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All of them.

all of them

A Thompson smg and a 1911....

I think I'm in love.

All of them

how the fuck can you not fap to reisen? are you a homosexual?

I can't fap to the touhous often depicted as lolis, also Ran and Chen.

None.

I don't fap to touhou.

>>6182744
>I can't fap to the touhous often depicted as lolis

Are you a homosexual?

Because there aren't any doujins to fap with.

>>6182730
Wait, do you mean you love her so much that you can't fap to her because you respect her or are saying you're not sexually attracted to her ? The later would be quite worrying...

As for your question, I can fap to a lot of things.

Cirno and Chen. I hate them way too much to get turned on by them.

I can't fap to Touhous I haven't beaten yet.

It's a rule.

Whay is touhou?
Is it like some anime?
I never heard of it, must be shit.
Why you fat nerds obessing over something like that? You all fail at lofe.

>>6182757
obviously i'm not the homosexual. You on the other hand may perhaps be one, since you obviously have no problem masturbating to the boyish bodies of lolis.

>>6182782
We know. We just can't stop.

QUALITY THREAD.

Cirno, Chen, Flandre, Daiyousei, Sunny Milk, Star Sapphire, Luna Child, Yamame, Wriggle.
Anyone see a pattern?

we just had this thread. We all decided to detach our scrotums and sacrifice them at a Shinto shrine.

Once again QUALITY CONTROL changed it's mind on this thread.

>>6182744
>>6182763
I think she's beautiful but not the fapfapfap kind of beauty, for instance i just saw a doujin where kaguya rapes her multiple times and felt so sorry for her...

>>6182792
Meido.

MMMMM CIRNO

>>6182789
You really hate Stage 1 and 2 bosses?

I love Eiki-sama so much I find it difficult. What if it displeases her?

>>6182800
Yes. Fuck them. Also hate Rumia
Except Kogasa. I could never hate her.

...wait, that wasn't it.

>>6182801
I would. You've made the right choice, anonymous. Keep up the good work.

I can't fap to touhous which are not depicted as lolis

Rumia, Chen, Ran, Cirno, Kaguya, Tewi

>>6182739
She knows the good stuff.

I will not fap to Reisen because I respect her too much.
Cirno, can't explain it, I could before I knew what Touhou was, but not anymore.

>>6182815
Not even Mystia?

All of them except Yukari and Komachichi

>>6182850
Nope. Never once to Mystia.

Magic Stones.

Wait I take that back.

I just can't do it. Not for lack of porn either; I've seen some decent stuff.

meido

Merlin

Byakuren, looks like my mom

I can fap to them all.

>>6182970
Dude, your mom is hot.

>>6182970
Your mom has gradient hair?

>touhous I can't fap to

Saigyou Ayakashi
Evil Eye Sigma

Cirno, Meiling, Aya, Yuuka, and most others out of pure respect at how badass they can seem at times

Double points go out to Marisa who is something of a 4th wall bro

can't fap to yamame or her big fat ass.

>>6183012

I hate the fact that Yamame is a spider with a big ass.

I can't fap to her because I have Arachnophobia. The fact that she has a huge ass makes her like this enormous cocktease.

>>6182995
Yes

>>6183022
>>6183012
Ass isn't the only thing you can get a dick to fit.

Nitori

>>6183029
The best fetish that makes no physical sense.

>>6183029
in japan ;_;

>>6183029
I like how her pussy is empty.

>>6183029
Requesting translation on that. Mind-break and titty fucking are my favorite fetishes.

>>6183088
Why would anyone want to use the procreation hole?

>>6182970
son, I'm dissapoint

>>6183127
There sure is semen coming out of my tits and ass. Please fill my pussy too. Dicks.

>>6182800
>Flandre
>Stage 1 and 2

wat

>>6183208
I don't believe you.

>>6183208
That seems too short of a text compared to the page being filled with it.

>>6183249
Rumia is a Flandre.

>>6183285
Well... some of it is random sounds like Hiiiiiiiii.

What he said isn't correct though.

>>6183298
Figures.

Three Mischeavous Fairies.

So much so that I actively get annoyed when I see porn of them. Everybody else is great fap fodder.

>>6183354
Same. It's because of that "don't sexualize us".

I can never seem to fap to my love.

>>6183354
They're just... ugly in my opinion.

>>6183364
>>6183354
Really?

Just not into loli much then? Three fairies are a gold mine.

>>6183365
BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GREAT RUMIA PORN

>>6183371

>>6183373
>pubic forest
please remove this image.

>>6183368
It's not so much as loli. It's just that phrase combined with them pretty much pisses me off. Makes me one to drive the fairies into the dirt.

>>6183377
Think of it as an errant mosaic.

>>6183371
There's great porn of almost all Touhous. I don't want to sully Rumia with impure thoughts about her.

>>6183368

Maybe, but I liked them so much as harmless pranksters that got into silly hijinks that looking at them as fap fodder seemed wrong. I can't even look at porn of them.

I can't really find any good porn or doujins of them.

Feel free to help me with that if you feel like it.

>>6183029
Still waiting for that translation.

>>6183354
I.P.

>>6183394
Don't worry, I already pre-sullied Rumia before there was even sufficient porn of her.

>>6183404
The only doujin I can think of, is the one where Mary is addicted to narcotics and buys her supply with sex.

Remy. Weirdly enough I like her a lot as a character, but never even considered it. She's not like a waifu either, she's just cool as hell and for some reason I can't cheapen that coolness. Mokou is the exact same way for me.

>>6183419

I didn't really like the art style or content of that one.

>>6183409
Trust me, whatever you're imagining is better than what it actually says.

>>6183420
Can't fap to Remilia? Read this doujin http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HY1SJTTD and/or listen to this http://www.mediafire.com/?elvxzcndnoj

>>6183420
You need porn that lets them retain that coolness. Cool porn. Does such a thing exist? I hope so.

>>6183404
http://www.mediafire.com/?4judzbmmwez
http://www.mediafire.com/?0ndy1mrjwki
http://www.mediafire.com/?i4cfkxhk8yswnj2
http://www.mediafire.com/?n4mgyfdnmky
http://www.mediafire.com/?ztmymmiemon

My desktop background.

>>6183416

What's that mean?

>>6183434

Love you

>>6183371
I'll admit, that looks cute and made me hard, but no go. Every time I try to fap to her, I get this feeling of disgust.

>>6183373
This is horrible. ;_;

>>6183434
You forgot to label them with who has a dick in which.

I can't imagine it being consistently one sided for something like that.

Any of them, something I'd like to be left pure.

>>6183456
I do that to other things. Haven't fapped to anything other than Touhou in years.

>>6183444
None.

>>6183481
I am suddenly reminded of why I didn't fap to any of these.

>>6183409
Still waiting.

>>6183481
I don't believe you.

I think I'm going to have to download all of those to make sure.

>>6183511
Without love it cannot be seen.

>>6183517
Wait what? Yukari gave her a tentacle rape monster and she took it home from Gensokyo?

O_o

>>6183524
> O_o
Fucking stupid

>>6183525
Xenophobe

>>6183434
Yuri.
Tentacle rape.
Gang rape.
99% Worksafe.
Rape, but Renko is only in two pages of it.

>>6183485

All of them, but especially this one.

>>6183542
Nope, I'd think him more of a "Don't look like a fucking retard"-phobe.

Never fapped to Mystia. Ever.

Wriggle Nightbug.

I've seen some good porn of her out there, but my dick just says No!

Mai waifu

But Reisen is a useless little bunny only good for her sex appeal anyway.

Chen in Chibi modo. Non-chibi chen is ok.

I don't even store images of chibi Chen on my PC.

>>6183571
That's a one charred chick.

Medicine

>>6184635
ur mom

>>6182815
>Hate Rumia

>>6183029
translation?

Mokou mokou mokou mokou

>>6182789
Yes sir, you fap to hags.

Cirno and Chen
Everyone else is okay
Reisen espeically