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Nothing at all

Chronic diarrhea

i have autism of the limbs

>>6214339
Acne, fat and bad eyesight.

I'm too selfless.

I have a penis and a lack of boobies

Poor eyesight,very weak,bad accent,shit social skills,laziness,Genital warts.

I don't have mental deficiencies.

I'm just lazy.

I think I have diabetes. After every meal I'm overly tired, to the point of being dizzy and nearly passing out if I'm standing up. I have to lay down until I feel normal enough to stand back up, but even then I feel tired until I go to sleep.

I post on /jp/.

I have a vagina ;-;

I'm always hungry.

My muscles are wasting away from years of sitting on my ass

I have fold lines on my upper stomach from sitting so often even though I'm not fat.

>>6214372
this.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Chronic Pelvic Pain Syndrome.

Acne, bad teeth, no tan, no muscle.

But hey, at least I'm not fat.

>>6214371

EEEEWWWW

I've lost so much cushoning on my ass area, that it feels as if I were sitting on a board.

I've got this cramp in the areas underneath my shoulderblades.

I have anisocoria.

I had bad head damage when I was a kid, so I have constant headaches. Also extreme shyness.

>>6214433
Oops, that last one is mental I guess.

Astigmatism, fluid in the ear, and a cough that won't go away

>>6214402
so i'm not the only one...

Dead.

Asthma and rhinitis.

>>6214339
>Besides your mental deficiencies what is wrong with you?
As a solipsist I can truthfully say that my only problem is my mental deficiency.
As a solipsist I can also truthfully say that all your problems is my mental deficiency.

Also, I have the flu.

>>6214339
I've got a bad case of lovin' you.

>>6214470
No pill's gonna cure your ill?

>>6214339
I don't have any magic circuits.

>>6214371
so I fingered a girl, and she kind of liked it but questionable, tips on how to do so more successfully?

severe insomnia

I can't grow a beard above my neck.

>>6214473
I've got it bad, and I've got it good.

>>6214494
Wow, what a beta male.
Here's a tip for next time son: the girl's supposed to finger you

Nothing really. I'm just a very lazy man. I blame my spic blood.

>>6214366
>I don't have mental deficiencies.
Oh, I'm sure she could fix that.

I've got the crabs.

I can't find a job. That's it really.

>>6214339
Well doctor, I have Neurofibromatosis, bad eyesight & I hate it, what should i do other than killing my self.

nearsighted and slurred speech even when sober, probably due to never talking to anyone ;_;

underweight, no money

>>6214557
donate your body to me

What's right with me?

Sometimes I like to touch my penis.

I have the flu.

Recovering, but it still sucks.

>>6214583
i haven't even heard of this game before and I hate it already

Prostate issues.

I have a condition called pectus excavatum, it makes breathing fun

I've been having these neck pains that are translating into headaches for almost the entire week. Shit sucks.

I've got a big crack going down the middle of my butt

i'm deaf in my left ear

I have a small speech impediment and awful acne.

>>6214601
It just means you're the next step in DFC.

Imagine a shy girl with pectus excavatum blushing and stuttering while saying that it's okay if you stick your dick into her hollowed-out, delicious flat chest so long as it's you.

I'd cum so hard that my semen would go right through her ribcage into the lungs.

>>6214634
Jesus christ that mental image is amazing

>>6214339
What in the world is wrong with Eirin's arms? no matter how you look at it, there's something wrong with at least one of them?

>>6214650
The left hand isn't hers. Eirin's left hand is out of the frame doing lewd things to Udonge, who in turn is adjusting Eirin's glasses.

>>6214664
And by left I mean right because I'm dyslexic. Cure me Eirin.

advanced gum disease, rheumatoid arthritis, chronic bronchitis (which is improving)

I'm fat.

>>6214709
Fuck off.

>>6214713
Fuck off.

I also have eczema on my hands and I'm susceptible to migraine headaches.

>>6214710

So angry.

>>6214716
Fuck off.

>>6214714

Oh, it's too late for that, sweetheart.

>>6214724
Fuck off.

>>6214721

I'm not going to do that, bro.

>>6214730
Fuck off.

>>6214727

Probably neurosis. Also eyesight getting worse with each year.

>>6214736
Fuck off.

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>>6214739

This is a new favorite of mine.

>>6214744
Fuck off.

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>>6214752
Fuck off.

>>6214763

>>6214766
Fuck off.

>>6214770

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>>6214713
Reported.

Just please get out. It's not just one person saying it.

>>6214787

Yeah, that's a lie.

>>6214787