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>fappable pics posted on /jp/
>in the mood for the lube
>about to grab lotion when I see a bottle of baby oil
>try it out
>it's a huge mess
>...but works nicely
>maybe too nicely I unexpectedly came on my chair
>have to run to bathroom with pants on ankles
>don't want to touch anything because hands are slippery from baby oil/semen mixture
>have to take a second shower to get it all off
>go back to room and clean up fucking everything it's all lubed up
>I can still feel my dick sliding around my balls like a wet fish whenever I move at all
>using lotion next time

>> No.6171077

Make it legible or I won't read it.

>> No.6171087

brbTrying

>> No.6171088

If anything, that sounds even more fucking erotic. You'll probably get it down the next time you try it.

>> No.6171093

The best part is when you look at your dick the next day and the head is all smooth and shiny.

>> No.6171107
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>mfw people use anything more than a hand and something to cum into/on

>> No.6171112

You wouldn't have these issues if your dick wasn't mangled at birth

>> No.6171114

>>6171071
who is this?

>> No.6171119

>>6171114
Yui from K-ON

>> No.6171128

Turns out dolphins caused the war

>> No.6171135

>>6171119
I'm serious

>> No.6171140
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>>6171135
Sorami Kanata from Strike Witches

>> No.6171144
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>>6171135
Me too

>> No.6171148

>>6171135
Kanata Sorami, from Sora no Woto.
Yui's descendant

>> No.6171150
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6171150

For some reason I thought of anal masturbation, OP.

>> No.6171158

>>6171140
>Strike Witches

wat

>> No.6171160

Why are people seriously replying to a green text OP?

>> No.6171154
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>Lube
Am I the only one who can't fap using lube?

>> No.6171156

I'm going to have to try baby lotion next time..

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>>6171148
thanks bro

>> No.6171168
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Same person
Different show

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>>6171160
Make your own green text thread sometime, it's fun!

>> No.6171182

>>6171177
I'll be sure to do that next time I visit /v/. I'll be sure to use reaction images, too. But if I wanted /v/ I would just post there.

>> No.6171186

>>6171168
More like same show, decades apart.

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>>6171182
Wouldn't you rather have fun with your friends on /jp/?

>> No.6171214

>>6171199
/jp/ posters don't green text. He's a /v/ poster who came here after Recettear hit Steam.

>> No.6171240
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>>6171214
/jp/ is the only board I regularly visit and I've been here since the split. I love the way I can summarize events with green text in an easy to read fashion.

>> No.6171252

>>6171240
>I've been here since the split

So you're from /a/, then, originally? I thought most of those posters have gotten smarter since splitting, but you must be the exception.

>I love the way I can summarize events with green text in an easy to read fashion.

It's not easy to read, it's intentionally difficult to read because it's meant to be annoying.

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>>6171252
>difficult to read because it's meant to be annoying.
Not at all. The green text format is perfect for short stories. It only has a bad reputation around /jp/ because we didn't create it. It's typical elitism and it's about time we've dropped that.

>> No.6171305

>>6171283
No, really, I have trouble reading greentext spam. I also have trouble understanding reaction images. Both of these are just trolling techniques as they add nothing to the discussion.

>> No.6171315

>>6171283
It only has a bad reputation because more often than not, it is used improperly or in a trolling context.

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>>6171305
Reaction images are just an alternative to emoticons. It's another way to express yourself in the post.

>>6171315
Anyone can make a non-trolling green text post. Try it yourself!

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>>6171305
Trolling? There isn't an image board around that doesn't use reaction images.

>> No.6171378

>>6171071

Baby oil? Real men fap with hand sanitizer and proactiv.

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