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[ERROR] No.6164991 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine this: there's a civil war somewhere in Sub-Saharian Africa (there's always a civil war down there) and you, as a white UN contingency soldier, are sent there to pacify the country.
One sunny day, while driving on a country road surrounded by thick greenery, you and your comrades in arms are ambushed by a group of local freedom fighters (or so they call themselves), which in spite of being outnumbered and outequipped easily make mincemeat of your friends.
You are the last alive member of your garrison and are captured by freedom fighters, who hope to hold you for ransom. However, while en route to their hidden base, some of them get incredibly horny. It occurs to them that it would be a great idea to have you suck their dicks and they quickly proceed to point a gun at you and order you to do so.
You're unsure whether the gun is loaded or not, but this is the last thing you see.
What do?

>> No.6164996

>You are reporting post 6164991 on /jp/.

>> No.6164997

>you, as a white UN contingency soldier
This is why it will never happen.
Also, reported.

>> No.6164998

Nope.

>> No.6165001

I'd suck those dicks

>> No.6165005

>>>/b/

>> No.6165006

>>6164991

I take them down with my ninjustsu

>> No.6165008

Start with a handjob, then rip upwards, using the guy's body as a shield from the guy with the gun, shove him backwards, pull the knife from the trousers and stab the third guy in the chest twice then grab the gun and start spraying at whatever else is nearby.

Not getting my mouth near that shit, though. Black people have a lot of venereal disease and shit.

>> No.6165009

They're not receiving proper blood to their brains.
Now is the time to strike.

>> No.6165010

>outequipped
Sure.

>> No.6165011

>>6164996
You still don't have a report queuer?

>> No.6165017
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6165017

>>6164991
I lold. that was a good read

>> No.6165018

>On-topic replies to a shitpost.
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.6165019

I report this thread.

>> No.6165023
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6165023

>> No.6165024

Oh god, why can't I stop looking at that picture?!

>> No.6165025

>>6165017
Great, you will find more at >>>/b/ and >>>/r9k/ enjoy and don't come back.

>> No.6165027

>>6165018
Wait, this is /jp/? Crap, wrong tab, thought it was /k/.

>> No.6165029

>>6165024
Because you don't belong on /jp/.

>> No.6165030

I find it amazing that these creatures can actually learn to talk.

>> No.6165031

you spent time to come up with that and write it down?
I feel bad for you.

>> No.6165034

>>6165010
>>6165019
>>6165023
>>6165024
>>6165030
>>6165031
Samefag or many newfags shitposting.

>> No.6165037

Reported

>> No.6165040

>>6165034
There are only two people in the thread though.

>> No.6165043

>>6164996
>>6164997
>>6165005
>>6165011
>>6165018
>>6165019
>>6165025
>>6165029
>>6165031
>>6165034
>>6165037
Same person, I can tell from your rage from being trolled.

>> No.6165045

I thought you people liked dicks. I mean, look at the crossdressing threads and all that shit.

>> No.6165046
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6165046

>niggers
I'd rather suck a smelly fat guy's dick.

>> No.6165051

>>6165045
Yeah, but I don't really have a fetish for humiliation.

>> No.6165052

>>6165046
You mad?

>> No.6165057
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6165057

Thanks for the spam, moot, could you call off your moron squad at some point? Or (gasp!) have your staff enforce the supposed site rules you set yourself?

(I'm all for "mock, don't rage" as a way of dealing with your creeps, but there's nothing to work with here that I'd even want to.)

>> No.6165061

>>6165057
AT is over there ------------>

>> No.6165069

>>6165061
"AT" is your fellow /b/tards.

>> No.6165074

>>6165046
Being a faggot makes you just as disgusting as being a nigger.

>> No.6165075

>>6165069
Sorry, I don't know anyone at "/b/" (that's what THEY call it, good users that don't come from that place call it "the random board of 4chan.").

>> No.6165077

>>6165061
and furthermore, if moot didn't expect his cult to produce kimmos and chris beers, he's an idiot

either way he deserves whatever crap he gets

>> No.6165078

>>6165052
What makes you think I am?

>> No.6165082

>>6165078
Sucking a disgusting dick instead of a dick every man would look up to with drool pouring from his mouth. Us of the white master race are good at many things, but in the business of dicks we have lost.

>> No.6165089

>>6165082
Sub-saharan africa is overrun by aids though. Sucking that cock is a death sentence in itself.

>> No.6165092
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6165092

Why is this here?

>> No.6165152

>>6165089
Just rape some fetuses to get rid of the AIDS.

>> No.6165174

>>6165152
Albinos, actually. For some reason, it's believed fucking an albino wil cure AIDS. There have been rapes over this, even.

A similar case involves rubbing your dick to a hedgehog to cure impotency. You can guess how that one ended.

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6165175

>>6164991
...

>> No.6165180

>>6165174
The shamans and "magic men" also say crazy shit like fucking a virgin will draw the sting from the evil disease.

Hey, that explains why they want to get sucked off.

>> No.6165192

>>6165175
that reaction makes me incredibly hard

>> No.6165198
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>>6165082
Get out of here you negrolover.

>> No.6165203

>>6165175
please post moar or at least sauce

>> No.6165207

>>6165174
>fuck
nope, not even that much fun. The albino thing involves cutting people up for their body parts (and is for more than just aids. And tribes that don't believe in it generally shun albinos due to a competing myth, so if you're born albino there, you're straight fucked. Of course, they do similar things in Europe and the redneck portions of the U.S. due to devil/vampire bullshit.)

>> No.6165277
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6165277

typical anon

>> No.6165277,1 [INTERNAL] 

Imagine this: There's a thick juicy cock heading for your anus.

>> No.6165277,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>6165277,1
(*´д`*)

>> No.6165277,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>6165277,2
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what it's like when archive janitors=fags.

>> No.6165277,4 [INTERNAL] 

What was in OP's pic?

>> No.6165277,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>6165277,4
A bunch of black, naked 3D african men.

>> No.6165277,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>6165277,5
Easymodo meidos are racist.

>> No.6165277,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>6165277,6
Jones is on a rampage abusing his power.

>> No.6165277,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>6165277,6
>>6165277,7

Niggercock fetishests spotted.

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