an idea of what's going on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:36:59 2010 No.6221560 File: 93 KB, 628x356, 1285700749568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6221239 >Japans geocities hasn't been taken down yet. My face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:38:59 2010 No.6221566 File: 23 KB, 310x313, l4d-nick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6219604 Tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:43:59 2010 No.6221579 >>6219534 >>6219467 >>6219145 I fucking love pervertwithin's fat touhous. I wish both he and Mihai would draw more of them Mihai, if you're still around, could you draw a fat meiling please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:45:59 2010 No.6221581 Reimu can't get fat. the Ying-yang orbs have the following magic powers: to turn into a cat to smell nice to keep the owner from becoming fat no matter how many sweets they eat. oh and I guess they can shoot bullets

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:50:59 2010 No.6221597 File: 94 KB, 684x1000, 0a496959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6221581 it says she can't get fat on SWEETS doesn't mean she can't get fat in general

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:50:59 2010 No.6221598 >>6219234 It's canon Reimu can't get fat. Her Ying-Yang orbs prevent it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 11:51:59 2010 No.6221604 >>6221598 I prefer the fanon where her lack of money prefents it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 12:48:59 2010 No.6221815 File: 485 KB, 751x1079, 12990899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fat china for all and fat fetishist sakuya

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 13:52:59 2010 No.6222026 File: 631 KB, 2890x1785, Feed_Me_Maid_by_shydude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your touhoes are not big enough.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:02:59 2010 No.6222244
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>>6222026
I contest that assertion.

>>6221239
>It was not a conscious part of myself that exists deep psychological Reimu.
>(Ie, a preference for fat people ] [ Reimu was that of ]

This is hilarious and strangely arousing at the same time. Thank you.

Anonymous Sat Oct 2 15:09:59 2010 No.6222262

>>6222244
According to Google Translate/Babelfish, the plot of one of those stories is that Marisa eats bad mushrooms and comes back to the shrine fat, arousing a deep, inner passion in Reimu, who that night kidnaps Wriggle Nightbug, Mystia Lorelei, and a salmon to fatten up in her secret basement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 19:24:59 2010 No.6223332 >>6222262 SUCH GENIUS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 19:26:59 2010 No.6223343 can anybody post that deleted story?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 19:39:59 2010 No.6223404 >>6222262 According to google that "salmon" is Yamame. Delicious fat spider. >>6223343 It was just the Manabi ONII-CHAN IT'S TIME FOR MAH DINNER copypasta with Remi and Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 19:48:59 2010 No.6223431 >>6222244 Somehow I find this picture cute in some weird way

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 20:03:59 2010 No.6223483 File: 72 KB, 734x404, yotsuba_glorious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Joe DDM !hCDkJoeDDM Sat Oct 2 20:05:59 2010 No.6223493 File: 1.05 MB, 1024x1280, garrnoms2_FA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuckit, do I have to bleach my eyes with furry art again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 20:08:59 2010 No.6223502 >>6223493 >bleach my eyes with furry What?

>>	Joe DDM !hCDkJoeDDM Sat Oct 2 20:11:59 2010 No.6223515 >>6223502 Fat dragons > fat Touhoes.

>>	Joe DDM !hCDkJoeDDM Sat Oct 2 20:18:59 2010 No.6223536 File: 1.24 MB, 1024x1280, garrnoms1_FA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whole thread is fucking agonising to look at. So here, have complementary eyebleach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 20:23:59 2010 No.6223562 File: 231 KB, 1024x981, momijiabouttosuffocateaya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 20:25:59 2010 No.6223568 A little bit of fat is a-okay. Most of this shit is ridiculous.

>>	Joe DDM !hCDkJoeDDM Sat Oct 2 20:26:59 2010 No.6223577 File: 900 KB, 1024x1280, garrnoms3_FA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6223568 I'd imagine this furfaggotry is more of the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 20:33:59 2010 No.6223610 File: 300 KB, 2056x1151, ShikieikiAndKomachiMS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do I have to delve into this guy's stuff or what.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 2 21:43:59 2010 No.6223889 File: 163 KB, 700x1000, 4047132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6223562 fuck year! mihai! so cute yet fappable at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 00:35:59 2010 No.6224626 Oh hell no. Start your own horribly perverse thread, this one's ours. >>6223610 Don't you even dare.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 00:37:59 2010 No.6224637 >>6223889 I don't think I've seen that one before. It's not new, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 15:35:59 2010 No.6227722 File: 391 KB, 714x1000, fattouhous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She sits around doing nothing but reading books. What did you expect?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 17:30:59 2010 No.6228336 >>6227722 Books are heavy. Must be hard to lift them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 17:33:59 2010 No.6228349 File: 105 KB, 454x355, Fatchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6228336 She has magick for such menial tasks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 17:34:59 2010 No.6228354 You'd think magic would be powered by calories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 17:37:59 2010 No.6228364 File: 289 KB, 516x992, fatchouli v2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6228354 Which is what makes her a formidable magician. Her daily caloric intake is higher than the average bear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 17:40:59 2010 No.6228381 So, is >>6219160 getting uploaded anywhere? What about the earlier one? I haven't seen them before and now one's deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 3 18:00:59 2010 No.6228500 File: 106 KB, 900x1239, maxine_brenner_sketch_by_thepervertwithin-d2ylyfl[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nazrin? Why not.

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