/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Also more then likely ensure /jp/ never breeds again.

I'm sure that's already covered.

This game looks good. I-it's not like I'm gonna fall in love or anything...

So it is just a dating simulater with a cute underage Japanese schoolgirl whom has been your childhood friend ever since you can remember and is awkwardly in love with you?

I don't get it how is this big ne-

>3D
Oh fuck.

3D pig delicious

More like old news, /v/. But hey, I'm getting a 3DS for this.

>>6204452
We don't need to breed. We only need to infect the offsprings of those who have bred to assure /jp/ will live forever.

pls tell me how to get loveplus for iphone with no jap phone

>>6204465
Nah, she's just the tennis club star at your new school. You're supposed to teach her about fast food and poor people and stuff.

>>6204465
Love Plus is pretty big amongst dating simulator because it lets you actually date your girlfriend, instead of cutting off the game at the confession scene.

>>6204496

>>6204510
So what's the incentive to keep playing it? Doesn't it run out of things to do or end up repeating the same lines over and over?

>>6204527
new season new events, her birthday, your birthday, her new clothes etc etc

>>6204527
you don't need "incentive" to finish it, it's supposed to be played like ten-twenty minutes each day to relax and soothe you.
Of course if you rush it you're going to see everything the game has in two weeks.
It's just a different playstyle. Sometimes you study with her, you do exercise with her, you sleep together, etc.
Plus+ even had an emergency button to dissuade you out of suiciding.

>>6204527
The same could be asked of real women too.

>>6204562
Ah yeah that button thing, what did it do in the end?
And what happens if you press it all the time?

>>6204571
Dunno, didn't try it. But you can't do that, it has some sort of system where you can only use it very rarely.
The producers said that once you use it, you have to grind a lot of events before being able to use it again or something, because they wanted to let it keep that "only for emergencies" feeling.

>>6204562
>Plus+ even had an emergency button to dissuade you out of suiciding.

Wait what?

Like real suicide?

How would that work anyways? Does it call up an emergency suicide hotline for you or something?

>>6204599
I think it's something like a really comforting speech from the girl. Like I said, I didn't try it.
And they really just described it as "emergency button", but really, considering the type of people this game panders to, it's not that farfetched to think about suicide.

If you are using a flashcart, you know you can actually copy your save file onto your computer and after using the button you could copy back your save and replaced the used one or you could just reset the game after the used the button. not too sure about the latter as I would really want to get over with my anniversary before moving onto love+.

Get the fuck out of my turf, /v/.

>>6204615
>considering the type of people this game panders to, it's not that farfetched to think about suicide.

Indeed. I was less surprised than i should have been when i heard about it.

Was the DS version ever translated? I thought I saw a /jp/ translation group when it came out.

>>6204648
Nope, stuck at 1/4 with something like 12 or so translators working on it, shit's hilarious.

Pretty awesome stuff bro.

Imagine how advanced the girlfriend simulators will be 20 years from now. The things will have a USB port for your penis.

My girlfriend is everything 3D promised but couldn't deliver in my youth. We've spent a full year together and I'm a happier, more together person for it. There's no way I'll ever return to pigs. A simple relationship based on love is completely beyond their abilities.

As long as the models are not as pixelated as the original ones, I'll be happy.
I'm not updated on the 3DS specs, is that actual gameplay quality or just advertising? I find it hard to believe they can come out of the screen like in OP.

So we're falling more and more on artificials girl while real women are only interested about how to fight us and acquire more power in society..?

I fucking love this world, this is getting more and more interesting.

>>6204668

i heard there's this rad new Girlfriend Simulator out

>>6204697

>>6204703

even more rad

it's called Outside

>This game is single-handedly going to make Japan go extinct.

What the fuck, why?

The girl isn't even good-looking. There are games with much cuter girls out there.

>>6204707
but it's not a simulation

>>6204695
>I find it hard to believe they can come out of the screen like in OP.

3DS has a new hologram feature.

> extinct
So ? Even if it was true, there are whores everywhere all over the world (and stupids normalfags to make them pregnant)
Don't worry about impossibilities like extinction.

ZUN could become a billionaire if he sold the rights to a Touhou version(s).

>3DS has two screens; the top screen is a 3.53-inch 5:3 3D screen with a resolution of 800×240 pixels that is able to produce a stereoscopic three-dimensional effect without 3D glasses

Holy shit.

Does 3DS support Nintendo DS games?

>>6204742
Yes but no 3D features included. Only newer 3DS games get 3D

Yay, more reasons to spen dmoney to get another useless handheld game console!

>what the fuck
>freaking gooks
;_;

>>6204742
yes! which makes me really want to sell off my current NDSL ASAP before it's price plummets even more

>>6204737
> able to produce a stereoscopic three-dimensional effect without 3D glasses

It still don't understand how this works

So I'm not a huge Love Plus fan, but 3DS is going to kill my wallet. So much awe- wait what?

http://www.siliconera.com/2010/09/29/tales-of-the-abyss-leaps-onto-nintendo-3ds/

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>6204782
the screen has two sets of pixels aimed at your two eyes seperately

>>6204782
You've never seen 3D photos or postcards?

>>6204782
You obviously insert a plug into your brain and directly connect to the 3DS Anon.

Oh god, the world of Ressentiment is becoming more and more true, soon i will be able to have sex with my imaginary waifu.

>>6204795
In b4 Laughing Man

as long as they don't come out with a version for women to enjoy, I'm ALLLLLL for this.

>>6204795
Don't underestimate Glorious Nippon, they'll with definitely make it someday.

>>6204805
Pretty sure some women can still enjoy this, if you know what I mean.
Better go kill yourself now anon.

>>6204805
It's impossible from a business standpoint. No company would pay women to play their games.

>>6204805
> a version for women
I wouldn't put it past women, after all they want to steal all of ours stuff.

Tange Sakura plays it. She's dating MomoRinko.

> they want to steal...
They're already stealing anon.

>>6204805
They have already made one for the DS didn't they? and that one pretty much got translated in speed of light than the love plus for guys.

>>6204805
Women play games because they find the characters cute. Very few play for the challenge.

>>6204834
>got translated in speed of light
I don't know if i should be happy or mad about this.

>>6204452
>/jp/ never breeds
Sure.
>again.
Wait, what?

>version for ronery girls
GAHHH. I retract my previous statement.
As if japanese/korean women these days weren't blinded enough by their fantasies of the "perfect man" they see so much in their dramas. They would never "settle" for anything less, as a man would!

fffuuuu

>>6204835
Wow, look at this expert.
Tokimeki was enjoyable not so much because of the challenge though it did make those challenging characters somewhat more desirable. No, it's for the experience of meeting the character. The first impression, the personality and the secrets underneath.

I'm guessing that Loveplus is popular because it offers that and girls have a real kinda depth to them. If and when Loveplus finally finished its translation, I guarantee it's gonna cause a frenzy.

>>6204835
Wow, look at this expert.
Tokimeki was enjoyable not so much because of the challenge though it did make those challenging characters somewhat more desirable. No, it's for the experience of meeting the character. The first impression, the personality and the secrets underneath.

I'm guessing that Loveplus is popular because it offers that and the girls have a real kinda depth to them. If and when Loveplus finally finishes its translation, I guarantee it's gonna cause a frenzy.

We should just go and beg those women that translated the girl version. I'm pretty sure those women would probably finish it before the bunch of fakers that were pretending to translate them.

Clearly pre-rendered. Very smooth and shiny mode. Go look at actual 3DS screenshots. You get PS2/PSP-level graphics. No anti-aliasing. Nothing will appear to stick out beyond the boundary of the 3DS screen borders. It uses two sets of pixels, not holograms.

That photographing and point-the-machine-to-look-around element should be technically possible, given the machine's motion sensing capabilities.

>>6204907
that shit might fly on /v/, but it's lost on /jp/, sorry.

>>6204907
Can you save-load game progress?

>>6204907
Outside is hardcore mode, you dont respawn. Fuck that. Also you get banned for life with no ban evasion for raping lolies. Its highly overrated.

>>6204912
>MMORPG
>save-load
what.

>>6204907
Hey! I know that game!... I'm a pretty successful merchant selling printer inks... Lol!...

>>6204907
Almost as funny as it was five years ago.

3D PIG DISGUSTING

>>6205582
It's only pseudo-3D, it's fine. As long as it brings your waifu closer to reality, third dimension is allowed.

Hm, how do I download a DS?

>>6204805
I wouldn't mind there being a version for girls, gay guys could play it too.

3DPD

>>6205582
Me: Well at least handhelds are still 2D.

Nintendo: We are proud to announce 3DS

Me; Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

>>6205605
Kidnapping children and dressing them up as Touhou characters is okay, then?

>>6205664
Don't worry, they won't be able to make all their games 3D. It just won't work.

If it's the same content as in the original, I don't really see the point of buying this. Weak 3D effects aren't worth it.

I'd rather wait for more info before saying OMG WANT THIS NAOW

>>6205669
Wait.. are you telling me it isnt?

I dunno I currently have nothing else to look forward.
Now boarding the bandwagon. When's this 3DDS supposed to hit the market?

>>6205671
When you have 3D in the title of the bloody system, it sort of encourages people to use it.

>>6205685
February in Japan, March in the US

>>6205669
you're being a prude. Dressing an already existing child isn't the same as a fictional character created with pseudo-3D effects.
Plenty of people have videogame waifus, so that's 3D pig disgusting as well?
I get that you think saying "lol 3DPD XD" in this case is extremely funny, but really, give it a break.

>>6205698
Do you think video games are exclusively 3D CG? Most of the video game waifus mentioned on this board are from 2D games.

3D PIG DISGUSTING IN MY 2D WAIFU?

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

>>6205706
I know, still, Miku for example has 3D cg games. Persona has 3D models. Tokimeki Memorial has cellshading games.
Saying 3DPD just because it's not a drawing but rendered polygons is juvenile at best.

>>6205719
>I know, still, Miku for example has 3D cg games.
Vocaloid is a voice synthesizer program, it's not a game series. They aren't any graphics.

>Persona has 3D models
You know the first two, the good ones? They are 2D.

>Tokimeki Memorial has cellshading games.
It did? I don't remember any.

>Saying 3DPD just because it's not a drawing but rendered polygons is juvenile at best.

Uncanny valley. It's been proved that 3D CG is creepy looking to people, while 2D isn't.

>>6205740

some people get used to it. kigurumis used to seem creepy to me but after a few dozen threads here they don't seem that odd at all.

Too bad region locking is going to fuck me over from getting this. I'll wait for the 3DS to get hacked to buy one.

>>6205768
Well, that's nice for you I guess, but I never get used to those creepy masks no matter how many times I see them.

>>6205740
There are two Miku games for the PSP. The graphics are pretty good, actually.

>>6205582
>>6205659
>>6205710
You faggots don't even know what 3DPG means.

Hint: it's not the dimensions that we find disgusting.

Go back to /a/.

>>6205793
Oh, come on, stop trying to act like a /jp/ regular.

>>6205793
Do you remember when somebody posted a screencap from a 3D Final Fantasy game and the first three replies were "3D;PD?" Good times.

>>6205793
>we

Is that pluralis majestatis? Because you certainly aren't a spokeperson for any group, especially not one that has anything to do with /jp/.

And personally, I do find 3D disgusting in any shape and form. Especially the computer-generated one.

I do find the third dimension to be a little offputting.
But I guess this all starting when I took to concepts I wasn't all too familiar with. I'll try giving it a go since 3D technology seems to be in something of a bubble right now, maybe I gain something. If not, I suppose I'll just take an elitist/puritan stance on the whole issue.

>>6205740
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaQixgZYt8
Miku's got games now, guy. I'm just gonna leave this here. Throw a bemani-like interface on top of that and that's the game, pretty much.

>>6204805
>>6204819
>>6204818
HELLO, BOYS!

>>6204805
Lots of girls play Love Plus.

I thought he was going to peek at her panties.

>>6204849
Your fault for caring about 3D sluts in the first place

>>6206218
Only lesbians.

Apparently they are almost done with the Girl's Side 2nd Season translation and already planning ahead for the Girl's Side 3rd Story. I died a little inside.

>>6207105
Can't wait to make those Valentine chocolates!

>>6207105
Why the fuck is shit like this translated but not Love Plus.

>>6207316
俺の彼女を訳すわけ？
冗談すんな

>>6207316
Yeah, what the fuck is with that?

>>6208817
Because fujoshi > You lazy fucks.

>>6207316
Tokimeki Memorial > Love Plus

How does one with no social skills make 400$ to buy a 3DS and LP?

>>6208855
Sell stuff on eBay

>>6208855
Mental illness disabilty pension.

I'm not really that excited. Love Plus+ was just the same game with minor updates, I doubt this will be any different. I'll still be getting a 3DS at launch though if it's only like 300 bucks, and I'm sure there will be flash carts out soon enough so I don't have to buy games.

>>6208868
Exploiter.

>>6208878
Sure, but most of us are mentally ill in some way. The rest are mad that they work instead of NEET.

>>6208900
I'm just saying, I'm honorable about my government aid. I just get food, test vouchers, textbooks and internet access. Oh, yeah, and this computer I'm typing on, but it's 7 years old, anyway.

>>6208868
I've been thinking about this, but having to see a psychiatrist or whatever is quite an ordeal.

bumps

DAT

FUCKING

VOICE

Saori Hayami is glorious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfy9KvPHVz8

>>6209694
> Manaka voiced by Saori Hayami
> Rinko voiced by Sakura Tange
Damn, I've been missing out.

>>6207316
Shut up you dumb fuck, Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side is golden.

>>6209744
>Sakura
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12241655

>>6209755
Too bad, she's a bit too old now.

>>6209781
I don't even care with Sakura.

You guys know the 3DS is experimenting with augmented reality right? So will this game be taking advantage of that? Like, you put the DS camera up to your bed and she sits down and waves at you?

I'm sold if that's the case.

wow 3ds was announced how long ago?!

>>6210045
The thread isn't about 3DS, /b/friend. Work on your reading comprehension.

>>6204742
>>6204737
>>6204695

>>6210049
was referring to the above

>>6210054
You're mistakenly thinking all of us care about being updated on the vidya.
I saw the 3DS launch at E3, and never bothered to look up anything after that.

>>6210054
Whatever. Take your ancient image macros back to /b/.

>>6210060
>>6210059
Is it me or did it get abit faggy up in ere....

>augmented reality
was wondering if anyone else knew that too.

NINTENDO THRI DI ESSU

The newfaggotry in this thread smells a lot like the bullshit usually seen on /v/. I think it's time some people go back to their board and stop acting like it's the first time they heard of this game.

>>6210162
>THRI DI ESSU
I think you mean SURI DI ESSU.

>>6209744
>> Rinko voiced by Sakura Tange
Wait, she voices Rinko? I heard she plays Love Plus and is dating Rinko, that means she's dating her own voice?
Awesome.

Game of the Year!