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HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA

>> No.6207382

Reported.

>> No.6207389

>>6207382
U MAD

>> No.6207396

Where the hell is the meido?

>> No.6207397

>>6207389
wow what a f*cking nerd

>> No.6207400

>>6207396
寝ます

リポートしました

>> No.6207410

WEABOOS, WEABOOS EVERYWHERE

>> No.6207412

>>6207379
Hello sir,
I just wanted to point out your pseudo-Japanese translation of this popular meme was incredibly funny, and gave me a good laugh.
Please keep up the good work and apply this winning formula to more funny memes out there.

Have a nice day.

>> No.6207415

Why can't I stop loling?

>> No.6207417

>>6207410
trolled hard

>> No.6207434

Omg hai ^____^ Im Ai-chan and I absolutely luuuv @______@ Japan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about teh BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Ken-sama!! <333333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw&KEN-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KEN-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a weapon shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE KATANA!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SOME BAKA GAIJIN CAUSE KEN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Ken-sama held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became japanese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>> No.6207446

Some of us laugh whenever you use weeaboo as an insult or say "WELL, YEAH I CAN GO FUCK LIKE 20 BITCHES,

I BET YOU REAL MAD". Neither of those things phase us in the slightest.

In reality /jp/ is the best-composed and most closed-circle board here (which isn't saying much since it

used to be much more closed and elitist in the past).

Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase

than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually

work. Despite having some NEETs here (they are around on every board honestly) they generally are

composed and civilized unlike in other boards like /r9k/ where they are pissing their pants with

insecurity about not being good looking or having any real prospects / notable qualities in life. From

this insecurity comes an overcompensation of anger and showmanship that easily manifests on the shittier

boards here. They think that by being mad and acting tough they can hide the fact that they are just as

pathetic (if not far moreso for lying to themselves) as whoever they are insulting.

Also /sci/ could have been a contender when it booted up, but it quickly attracted too many idiots who

don't know shit about science and is now mostly a shitpile of algebra homework and religious troll

threads. You see, I take that personally because I'm a molecular biologist and would have welcomed

another board to enjoy on 4chan besides /jp/.

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