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I didn't care because suwako is a horrible character

Virgin birth, etc

It's not like she's a whore.
She's just old. And a MILF because of Sanae.

>>6187919
suwako is not the mother mary

QUALITY THREAD

Also >>6187909 (like the entire MoF cast)

Meh. At my age, virgins are unlikely anyway. I'm severely attracted to a woman 15+ years older than me. I wish I knew how to ask her out. We work together, which makes it potentially awkward.

Suwako is ZUNs greatest enemy.
reason: all of ZUNs characters are either obviously whores or pure. Suwako is the only one who is an obvious MILF but seems pure. Fucking ZUN.

>>6187945

Female frogs lay eggs. Fertilization is external.

>implying that procreation among divine gods is limited to the penile-vaginal penetration method.

oh neckbeard, you so crazy.

I don't care about things like that. Suwako is cute. However, somehow I've come to associate her too much with frogs, so I instinctively think of wet slimy feel and tadpoles sometimes when I think about her.

>>6187957
She's not a frog though.
She's an earth goddess.
The whole Suwako's connection to Frogs is all fandom.
i wish that wasn't the case. ;_;

>>6187965
The method doesn't matter, fool! The idea of procreation itself is impure!

>>6187965
A long long time ago, Suwako was struck in the head with a cleaver, and Sanae's great great great grandmother sprung fully-formed from her head.

>>6187974
OP here.
Hence: why she's a MILF.

You guys are the last people to talk about purity. Think about it. Would you really judge her based on purity if you had the chance to touch her titties?

>>6187988
she has none. dfc

So what?Pure girls are boring anyways

>>6187993
Titties are titties. Flat or not.

>>6187942
>15+ years older than me

Wow that would be like me being attracted to a 40something year old. Feels bad man. I can never have MILFs, only women near my age or grandmas.

Every standard 6-stage + extra Touhou game

Hey, some Big Bad is doing something. I/We should investigate.
Stage 1 Boss: What are you doing here? Oh whatever. It can't be helped. Let's fight.
Stage 2 Boss: What are you doing here? Huh? Doing something? Whatever. I'm in your way. It can't be helped. Let's fight.
Stage 3 Boss: What are you doing here? Oh, that weird event that's going on? Yeah, I don't know anything about it. It can't be helped. Let's fight.
Stage 4 Boss: So you're the one who's been coming this way. The weird event that's going on? Yeah, what of it? Like I'll allow you to stop it! Let's fight.
Stage 5 Boss: Hi, I'm directly related in some way to the Big Bad that's behind it all. I'm here to stop you. Let's fight.
Stage 6 Boss: So finally you make it here. You're a disturbance in my plans. Time to die.
Extra: I'm somehow related to the Stage 6 Boss. You're here to fight, huh? Let's do this.

>The character(s) from Touhou XX suck!
>Yeah!
>Character XYZ is such a slut!
>mfw

>>6188017
And PMS is a bitch.

>>6188019
Get out, tropefag, and take your bad posts with you.

Can't expect someone who dresses like this to be pure.

>>6188019
Except UFO. Everyone but Kogasa was related.

>>6188044
Calling out a bad post in a Touhou purity thread is like asking one of many flies to get off a dung heap.

your face when you realized Marisa is used goods [s

I love Suwako for who she is.