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Never

;_;

>>616079
I'll be the guy with no food shelter or water in the woods.

In all likelihood, our disembered corpses will meet in the lake in very short order.

>>616079
Middle of the lake.

Party at Alice's house.
She'll be glad people came to visit.

Hakurei Shrine. Bring your own moneys. Donation not guaranteed.

Hakgueongslkn398

The dead place./

The shrine, of course.

Does the first person to get to the forest of magic get Alice?
If so thats where I am heading

eientei or bust

>>616097
Is he coming?

>>616109
>the forest of magic
enjoy death

Eientei for me

I got dibs on Reisen and Tewi, bitches.

At Yuka's house. Oh wait...

I'll play it safe and goto the human village.

>>616130

Oh you

Protip: Canon story says that outside humans who manage to enter Gensokyo get fed to the vampires.

>>616124
Enjoy your getting cought in the crossfire between Mokou and Kaguya

>>616138

No, they generally go to the human village/etc. That's where the humans came from to begin with.

MARISA'S HOUSE

WE COME FROM THE INTERNETS AND WE BRING MAN PENIS

>>616145
they already have mannosuke

PARTY @ MY HOUSE

>>616096
This. She'll be so happy....

;_;

>>616141

>>Enjoy your getting cought in the crossfire between Mokou and Kaguya

I enjoy my cought the way I want to enjoy it, bitch.

Moriya Shrine, home of the only straight people in Gensokyo.

I'm going to go to Hakurei Shrine right away to claim my miko. So I won't be meeting you guys. Sorry.

>>616138
Remi can feast on me.

also, in b4 LHC doesn't do shit

>>616143

>The details of this contract are that the youkai will offer them humans from which to feed, in return, the vampires will not attack humans living in Gensokyo.

>It's said they are outside humans whose deaths are of no consequence

I'M OF TO KOURINDON GOING TO LEARN HOW TO BE EX MANLY.

>>616166
You can have that crazy murdering bitch.

>>616138
Source?

>>616148
He can't have everyone.

>>616175

PMiSS

>>616160people

More like person its just one girl.

Oh man, I can't wait to read some books with Patchu.

>>616188
Youkai collect humans directly from the outside world for the vampires. If you get into Gensokyo yourself, the vampires can't eat you.

That said, the other youkai probably will anyway...

>>616188

Although not all humans from the outside get fed to the vampires. Just hope you happen to be one of the lucky ones.

>>616199
Sanae is straight and Suwako has received dickings at least once.

>>616223
>Suwako has received dickings at least once
More info please

Sanae is a good girl.

>>616223
But now Suwako is Kanako's gay rape toy...
Good luck with Sanae do.

It depends on the way. Yukari is really just Maribel sleeping.

So, if Anon found a way to see the boundaries of Gensokyo and was able to become Cthulhu, we'd all just end up as a being whose existence is parallel to Yukari herself.

>>616223
But now Suwako is Kanako's gay rape toy now...
Good luck with Sanae do.

I'll be hanging out in the field of flowers with Yuka.

>>616266
This.

and don't forget the map

How do humans make a living in Gensokyo? Hunting and rustic farming? Anon would be fucked.

>>616260

So we'd get manipulation of bounderies?

FUCK YEAH.

WHERE IS AYA OR SUIKA
CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT
I KNOW YOU HAVE PLENTY YOU ADORABLE LITTLE ONI BASTARD
YOU'RE THE BEST I LOVE YOU

>>616249
Sanae is her decendant, though she may have 'produced' her some other way than The Sex, like turning someones rib into her and having her burst out like a chest buster or whatever the fuck Gods do.

>>616277

Sanae is from the outside world originally. We'd need to be some descendant of an ancient God, though.

I hope W. T. Snacks counts.

THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY

In all seriousness, alcohol poisoning would be worth it to drink with Suika.

>>616272

FUCK YEAH!

>>616277
Fuck that shit, I'm working at MANnosuke's shop.

I'm of to the Hakurei Shrine going to see if I can get on the deity's good side...

>Where are we meeting when we get to Gensokyo /jp/?
The youkai behind the Border are going to have a feast tonight it seems.

I want to help Aya with her paper

>>616260

This seems like the easiest way. We'd also get h4x powers.

I'm trying to hold it in, but...

FUCK YEAH!!

>>616311
As I pressfag, I'd like to as well.

THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY

In all seriousness, alcohol poisoning would be worth it to drink with Suika.

>>616306
i'm gonna cut his grass

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

praise LHC!

>>616275
What was the erased one?

>>616307
this
>>616283
Suika is at the Hakurei Shrine

So many people afraid of being eaten by Touhous.
Haven't you played the game? Most of the time you can beat them by stepping back and forth in one spot until their spellcards expire.

>>616321

>>616275
But PCB goes over the human town. Flagging citation needed all over this bitch.

>>616334

Wow. Most of us have done this before already, too.

We're going to rule Gensokyo.

And I'm going to find out the truth.

Each possibility is fine with me.

>>616356
IT HAS A VAGINA

Kill myself and hope I meet Eiki.

>>616340
PCB goes over Mayohiga, not the Human Village.

>>616334
But touhous in Gensokyo move 3d and their danmaku are in lunatic modo

>>616339
DAN?

>>616260

>Yukari is really just Maribel sleeping.

Of all the theories that make me rage...

>>616386
Alice is Marisa from the future.

>>616377

It still applies.

>>616386

Why? Because it's the most heavily implied and the most tangible of them all?

>>616394
>most heavily implied
lolwut

That shit's retarded.

>>616386
Why? I'll shit bricks if that gets confirmed

>>616377
How many spellcards do you think some people have memorized?
Once you get past the bullets they're all little girls. Just overpower them.
Except for China and Youmu. They can probably fight up close.

>>616396
>probably

Youmu's got a sword, brah.

>>616396
Try raping the pad bitch.

>>616396
>>616391
Anon... WE CANT FLY

>>616394

Because Yukari sleeps in the day and Maribel sleeps at night, they must be connected, right?

>>616407
OH SHI-!

>>616396

You don't need to fight China up close. Just break her will with words.

>>616413
Can you speak chinese?

>>616390
Rumia is PC-98 Alice. Her book got stolen by some random youkai, leaving her stupid. The youkai is now impersonating her.

>>616427
Yukari sleeps at night, too.

>>616422
I don't need words. I will use the universal medium of dance.

>>616407

See >>616260.

>>616414

When Maribel sleeps she dreams that she is Yukari and when Yukari sleeps she dreams she is Maribel. Because Yukari is nocturnal and is known to sleep during the day neither of them would normally be awake at the same time. Maribel is able to cross the border into Gensokyo while dreaming. Maribel's clothes are also very similar to Yukari's clothing from Perfect Cherry Blossom.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

>>616427
you forgot to mention the Lafcadio Hearn - Koizumi Yakumo part...

>>616427

Makes sense to me.

>>616427

I think that some people are looking way to far into some things.

>>616427

I had a dream I was Kaguya once, that must mean..

OH SHI-

>>616441

Grasping at straws? Well, maybe, but it seems pretty likely to me.

Are we sure the LHC is going to take us to Gensokyo? What if it leads to the seven gates of hell?

>>616456

We rape the succubuses and usurp Satan.

>>616459

Spoken like a true Anon.

>>616427

I don't read much of the mangas, but how much of that is actually canon?

And in before the fans are what make canon because then all of Gensokyo would be dead.

http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Maribel_Han

Last two fun facts

>>616427
Yukari sleeps all the time, not just during the day.

My this logic I, humble Anon, am Yukari simply because I sleep at night. And yeah, I dream of her too, for the same reason as Maribel. I fap/shlick to porn of her for 2 hours before I go to sleep. It doesn't give you magic powers, all it does is give you one slightly-more developed arm.

I'd go to the forest of magic to be with Alice. Everyone else already has a buddy, but Alice only has her dolls. I just want to be near her, to touch and hug her when she's down. Which is probably pretty often.

>>616456
Silly anon, LHC can't take us into places that born from fairy tales.

Everyone, We all meet up in New York, Times Square.

>>616464

"However, none of this is officially supported."

Thank you.

>>616481
>Minna-san, We all meet up in New York, Times Square.

>>616483
Yeah that's the point. Weren't we discussing the plausibility?

If I make it there, I'll just be wandering around until I meet some of you.
It shouldn't take that long, and I enjoy walking/sightseeing alone, so before nightfall would be just fine.

>>616497
no you wont

>>616483

The Lafcadio Hearn - Koizumi Yakumo part is pretty solid. The part where Maribel might be dreaming everything defeats the point, but otherwise this seems pretty solid to me. I like this guys theory.

I'm going by bike

1. Bring a few nukes.
2. Run very fast.
3. ?
4. PROFIT!

>>616486

Somehow, the "It was all a dream" just doesn't sit well with me.

What time does the LHC collider starts?

>>616512 LHC collider
sage for stupidity

>>616472
That's good because I'm actually hoping that the LHC will give me the ability to do this.

Jesus that is awesome, truly, we have found the purpose of science.

>>616509
It could be more complex. We still have to decide what about Reimu, Sanae etc

>>616509

Neither does Concealed The Conclusion.

>>616512
http://www.lhcountdown.com/

3 months retards

>>616509

I was never supporting that worthless theory. Just that she was really Yukari. The dream theory sucks. Maribel = Yukari = Hope to somehow gain entrance to Gensokyo the same way Maribel does while gaining h4x powers.

>>616502

That part just sounds like the people who follow nostradamus. "If you take the words 'end of the world' then times it by 3 then take away 5 letters then run it through babelfish 2 times then go out and get piss drunk then flip some of the letters around when you get back home at 4am then you get 'Hitler'! THIS MAN CAN TELL THE FUTURE!

>>616526

Are you retarded or something? It's not difficult to see the reasoning at all.

The experiment will summon the combine on the OTHER side of the portal, on the Gensokyo side.

Then we'll really get to see if Danmaku > Gunships

>>616526
Well:
-He IS ZUN, the beer god.
-Hearn and Yakumo aren't exacly your usual names.
-Also Koizumi used to right ghost stories and others, which some of them are used by ZUN. Considering the Kaguya legend, it's possible have thought about that.

>>616531

We are the Combine, bitch.

>>616526

It makes sense.

I'll probably be asleep when it comes on, but when I wake up, I'll be waking up in Gensokyo amidst the lake. Though I suppose it'd be best if I read up on all the magic I can, so I can get a head start on mastering spell cards and danmaku. Then once I get there, I'll find someone to teach me further, as I shouldn't go into Gensokyo completely ignorant. But should I wake as some western style witch as the apprentice to some ghost...

>>616543
>I'll probably be asleep when it comes on, but when I wake up, I'll be waking up in Gensokyo amidst the lake.
>I'll be waking up in Gensokyo amidst the lake.
>waking up in Gensokyo amidst the lake.
>amidst the lake.
>the lake.
SHIT

>>616551

OH GOD I LOL'D.

i'll sleep with a life jacket tomorrow night
>>616551
>>616543

Well, obviously we can only dream. But imagine what would happen If i were true, and LHC actually transported us.

I predict we all would go nuts.

>>616570
Well yeah, Udonge is there after all.

>>616551
Our natural enemy

>>616574

>>616577
>I Love Reisen Warrior Guy.jpg
lol

Why does the countdown say its only another 9min?

>>616577

Oh fuck. Not the Reisen Fanboys. They've worked themselves into a stasis of near-insanity so that they can live around and worship their God Empress Usamimi. They're more obsessed than fucking Alice fans.

>>616577

USAMIMI FOR THE USAMIMI GOD!!

>>616591
wait-WHAT? I THOUGHT WE HAD ANOTHER 20 HOURS

>>616597
Reisen, Reisen, uber alles!!!

>>616570
>But imagine what would happen If i were true, and LHC actually transported us.
Shantih Shantih Shantih

I thought they delayed that thing?

but if I get to meet Reisen, I don't mind.

>>616577

USAMIMI FOR THE USAMIMI GOD!!

>>616604

Enjoy your fermions and bosons /jp/, that's all the Large Hadron Collider will get you.

>>616591
>>616604

hmm.. here it says less than one day

>>616622

>>616629
>>616631
Strange....
Oh well, if the world isnt going to end tonight then I can get some sleep.

>>616631

Wait, what the fuck is going on?

Even if nothing happens in the real world, at least in the internet, the activation of the LHC will cause a shitstorm.

You are all going to be so disappointed when the LHC fires up and nothing happens.

>>616642
>>616631
>>616629
>>616622

the Great Boundary is weakening....

It stopped for the Reisen fans, once they post the final piece of that "I Love Reisen" thing, everyone will die.

>>616642
It came online. Space-time is crumbling as we speak.

>>616642
THEY'VE STARTED IT ALREADY, TIME IS NOW FUCKED UP

>>616622
>>616629
>>616631
>>616642
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IT ALREADY AFFECTS TIME

it's dependant on your computer's clock
also activation =/= experiments, they dont start smashing stuff together until later, according to wikipedia

>>616642
don't look at me

I think the guys who made this site couldn't care less

>>616646

suddenly Gensokyo!

Srsly, guise. We all dreamed about it, but who has expected that

I feel obligated to tell you that you're dumber than /v/.

You should be proud.

Never

;_;

>>616663
>>616667
>>616663
DOOMIND

Hakgueongslkn398

The dead place./

I think Yukari is messing with the bloody boarder again

>>616673
noone is making you stay.
>>616668
>it's dependant on your computer's clock
Oh, you think? Yeah we couldn't possibly have thought of it. We truly think spacetime has been affected.

You know guys, meeting you all in Gensokyo would be the greatest thing ever.

IM GONNA KILL REIMU

WHO'S WITH ME

>>616626
Bosons are touching. GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>616691
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>616673

You're the biggest retard in existence. Tear off your balls and eat them so that you cannot reproduce.

Okay guys, I got my frilly dress ready, but I dont have a hat. Do headphones count as a hat? Glasses? Fuck, Im running out of time

>>616718

Reimu is wearing a ribbon, so why not.
Headpones are even studier.

>>616729

We all know what the Reisen fanboys are wearing.

>>616718
I'll wear my AKG 271 studios, if that counts as a hat.

Putin agreed, don't bother him about it. But I'll have them go over my head since I'm not hardcore enough to wear them like Putin does.

22 hrs remaining, GMT + 1:00

Get ready for the most boring anticlimax since 1/1/2000 when the world didn't end and the computers didn't go nuts and kill everyone. Stand by for yet another failed apocalypse in 2012, and in 2014, when new agers switch Mayan calender interpretations as their last predictions fail.

>>616706
Count me in, but alone we stand no chance against that bitchy miko. We're going to have to make allies with the many residents of Gensokyo in four to six member parties. Then we can move out for the Hakurei shrine.
One party I figure that would have easily persuaded members would be.
Cirno
Wriggle
Mystia
Rumia

<-- Alice detector .

Too many coincidences!

>>616747

USAMIMI FOR THE USAMIMI GOD!!

>>616759
Well at least 2009 will be the year of the linux desktop.

>>616718
Just make a paper hat like I did, silly and easy at the same time.

I heard there's a lovely lake in Gensokyo.

>>616708
We had great times together Anon

See you on the other side.

>>616716 FACEPALM ULTIMATE PERFECT SUPR(...).jpg)
Irony is strong in this one

>>616783

Yeah. Hope you're not stuck with only the Reisen fans and their obsessiveness.

>>616783
*MGS2 theme begins to play*

We're all going to wake up someplace near the Hakurei shrine, We'll be greeted and addressed by our bizarre, otherworldly appearance and quickly make friends and live bizarrely long, other-worldly lives amongst the Touhous. Until one day; we'll wake up like we did every month, of every day, ready to greet the morning, talk with our friends about things that never change. Instead of our happy companions saying their hellos to us with their smiling faces however; we will awake in our ordinary beds, surrounded by our ordinary figurines and be acknowledged by the ordinary printed smiles on our hug-pillows. As we sit in our ordinary rooms and contemplate this hallucination we will finally realize that THE LAST 50 YEARS WERE A LIE

>>616808

50 Years for knowledgeable than all my friends.

S... Stop it, guys...

>>616814

>>616814

And all the Reisen fanboys in the room fell silent. That or- HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGCK.

>>616759
Of course nothing will happen, because the collisions won't take place until sometime mid-August.

>>616827

This man is correct. They still have loads of cooling and quenching to do on the cryomagnets.

>>616764
Myon chambers?

Soon as the gates open, there will be hungry youkai waiting on the other side, waiting for the moment you appear so they can eat you. Weapons will be useless and you won't have any spell cards. It's going to be one bloody spectacle.

>>616834
This proves it, it's written all over the project

>>616814

With all those fanboys, if she was ever thrown out like that she could always just build her own army and take over... Well, anywhere she wanted, really.

You're all talking about us going to Gensokyo but isn't just as possible that this is how Reimu starts her world conquest?

speaking of Reisen, have this wallpaper I made a while back

>>616831
Just like they killed Vivit huh?

Oh wait.

>>616831

We'd be stepping back and forth the entire time to dodge their attacks. Simple as that.

ITT: mass suicide planning

asgjolaskgh

THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS AN EYESORE

THE LHC ISN'T EVEN TURNING ON FOR ANOTHER MONTH

IT'LL BE THREE MONTHS BEFORE ANY COLLISIONS

>>616913
fuck
wah

>>616759
Sometimes I wish those retards were right. At least it would be something truly new.

>>616949

ORIGINAL CONTENT.

Men, prepare for the adventure of your lives!
(And quite possily the last one!)
Whoever makes it, party @ Alice's House!

>>616993

Id rather party @ moriya shrine

What if, instead of "suddenly Gensokyo", the Touhous came to our world?

>>617020

O SHI-

>>617020
End of the world

>>617020
In before cosplay porn

>>617020
I'd make a harem.

>>617051

Why would the Touhous let you do that? If anything, you'd be part of *their* harem.

>>617127

I'd be ok with that.

Fuck Gensokyo, I'm going to Silent Hill.

>>616850
Vivit is the WMD to end all WMDs
ANON IS NOT A WMD!!

>>618257

You can't escape Gensokyo, I'm afraid.

wait what's going on what I miss

>>618791

i too was clueless, then i noticed a few small details

being just a little observant would've given you the answer

LHC

>>616277
Not if he brings technology with'em. We excel in technology, let's blind them with our science anons!

>>618263
Pyramid Head's dimension traveling daughter?

>>618973

Pyramid Head isn't good enough to be related to Sakjuya

>>619001
You'd best be joking nigger. Wouldn't want Pyramid Head to stretch that ass open.

>>619001
no your wrong if Pyramid head were related to sayuka id have to make her my woman this way i can full my to greatest fantasies being related to Pyramid head and being married to a hot maid that can stop time and has a knife fetish. Don't take this from me and also being able to go to silent hill and the gensoyko whenever i wanted to