/jp/ - Otaku Culture

2D's can't be knocked up.

I'd go to deep sleep after sex and not recognize her.

Depends on which touhou I knock up.

Take care of the child. Raise a trap.

Are you kidding? The entire reason I'd be having sex with her in the first place would be for the purposes of procreation.

The strongest Baby.

>>6163427
Is Momiji's penis really cone-shaped like that? In all the bestiality manga I've read, the animal peni have very strange shapes. Is this for real?

>>6163427
furfags aren't welcome here

I'd kinda have to, right?
Not taking responsibility means my immediate death.
I am not good at danmaku-ing

Sooner or later, they will find you if you decide to run.

>>6163437
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER TOES

>>6163405
get out of /jp/ dumb realist

>>6163460
>wedding rings on both of them

Whoever managed to not only knock up, but MARRY both Yuuka and Yukari at the same time deserves some sort of award.

>>6163495
A good award before he gets killed.

Just expanding Gensyoko's power grid with my many newborn fusion reactors.

>>6163509
But who will raise the children?

I've already knocked up Yukari myself.

Where else do you think Maribel Han came from?

QUALITY THREAD.

Depends. Will she kill and or eat me? If so, I'd run like crazy. With the child if possible.

I would fuck her after she was pregnant even harder.

Then I would raise the child and have sex with her too.

>>6163565
Sup kinzo

>>6163557
If the child is anything like her mother she would do so too.

Can Yuyuko give life to a baby?

I'd stick around if it was Ran.

>>6163748
The entire point of PCB was that Yuyuko cannot save or give life to even herself.

So no.

>>6163741

That's why I'd raise her not to do that if that's the case.

Getting a Touhou pregnant isn't easy. Once you ejaculate inside your beloved Gensokyan wife, many hardships await your sperm before one of them can fertilize the egg. This being Gensokyo, your sperm is personalified by a girl in a frilly dress, wearing her flagellum as a hat and centrioles as hairclips. She must shoot down the following for you to successfully impregnate your wife.

Stage 1: Lactobacillus iners (Ability to manipulate pH, responsible for producing acid. Cheerful, but not liked much because she is accompanied by the smell of spoiled milk.)
Stage 2 midboss: Clue cell (sickly young girl covered by slime, adores the S2 boss and is implied to be her lover, hence slime all over her. S3 boss is her elder sister. )
Stage 2 boss: Gardnerella vaginalis (slimegirl, ability to manipulate pus)
Stage 3: Simple columnar epithelium
Stage 4: Corona radiata
Stage 5: Zona pellucida (no-nonsense, glasses-wearing girl utterly devoted to her "princess" (the oocyte). Tries to catch you with her net. )
Stage 6: The oocyte itself.

If you succeed, your sperm drinks tea with the ovum, and months later your wife will give birth to a healthy child. Before that, though, you may be called to fight the extra boss, the zygote.

Do you have faith in your sperm, /jp/?

I'd stay, not just because I love her and our potential children but because I would want to see if our kids would have wings.

>>6163437

Too bad you don't survive to see the child.

i dont see any patchi preg pic, whats wrong with you guys

That would never happen.

>>6164011
I hope you're ZUN and this will be the setting of touhou 13.

>>6164024
why

Who gives a shit about the children. She'll be too helplessly busy getting fucked by me to take care of it. And why the hell would I run away if I could just fuck her until she got fat again...
Just rape her until she get retarded ahegao and keep going.

>>6164011
I want to play this real real bad.

>>6164033
That's horrible! You're horrible!

>>6164032
thx, now i can sleep

>>6164041
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=kochiya_sanae+sex&commit=Search
>7 pages
>higher count than Reimu (5), Yukari (5), Marisa (4), or even Aya (4) and Reisen (4)

too helplessly busy indeed.

>>6164047
That doesn't mean anything!

>>6164047
How the fuck is there that little? That tag can't be well-tagged.

>>6164041
>>6164053
Sluts should stay silent before the cock. So shut the fuck up or go back to the kitchen.

>>6164074
Sluts deserve to be loved gently too, you sumbitch.

Definitely care for the child and the mother. It is the right thing to do.

>>6164011
well shit...

That's what happens if you lose to a cock.

>>6164079

That is being treated nicely. If she does her job in the kitchen she won't get as many love taps and can have the honor of touching a cock afterward.

>>6164079
No they don't. They deserve cock, and that's all they're going to get.

>>6164074
>>6164090
>>6164093
Stop it...

>>6164091
dat ahegao

>>6164100
>slut says "no"
>she wants to fuck

Slut persecution is far too prevalent around here. You guys need to focus on the true enemy: poorly written "I love you" "I love you too" porn.

>>6164054
Well searching for explicit
Sanae 25
Reimu 20
Yukari 19
Marisa 17
Aya 16
and Reisen 19

>>6164124
The doujin market's doing a good enough job at that.
Rape, mind break, and sluts, as far as the eye can see. I haven't seen any good happy sex in forever, save a gem here or there.

>>6164124
Are you kidding? That's the best kind of porn. Doubly so if the relationship is between two girls and the line "But we're both girls! " is used.

>>6164126
>Aya is the lowest
Told you~

>>6164127
Yuri is "happy sex" at least 50% of the time.

>>6164126

And she denies being a slut, typical slut of a whore. She's lucky she's 2D or I'd bust her teeth in with foot.

>>6164130
Are YOU kidding? That line is cliche as fuck.

>>6164126
>Sanae 25
Slut.

Judging sluttiness by the amount of pictures isn't a very good method. One prolific artist could significantly change the results, for example. It's better to ask people whether or not characters are likely to engage in specific sexual activities, something like that.

Ok, fuck this.

>>6164134
You wouldn't get within 10 feet of my, jackass. Me being 2-D is protecting YOU, not the other way around.

>>6164133
Not lately it's not. Even the happy yuri is starting to show less savory elements.

>>6164144
http://futabachan.info/view/40/163525

幻想郷に来たばかり
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今の年齢（17歳前後）まで外の世界にいた
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昨今の高校生が貞淑なはずなどない
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早苗はビッチ

well shit.

>>6164011
This is fantastic

>>6164153
Like what? I have no idea what you consider an unsavory element.

I'd both take care of the child and support my new wife.

But I'd impregnate her as soon as possible after she gives birth.

And then again.

I might stop after 8 kids or so. Maybe.

I am suddenly very, very aroused.

>>6164149
What're going to do... Hurt him with your horny lust for cock?
Stop threatening other people with your cock lust and either spread your legs or get the fuck back to the kitchen and do productive thing like sandwiches.

>>6164157
Rape and mind break and slutiness and whatnot.
Baaah, maybe it's just me.

>>6164161
No, I'm going to hurt him and all of you perverts with the POWER OF A GOD. Hell, three gods.
Honestly, I'm not putting much stock in your intelligence, but that should be obvious.

>>6164162

Not just you.

>>6164168
>the slut "resists"
...
>she wants to fuck

>>6164162
Oh. It's not just you, but I like all those things and would much rather they exist than a few more vanilla yuri books.

>>6164168
>Three gods.
No go, Suwako is the Godslut.

>>6164171
Buddy, I wouldn't be able to fuck you even if I wanted too after I "resisted."
There wouldn't be enough left.

Why are you making Sanae sad? Sluts are human beings too, you know! It's not her fault that her heritage comes from Suwako, a delicious erotic goddess.

>>6164179
>There wouldn't be enough space left.

quite understandable.

>>6164185
I agree. Sluts are simply superior to normals in every way.

>>6164189
But sluts are normals...

>>6164179
>I wouldn't be able to fuck you even if I wanted too after I "resisted."
I see the slut is trying to take care of her body.
Yeah, it's generally a good idea to cease your fucking when your hips start hurting for example. It's probably hard for you to stop wanting more cock, but at least there's always tomorrow, eh...
A broken hip (from getting fucked too hard) wouldn't bring good prospects for your future childbearing. So it's good to see that you're at least pretending to adjust your cock lust.

>>6164191
No, they aren't. Normals engage strictly in monogamous long-term relationships.

>>6164187
Slut as plain as day. Sanae really do love huge cocks....

So Sanae yukkuri are full of semen?

The wiki says 'miracle fruit jam.' HMMM.

you people are ridiculous. "you knock up a touhou" haha what a neckbeard.

>>6164206
then what the hell are you doing on this board?

Does uppercutting a Touhou injure them, or do they just fly into the air with your fist, avoiding injury?

I can't even get off any more if the girl isn't depicted as a perverted, cockcraving, nympho-slut.

>>6164224
Same. Though I prefer it more subtle.

>>6164215
what the hell are you? shouldn't you at least try to wake up?

>>6164246
I'm your worst nightmare, and waking up would deprive me of all of my powers.

Of course I'd take care of the child. Kaguya and I would train our child to be a bot farmer for all our gaming needs.

Also free babysitting from Eirin and Reisen

>>6164249
hi i'm jason

>>6164041
>>6164053
>>6164100
I'd happily raise a child with you Sanae.

>>6164255

Why knock up a Touhou when there are hundreds of homeless little youkai to adopt?

>>6164259

>Youkai
>homeless

I don't want a hobo waifu

>>6164271

What if she was especially moe?

>>6164271

Well, IF she was moe, then I'd rather stay away.

I have a weakness for cute stuff.

>>6164257
Why so sad? Is having a family a bad thing? I made no implications of lewd behavior.

>>6164252
sound like a good deal, and on top of that you get to bone the babysitters for their payment, but then again, who would watch their kids?

How could I abandon the most moe child there is?

>>6164322
I never read the monochrome pages of that because I heard they were sad.

>>6164322
Oh god, the monochrome pages. ;_;

What do you do if, when the child is born, it's obviously not your child?

>>6164313
I would never cheat on Kaguya-sama with old lady Eirin and stupid bunny girl Reisen. They're just the help.

>>6164336
Good luck, raising Kaguya's kid with Eirin at your side and Tewi's "relaxation techniques".
Reisen would be your greatest ally.
I'd like to see Mokou's face when she finds out that Kaguya is pregnant

>>6164341

>implying that Mokou isn't too busy banging Keine to care or notice

>>6164341

I can only imagine

1. Kaguya's surprise abortion time

or

2. Mokou has an overpowering urge to get pregnant too.

>>6164345

Are you a bad enough dude to knock up two immortal rivals?

If Kaguya dies while pregnant, does the hourai elixir ressurect the kid too?

>>6164345
>2. Mokou has an overpowering urge to get pregnant too.
This, exactly. And this could bring us to interesting plot hook. Those kids (Mokou's and Kaguya's) are the same gender and continue hate legacy, or do we have Romeo and Julia scenario?

>>6164355
LOL ABORTIONS

But my waifu is sterile.

>>6164361
She is not.

>>6164371
She's 500 years old bro.

>>6164372
Still young for a vampire.

>>6164371
undead can't have children

>>6164385

It's fuckin' Gensokyo! We could have all the girls suddenly grow dicks and start fuckin' each other and still get all of Gensokyo pregnant. Even the Yuukuris

>>6164385
Why not? When you cut a vampire, does she not bleed? They're no different from you and I.

>>6164394

>Why not? When you cut a vampire, does she not bleed?

No! No she does not! SHE DOES NOT HAVE A BEATING HEART.

>They're no different from you and I.

Yes! Yes they are!

A Vampire who is afraid of the dark? MOE

>>6164385
>>6164392
It doesn't matter. No one would have low enough standards to stick their dick in Remilia or Flandre anyways.

I don't think Cirno or Suika even have the ability to have kids yet.

>>6164409
I volunteer to engage in sexual activities with them to verify the truth of this statement.

>>6164402
Depending on which interperation of Remilia is being talked about, I'd be hitting her with the Wrath of an Angry God™!

Flandre? If it's not a batshit insane one maybe I would.

Mind you this is considering both aren't lookin' like kiddies. I don't want Chris Hansen visitin' my place.

>>6164402 I am a huge faggot please rape my face

Remilia hates the condom.

>>6164416
Did you come here by clicking a picture on the frontpage? You really don't belong here.

>>6164416
Considering both of them would look like something like this.

>>6164426
Because she wants to feel your hot sperm shooting forcefully inside her uterus.

But Artists tend to draw them healthy for their age. They would have no breasts or curves

I am not really a fan of them like this. They should have the bodies of a 10 yr old but be stacked like a young teen. something like 14.

>>6164426
Since I know you're good for it, source?

>>6164443
>>6164452
>>6164457
disgusting creatures

So about something like that.

>>6164459
http://www.mediafire.com/?c268q933er7x74a

Or like this picture shows. Young teens is what fits them the best.
when you are too young you just can't make the insane moves and instill fear in people.

Frill fits Remilia best.

But on the other side, you an draw them young and still give them sexual features. Like curves and hips that arouses something deep inside of us.

That is why the two are my favorite Touhous. They just have everything for everyone because they can be portrait very different.

>>6164478
Slutface on that Flandre.

>>6164482
The same goes for every Touhou. Except Medicine. Nobody portrays Medicine different.

>>6164486
But that only counts mostly for the very young touhous. Like Remilia, Flandre, Cirno and so on. you can just draw them sensual and sexual. Even if they just aren't normal. A 9 yr old is not sexy. But drawn she can be very.
And that is what we call fiction. All the good aspects are left and the bad ones are thrown out.

Vampires probably don't mind it so much with the whole incest is forbidden thing.

>>6164494
It doesn't matter. Remilia loves Patchouli and Flandre loves Marisa. They've got no time for each other.

I'd stay because I love her and if she had children, I would love them too.

>>6164452

This is how Flan should be drawn imo.

Developed body but still an adorable face. Best Flan.

>>6164492
NIGGA please, we're /jp/edos

I want to be knocked up by Kourin and raise our child together. It'd be an half half youkai.

>>6164542
what if i am /m/an?

>>6164554
Enjoy having your child outlive you, you slut.

>>6164566
What?

>>6164566
But... aren't your children supposed to outlive you?

Maybe Cirno can't get impregnate now (maybe she needs 100 years more) If that is the problem. She can try to criogenize some esperm from me, I couldn't take care of child but I will be pleased and Cirno maybe too dunno.

>>6164569
Not when they're youkai they aren't. Youkai are to be exterminated.

>>6164571
Cirno is already older than 120. If she isn't gonna get knocked up now, how long is it gonna take?

Even if I don't like it, I'm a responsible guy, and if I somehow by some freaking miraculous divine event get a Touhou pregnant with my child, I'd marry that Touhou and raise the kid with her, maybe find some construction job building temples or something.

>>6164582
Good fucking luck, the youkai/angels/goddesses have that market cornered.

>>6164573

Cirno probably doesn't even know what being pregnant means.

>>6164597

Then I'm going to teach her what it means!

But first, I'm going to get some anti-freeze.

>>6164597
Neither do half the teens that get pregnant these days. What's your point?

>>6164603
Cirno is actually quite warm, see Hisoutensoku for details.

Gensokyo tip: Leaving antifreeze out in a bowl is an effective way of dealing with fairy infestation.

>>6164608

I never got that. She herself isn't cold, but the air and things around her are because that's how heat works. Does that mean the longer you hug her, the colder you feel and you have to keep hugging her for warmth?

>>6164608

I don't trust you. It wouldn't surprise me if you were trying to sabotage my attempts to get Cirno to pop out negro ice fairy babies.

I'm taking my antifreeze -just in case-.

>>6164617
Exactly. Just keep your dick on or in her and you should be fine.

I would feel jealous of the child because it would take up all the attention and love.

>>6164946
NTR the mother with your own child.

I wouldn't knock up anyone that isn't mai waifu.
If they were mai waifu I would take responsibility.

>>6164949
It would take years before that would be possible as I don't like fucking babies. And it would be right out of the question if the child turned out to be a boy although the chances of that happening seem to be rather slim in Gensokyo.
Besides, I don't want to cheat on her. I just want her love for me alone.

I would make her a football team.

The thought of abandoning Shiki is felony.

In a situation similar to this... I would stay and help raise the child, of course.

But I'm probably a bit biased.

>>6165042
The sentence! Three years of babysitting without sex!

>>6165737

>>6165737
cruel women

>>6165749
I warned you about women bro! I told you dog!

>>6165753
it keeps happening dude,

when you listen to your penis

What if I knocked up Yamame?
Would I even get a choice?

>>6165757
AIDS baby

>>6165757
You'll hang in her web right next to the baby, and both of you will get delicious juices to drink.

>>6165797
worst or best part is that you have to keep her satisfied all the time

>>6165797

>>6165808
She's forgiving. She knows any failure to satisfy her is largely her fault because you cannot move most of your body.

yup, definitely worth it

Only if I never see her within the 9 months of her being a massive bag of hideous.

It's 9 months right? Touhous are the same as humans, right?

>>6166634
Contraception, anon! Do you KNOW it?

>>6166649
Pregnancy is NOT easy, BOOF. Those 9 months are when she needs you the most.

touhous reproduce asexually.jpg

>>6166663
FIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEE

But only if the baby is adorable.

Mokou is sure to produce great looking offspring.

>>6166686
Mokou is sure to produce great looking offspring.

I would stay, it IS my child afterall.

grade a mother material

>>6164597
No, she does not.

I'd say I want to knock up Tewi, but she's likely already had countless rabbit children.

>>6169483

She could have one more.

>>6169491
Yes, but how can I be sure that she takes care of all of them properly? I don't want my ... rabbit being raised by a negligent parent.

>>6169495

All the rabbits of Eientei will help. Kaguya and Eirin too.

Depends on the Touhou.

But I'd probably take care of the child.

>>6169501
Kaguya and Eirin don't pay any attention to the rabbits, and Reisen admits that they only person the rabbits listen to is Tewi.

>>6169507

And Tewi WOULDN'T command them to take care of her child?

>>6169511
Point.

>>6169516
You know that as always confused me, the whole true form of the earth youkai rabbits thing. Since in two separate canon materials they have been depicted as just regular looking rabbits or actual humanoid beings.

>>6169526

Have you considered that they can transform at will?

>>6169526

>canon

>>6169526
Their true form is whichever is necessary for the story.

>>6169538
>canon

>>6169540
Like Orin?

>>6169562
Actually, a bunch of traditionally portrayed youkai types have either shape shifting abilities or can at least cast a humanoid illusion on themselves.
Kitsune, nekomata and tsuchigumo are the most prominent examples.

>>6169671
That's nice, but mythology isn't canon.

>>6169671
And some others like those giant housecats (no split tail as in nekomata, they just grow tiger-sized) or amanojaku just kill someone and wear their skin.

Having a yandere youkai wife who stalks down people you find attractive, kills them and wears their bodies to please you better would be perfect.

op is either a child himself or a german

>>6169700
OP is germane

oh boy

bump for more pregger touhous

>>6164011
Someone needs to make this game.

Why is my Thread still alive? Not like i don't mind. Pregnant, and impregnating, Touhous is my fetish.

>>6164345
>>6164354
Now I have a strong urge to impregnate them both.

>>6174547
>Yuuka_cosplaying_as_Kogasa.jpg

>this thread

I'd rather Touhous impregnate other Touhous. Kid pictures are good too because the above is implied to have happened.

>>6174645

>I'd rather Touhous impregnate other Touhous.

[[[>YES.<]]]

>>6174650
This pairing is horrible. I hope Yukari gaps Aya into gap hell for this.

>>6164597
I can teach her, It's easy.

>>6174678
It really isn't. Impregnating Cirno is quite difficult because her body isn't the correct temperature for human sperm.

>>6174688
Cirno has a normal body temperature, he only controls the air temperature, and sperm doesn't need normal body temperature to live.
Also, we can't prove his body temperature
>the space around her is always chilly
>the space around
>around
No one know inside her, let's imagine it's normal guys.

>>6174720
It's not. Reisen said so. She knows best.

>>6174722
As long as Reisen's body is perfectly accepting of a healthy load of human semen, who cares about Cirno?

>>6174745
Me.

>>6174750
Are you Daiyousei? That's the only way I can see myself caring.

>>6174771
I am not inclined to tell you that.

>>6174720
Hate to tell you guys, but fae don't have vaginas.

>>6174745
I wish I could fill up a healthy hoe like udonge to the brim with my cum ;_;

Delicious healthy hoes.

bump

I'd convince her to take care of it.

>>6169948
Making a family with Yuka would be quite an achievement.

>>6177161
Hate to break it to you, but mythology isn't canon.

>>6182210
Little baby Yuuka are born from flowers all the time. Yuuka crushes them without hesitation. There can only be one!

>>6163401
of course, I always take responsibility for the things I do, and I would happily take care of my own child.


;_;